ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 30th October 2023

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

Halloween is coming up so Bree & Clint get some costume inspiration from the stars.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Astro Party in the Astro Party Astro Party in the Astro Party Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast on the day before Halloween Oh yeah, 31st? Yeah, Halloween tomorrow Yeah, Halloween tomorrow Are you doing anything for Halloween? Did you go to a Halloween party over the weekend?

I got invited to one but I didn't go No, because you didn't have a costume? I didn't have a, yeah. It's just been quite busy and then I was like, oh I need to organise a costume. I don't want to be one of those people that turn up without a costume. No, boring. Who is the, is it

P. Diddy that throws the big Halloween party that everyone? Yeah, I think you might be right. There's one where the celebs go and we get all the photos and they go crazy. They get like special effects artists to do their costumes. I think you might be right. There's one where the celebs go and we get all the photos and they go crazy. They get like special effects artists to do their costumes. I think you might be spot on, actually. I think it is P. Diddy. Is that the one...

What was the party last year where Heidi Klum went as a worm? Remember that? Hold on, wait. Let me Google it. Heidi Klum. That was so weird. It was so weird. I think because you expect it to be like a sexy Halloween costume.

Yeah, it definitely wasn't. It was quite terrifying. It just says Halloween. Oh, look at it. It's even creepier looking back at it. It was the same party where Beyonce went as Toni Braxton and Kris Jenner thought that beyonce had gone as her and she she i didn't hear this story have you not heard this no and chris

jenner retweeted the picture and she said um oh my god i love it thanks beyonce show me but she'd gone as tony braxton that's so embarrassing. Not as 90s. Do you have it? Yeah. Oh, my God. That's so embarrassing. I mean, yeah, she kind of does. That's hilarious. It's worth looking up if you get the chance to look it up.

That's so funny. Yeah. Is that your new laptop? Yeah. Let me feel how heavy it is. Oh, shit. Bree's laptop's about to explode. Nah. Can we feel how heavy it is? Oh, shit. Bree's laptop's about to explode still. Oh, did you fix it?

Well, I... Oh, yours feels heavier than mine. Yeah, because I got all the bits inside it. What do you mean all the bits? I got the premium bits. Mate, don't come at me because my laptop got more premium bits than your laptop. Oh, bit! Do you want to compare? Yeah, I have a bit. Oh, do you want to have a bits off? Let laptop. Oh, bit. Do you want to compare?

Do you want to have a bits off? Let's have a bits off. Do people want us to have a bits off? Okay, let's have a bits off. Why not? Okay, so where do we go? Click on the apple on the top one about this Mac. All right, what's your chip?

Okay. Oh, but mine's way older than yours. What's your chip? Hold on, wait. My chip. Where's the chip? Processor? You mean processor? Does it not just give you the chip? Hold on, wait, my chip. Where's the chip? Processor? You mean processor?

Does it not just give you the chip? Show me what yours says. Name, chip, memory. Wait. Oh, you went to system settings. Yeah, this is probably boring as fuck. People don't want this. What's your memory?

What's your memory? What have you got? 16 gigs of RAM. Same. Half a ter gigs of RAM. Same. Half a terabyte of solid state drive. I've got a whole terabyte. Fuck yeah! What's your processor?

I don't know. No, you do know. Yours or shit? I closed it. I closed it. Oh, okay. I'm only asking because I know that yours will be more than. Oh, here we go.

I found what you're talking about. Stop trying to big dick my laptop, okay? This is my first new laptop I've bought in seven years. Just let me think that I've got all the bits. I just spent a shit tonne on my laptop, so I didn't want your shitty secondhand MacBook coming in and bloody... It's not secondhand. It's refurbished.

Secondhand. That's a secondhand laptop. We're going to break in the show today on the other podcast Where we discuss what you would and wouldn't buy from a second hand shop And we only got through a few before my nose started running And we had to stop But we said undies, downstairs undies Would you buy a bra from a second hand shop?

Probably not What if it was Because bras, like once they go bad They bad, they don't do the same job. Would you buy a toilet seat from a- No. You know what? I say let's ban the secondhand mattress as well. But people need them.

Mattresses are expensive. I know, but you can buy a real cheap one. I slept on a lot of secondhand mattresses. I would rather- I know, it's gross second-hand mattresses. I would rather. I know. It's gross when you think about it. When I was younger, I had the option because I couldn't afford one either. Like, don't get me wrong.

I know. And I had the option where I was like, right, I can get a second-hand mattress. That's probably a better quality mattress, but it's second-hand. So you're saying you get a shit new one? Yeah, or a shit new one a shit yeah or a shit new one i got the shit new one because i just could not like imagine imagine you reach an age where you will never go back to a second i can't go back yeah and i was never there either like

imagine going on to bloody trade me or wherever and you're like okay sweet i'm gonna go meet these people you don't know what these, you turn up. Do you base whether you buy the secondhand mattress based on the person? Of the person or the mattress? Yes. Based on the person? Like, what if you get there and let's say they're, you know, real nice, pretty normal, like look like they shower regularly.

Where I studied in Christchurch, it was a two-year course, and the first year you lived in the halls of residence and the second year you went out flatting. And so the cycle went, you moved into the halls of residence and you had your bed provided, and then as you went to move into your flat in the second year, the person who had just completed the second year was leaving to go to Auckland to work in radio, so they needed to offload all their furniture. So you would go and you would buy a second-hand bed off that person.

And the going rate for a bed and base was $100 for these secondhand beds. And I was like, oh, pretty good. Secondhand bed, $100. I'll use it for a year. It never crossed my mind that that bed could have gone through six or seven different people. That bed's been passed down.

Horny 19-year-olds. Disgusting. You want something spooky for Halloween, think about how many- How many bodily fluids are in that bed. How many souls are inside that mattress. Oh, God. How many people were nearly created on it. And I know that you put a bloody mattress protector on it,

but not when you're that age. You don't even know what a mattress protector is. I didn't get a mattress protector until I was 32. You don't- What? 30 fucking toe. Or something like that. Oh, mate.

I would have got a mattress protector when my girlfriend moved in. Jesus. Yeah, get a mattress protector, people. Honestly, best decision of your life. And pillow protectors. And top sheets, but you're not into that. Oh, we have a top sheet. have had a top sheet for a while now um also something that they don't tell you when you're younger is you need to replace your toilet

brushes every 12 months like it just doesn't it doesn't work the way where you're like i buy one and that's the one i'll have forever in this house and maybe i'll get a new one if i move out in eight years i'd never thought about it i'd never thought about it like that. And then we moved into the house that we bought last year. Lucy was like, all these things we have to get and we have to replace the toilet brushes. I was like, why? There's perfectly good toilet brushes here. There's nothing wrong with them. She's like, those are other people's toilet brushes, you disgusting. You were going to use the ones that were already at the house? I didn't think about it. But they're mounted to the wall. So? You were going to use the ones that were already at the house? I didn't think about it. I didn't think about it. Oh.

But they're mounted to the wall. So? I ain't using. Imagine. Someone has got that brush and scrubbed their shit. So I went into Bunnings and I said, hey, I need just the brush, not the stand, just the brush. And they're like, we don't sell just the brush.

You had to buy the whole thing. So I had to buy the whole thing and throw the stand away just to get the brush. I don't know if I want my toilet brush bolted to my wall. No, I didn't want it either. Yeah, but couldn't you have just taken it out? It's in the tiles. There'll be holes in the tiles. Oh, right. Oh, jeez. That's a big

ordeal for whoever made that decision. I know. And they put two bidets in this house. I'm not using a bidet. Who is using a bidet? Who is using a bidet? Who is this fancy motherfucker who built this house? Yeah, a bidet. Anyway, we're 12 months in. I still haven't used the bidet.

God. You could use it as a water fountain. That sounds nice. That's fresh water. Isn't it? Yeah, it's fresh water. It's like toilet water. You've been in a bowl a lot. People have washed their arse in.

Yeah, true. Okay. Okay. All right. Should we get out of here? Oh, yes, please. Because it hurts when I breathe. Why?

I've done something bad to my shoulder blade. Oh, God. We're falling apart. Claudia still got COVID. I went to do a couple of push-ups at F45 this morning, and I could tell straight away. I was like, oh, that's not right. And now it hurts when I breathe, like, deeply.

That'll teach you. Ow, it hurts. Also, it's Ella's birthday, but I don't think her microphone is working. Is it? Hey! It is? Yeah. Bro, I don't know what's going on.

These headphones either are distorted and broken, or I don't know. Well, happy birthday. Thanks, guys. Happy birthday See you guys Have a great night Bye