ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 30th October 2024

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

It's Producer Ella's birthday which means three things. There are helium balloons in the office. She gets to ask any question she wants. We'll answer that question with helium voices. These are the results. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hi everybody. Sorry, Brie and I are just doing some Coru membership math because we've got to fly to Sydney. We get to fly to Sydney this Sunday to introduce Ariana Grande. I'm so excited. And neither of us will have a current Coru membership for the flight. Mine finishes tomorrow. How about that, Tony?

Woo-hoo. That's cruel. I've never had one. Yeah. Yeah, but you're not going anywhere. You get to go in with them, though, eh? Have you been in? I've been in with Brie.

I've taken you in, yeah. Not Clint. I've been in with been in? I've been in with Bree. I've taken you in. Not Clint. I've been in with Bree. I've been in with Clint. That's my favourite thing. We went crazy. My favourite thing about having a KOTU membership is being able to take someone in. Yeah.

And take other people in there. I feel like I would genuinely fly more if I had one. Yeah. Honestly. I reckon I would. To be honest, the only reason I got one in the first place is, well, we used to fly a lot more for this job. Yeah. And I used to fly a lot more for this job. Yeah.

And I used to fly a lot more to go home to see my family. Like before all the COVID stuff happened. So it was worth it. Now no one has any money. No one wants to fly anywhere. So now we're stuck with content with helium balloons. Happy birthday, Ella. Oh, yeah.

Happy birthday. We got you a KOTU membership for your birthday. It's lost in the mail, though. And it's got my name on it. And we didn't get you any flights to go with it. So you want us to inhale helium and do the podcast? And answer a question. For your birthday?

We're answering a question. So the question is, and then you sit on it. Yeah, who do you want to go first? So Claude's got the E, so Claude goes first. Because they've got my names on them. We've got helium balloons with my names on it. Okay. So the question is, this is so dumb.

We were discussing it. It was quite good. If you had to tongue someone in the team, who would it be? And then don't say shit. All right, suck it up, Claude. Oh, no. I feel like this helium is so flat. It might just make me pass out instead of black. I'm going to blame the helium for my answer. Okay. I feel like this helium is so flat, it might just, like, make me pass out instead of, like, go.

I'm going to blame the helium for my answer. Okay. I was on helium. Okay, if I had to tongue someone. Oh, you're losing it. It would be Clint. Is that because you know you wouldn't feel anything? I mean, that's not not the answer.

Or is it because you're most attracted to him? It's one of the two. Could be anything. Could be either or. Okay, who's got the L? Ella. I've got one, but you do. You both have one.

Okay, Ella's having a... Oh, I feel dizzy. I don't know. Hang on. Just pull this back. Just a little bite, a little nibble into it. No, you've got to... Use your canine.

You've got to stretch it, yeah. Use your canine too. More, more, more. You've got to go more than that. You've got to go way more. Okay, Ella, if you had to tongue someone on the team, who would it be? I think I'm changing my answer. Oh my God, you've got no helium.

Have you bitten the smallest hole in history in that balloon or what? Ella, look, hold it with one hand. You're going to just, like, have a hero. Hello. Hello. Hello. Oh, my gosh. Ella, look what I'm doing. I would tongue Claudia. Hello. Oh, my gosh. Emma, look what I'm doing.

I would tongue Claudia. Oh. I thought about it and I think it would be a bit funny. Thank you very much. I'd do it drunk. Oh. Fine, not sober. Never.

I'd never cara J. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Brie. Brie, if you had to tongue someone, who would it be? Yeah, who would it be? Yeah, who would it be? Like, I'll just say this at the top, that I really wouldn't want to tongue any of you.

Oh, rude. I'm a good kisser. Not because, like. I'm good. Jesus Christ. Can I brush my teeth? Yeah, same. Oh, I actually don't know. I floss.

Cool, man. I floss. And brush my teeth. Like, is it full tongue? Like a full tongue kiss? Yeah, it's a tongue. It would be like a face on hand. It's like a 25 second.

It's passionate. There's hair ruffling. Yeah. Your hair ruffling the clips. Maybe a butt grab. Cheek squeeze. Oh, yuck. This makes me feel sick.

Oh, my God. I think I'd cark it if i saw you two making out i would r.i.p i literally would you keep would you keep our secret though yeah if you keep this secret tell anyone but i'd be like why are we keeping this a secret this is this needs to be told because i'm married and claudia's in a long-term relationship that reason yeah i mean so probably not i'd probably be like you guys need to tell your partners and and is it an affair or is it like a relationship no it's just a tonguing it's just a one time it's at the christmas party in front of everyone yeah nah in a corner oh yeah privately in a corner. Oh, yeah, privately. In a corner. Who's the one facing the wall?

I've got to go and make him score. Yes! I'm on a barstool. Oh, no! The face clip will make coming towards you. I can't, I'm on the barstool. You open your mouth way too early. She's going to come between my thighs and I'm on the barstool. Yes, she is.

Do you puck her up or tongue out? Court is in charge. All right, come on, Bree. Come on, Bree. Oh. Oh, you're going from the side of the balloon. Oh, no. It's going to pop in your face.

Oh. Bree, if you had to tongue a member of the Brie and Clint show, who would it be? To be honest, I'm pretty upset that no one has picked me. Can I pick myself? No. Because I'm pretty mad at all of you, actually. Not one person has picked me.

Clint hasn't answered yet. I can't pick Ella because she's so young and that's just weird. One day when I'm older. Great helium retention. Really good, actually. Oh, it's leaving now. Yeah, maybe in 10 years when, you know, you're in your 30s and I'm in my 40s.

Maybe. It's a bit groomy, eh? It's a bit groomy. I'm 24 now. Can I say it would be Ella but in 10 years time? No. Nah. You have to do it this Christmas party.

Shit. Oh, I feel like God if you say me It's going to be real awkward Because then who do I choose Everybody wants me Yeah I really don't know You can pick me

I'm not going to pick you You take these things really seriously Like they're actually going to happen Because then You never know in radio Claudia we might get down the line And be like remember when you said this you don't say it's me i'll fall in love with you now you have to do it so it's all on record like this is on the internet forever probably claudia because i feel like it wouldn't be weird to just be like oh let's

have a kiss and then yeah that'd be it let's have a quick 25 second tonguing so so far two claudia's one clint not that anyone's keeping score. I tried to pick you. You can't pick me. I tried. I knew it would happen to someone. That's who you're kissing. Biter over here.

Keep those chompers away. I blew my load early. Who are you going for? Just do the voice. Oh, there you are. Get them off, chills. Again, that's who you're kissing. Can I you going for? Just do the voice. Ah. Okay. I'll get an old choose. Again, that's who you're kissing. Can I change my answer?

I haven't stopped thinking about Claudia since she said my name. And that's all it takes for me. Oh, my God. I got the ick. Pucker up. Do you want to change your choice? Yeah. I'm going to choose Ella Intendious.

Again, no one still picks me. You shouldn't have been picking Brie. Fuck me. Comment on the Brie and Clint group therapy page. Who do you want to tongue the most?

How is Clint doing that and you're still picking him over me? How? It's not because I want to. This is bullshit. You didn't pick anyone Don't pick Claudia

Pick Claudia Do you not want a summary of the results? Three Claudias I definitely fucking don't I'm going to go home and cry Play ZM's Brand Clint On Insta, Facebook, TikTok And live weekdays from 3 on ZM

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