ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 30th October 2025

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

It's Producer Ella's birthday!! Everyone say happy birthday Ella. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hot to go. Great Mama Di prank on the other podcast today. To say the same thing. If you've been craving one, because we haven't done one for a while, is a beauty on the other podcast. Excellent work by Z-M-staffer Pixie in that prank. She fucking nailed it, didn't she?

Very good. But that's by the by, because today is all about one very special girl, and her name is Ella, and it's her birthday. Happy birthday, producer Ella. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. To you. Happy birthday. Dear Ella.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday To you Happy birthday Ella Very good Thank you I got distracted

Clint moaned my name That was weird But thank you What are you doing Clint I'm trying to make this spooky box Make noises Don't talk about me like that You spooky buck

Please spooky box We got told off We got told off by a Ross boss last week For making too many box jokes I'm surprised I didn't come sooner To be honest Who came sooner? Don't say that

He told me first actually But I didn't pass it on Because I was like I don't want to stifle them Let them have some fun Yeah God You're such a prude Ross

Yeah Ross Come on Just a bit of fun It's in your window Kids don't get in your window In your window Oh my dog walkers Just sent through some photos of my dog

You have a dog walker You have a dog? Yeah, do. You don't talk about them. Ella, what are you doing for your birthday tonight? No, how many times a week do you have a dog walker? Once. Once a week.

Yeah. How much? 50 bucks. And how long do they take them? Two to three hours, they go out to the beach. Oh, damn. For $50! Yeah, but it's like a pack walk thing.

It's not that's a walk. He goes and does, like, dog shit. It's worth your money? He does a dog shit. He would. Every shit my dog does that's not on my property, I count as a win. Yeah, true. Anytime we're out walking any shit, I don't mind that I have to pick it up.

Does your dog not do... Thank God it's not on my lawn. Does your dog not go shit every time you go for a walk? Yeah, he generally does, but I don't always walk the dog at the same time. So sometimes he has to go and do his morning ablutions. It doesn't matter for my dogs. So this is my dog's shitting schedule. Oh, here we go.

I wake the dogs up. Usually I'll let him sleep in, but I'll wake them up around 8 o'clock. hopefully they sleep until late and then I'll let them outside Hey what are they Ella I'm actually getting up at 7 now You are not You got up at 7 once

And you send us and DM to prove it You can't say that you then get up at 7 Because you got up once Every time I wake up early Yes Anyway Merrill goes out She does a shit straight away So do I

Whitney yeah I know right She's regular Whitney doesn't Anyway take them on a walk Meryl does two more shits Merrill And then Whitney does one shit Oh, my gosh.

Merle does three shits a day. Go off, Queen. Is that a lot? That's a lot. So Ella, how's your birthday, Gary? Do you want more shit chat? I love shit chat. What are you and Hubby doing for your birthday tonight?

Well, are you having some sort of buckwheat rice pot? I told you. We're having a tofu birthday cake. I'm having wraps slash burritos, whatever you want to call it. Rap slash burritos. Oh, they're the same thing, burritos. No, they're not the same thing. A rap is.

is definitely not as good as a burrito. It's like... Brito is sealed. Yeah, burrito's like a little baby all wrapped up. Let me get in my relaxed position because there's a relaxing time now. Okay, so you're having dinner? Yes.

Anything else? Going out for drink or... Nah, just pretty low-key. Hang out with... We'll go see Mom with the burritos. You can take burritos to your mum? Yes. Because we can't really...

We don't really have a kitchen. We share a kitchen, so we'll go to Mum. You're going to take burritos to make it your mum's place. Why don't you just? just cook them at your mum's house. Well, I don't know. Whatever Ryan's done will do. Yeah, fair.

It's your birthday. Don't worry about it. It's fine. What is, what is, are you doing anything else? Like, are you going out this weekend, getting crazy? Like, it's just 25th birthday. I know. I haven't really planned anything.

So, no. Fair enough. But it's all right. I'm chill. Did he get, did you, have you get your present? He got me. His dick. Frank Green drink bottle.

Nice. But it's yellow. It's yellow. I was going to give you a drink bottle, wasn't I? I forgot. Clever. Oh, yeah, you were. Where did that go?

I was going to give you mud. I'll take that. Yeah. And a duvet cover. Nice. Oh, fun. What kind? What color?

Very grown-up presents. It's like cottagey green. Oh, yeah, nice. Stripes. Yeah. Nice. But the funny thing is I grew up in a family that do like silly amount of presents.

And he grew up in a family that don't do presents. Oh, he's a minimal present guy. Yeah. Oh, yuck, I hate those families. I know. I know. And of course I'm very grateful. You can train him.

You have to teach him. I do. I, yeah. You kind of like, anymore? And then? And then? And no, and then. No, I'm joking.

Remember when my mom got you a wedding present? That was awesome. And then she felt bad for Claudia. So she got Claudia a present just because. She's like, for not getting married. engaged. I was like, thank you. Oh, you must have been away.

Yeah, you were. I don't remember this. Yeah, you must have been. Oh, it might have been when Clint was away. And Di was filling in. Yeah, mum filled in. Okay, let's start with Ella. What did Di get you for a wedding present?

Sheets. Oh, good. Really good three-count sheets. She's a classy woman, you're not. And Claudia, what did your mum get you for a non-wedding present? Towels. A whole set. She's so good.

I love her. Matching set of towels. Yeah. You did nothing to earn those towels. I know. I was stoked. She could have just got you one towel. Well, she didn't get me that Easter egg that time, so.

Yeah, true. She missed out on the Easter egg because I've just got you a single towel. You can't just get someone one towel. If they're single, you can. Did you get in trouble? Glenn. No, it's so funny. Oh, sorry.

Can I ask you a question? Let them have every moment. We're still on the moment? No, move on. Did you get in trouble like when you said, bring her a towel? Come on, it's Eileen or whatever. No. You didn't.

No. So you only get in trouble if you speak badly about clients or brands. And women. And if you make too many jokes about Lord's Box. Oh my gosh. Wow. In women, yeah. I got in trouble one time for doing a Count Dracula impression.

No, you didn't. Oh, and if you spread rumors about Clark, oh, don't worry. Oh, shit. Don't stop. Was your Dracula borderline racist or? No, it was. Good, the Dracula one. Yeah, thank you.

I can't remember the context. I do. Was it here? What was the context? We were talking about gay Dracula. We were talking about Dracula as gay, and Brie goes, I want to suck your bono. And our big boss, who's not our boss anymore,

pulled us in and he was like, uh-uh, uh-uh. No more of that. That's quality good. It was in the good. In my defence. It was in context. In my defence also, it was in the six o'clock hour. Oh, good.

Also, we said worse than that. today. Yeah, you really had. I want to suck, your bono. It was done in a funny accent, so it makes it okay. Yeah, that makes it fine. Oh, I want that.

I mean, you guys do say marginal shit. Ella, who do you think picked, so you got three presents from us today? Yeah. Who do you think organized which present? Definitely, I think Claudia would have got in the vinyl. Okay. Just because I know Clint.

Yeah, Clint ain't buying that vinyl. Why do you think that? You've got to explain it to people. Oh, so you don't mind me saying that you don't like Lola Young? I've never said that. Oh my God, fuck that. Get off it. Lola Young, Clint's two biggest...

She's the future. Two biggest, what's the word? Targets at the moment. Lola Young and Tones and I. Tones and I's not even on my radar. Oh, she's not even worth being on your radar. Yeah, and, okay, so that's your guess for that one. I think...

Oh, well, Bree's a cook, so Brie would have gone... maybe the cookbook, the vegan cookbook. It's good guess, yeah. And then that leaves you, Clintie, because you don't walk in the room holding it. Oh, fuck, give away. I feel like she saw all of us with the different things. Yeah, right.

She's very kind. You got me the cat, like, frame, vintage cat art. I don't know how to explain it. Correct. Yeah. It's very cool. Thanks, guys. You always nail your presents, I must say.

Nell you. Please. My chat, she only got one towel, though. Damn. It'll work. You can use it, though. Thank you. Who wants to use the towel first?

I hope it's not that towel that you shaved your pubes into. Oh, please know. Yeah, Claudia. Hey. I have bonds. It's like your bowler. Okay, we've got to get out of here. Ella's got burritos slash wraps to take to her mum's house for her birthday.

That's God. And guess what's for dessert? What? Fruit. This dick. Do you know I want to buy one towel? Ryan's cherries. Bye, six.

Bye, six. Bye. Thank you. H-O-T-O-G-O. You can take me hard to go. Okay. I love birthdays. Play Z-M's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok,

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