ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 30th September 2025
Episode Date: September 30, 2025If you know Producer Ella in real life maybe don't listen to this one - spoilers for a surprise lie ahead. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Because I ain't no party like the pre-party
And after the party
The after party
At the parking lot party
Hello
Hello everybody
Welcome to the after party
Where Brie is still down
With horrific diarrhoea
Like the shit's and crazy
Like she's on an IV drip
Because she's lost so much fluids
From her diarrhea
Can that happen?
Yeah
I could Brie
Good news though
She's dropped about six kilos
ahead of our trip to Sydney.
So she'll fit into her special dress for the races.
She used to just be full of shit.
Bad news.
She's severely dehydrated and her hangovers will be intense
and she's going to get so fucked up off one white claw.
We need to get her on the electrolytes early.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Golly, golly, golly.
Poor thing.
I'm sure she'll power through and then...
They only got one bathroom in that house too.
Do they?
Oh.
So that video, two chicks one bathroom.
Oh no.
I haven't seen that one.
Two girls one bathroom.
What's that one about?
So that video, two girls, one...
One cup.
I was doing that one.
Yeah, I was doing that joke.
It's the one cup joke.
What is that?
What, girls chat in a cup?
Shut up, Claudia.
Don't make her...
Don't lower yourself to her level, Ella.
Okay.
Also, I never saw that video.
I don't think I did either.
I think I just showed a photo.
I never saw any of it.
Was it shit play?
Ew.
Maybe.
I don't know. Don't talk about it.
You brought it up.
Yeah, come on, guys.
Clean it up, guys.
Clean it up, guys.
So, when you go to the NRL this weekend,
what are you going to wear to the game?
Can you wear a tutu?
Great question.
No.
Why would I wear a tutu?
Because it's a fun radio challenge.
Be good for the algorithm.
Yeah, but, yeah.
Your wife has a tutu, but you won't.
She won't let me take that beautiful tutu that she's bought.
Oh, no, that one's a lovely tutu.
It's very sex in the city, isn't it?
You give me a creative reason why a tutu would be funny
I'll wear a tutu
But not just like
Crazy radio
What are you going to wear though
It's a great question
When we talked to Dai Henwood a couple of weeks back
Before the Warriors were out
He said
Warriors or not wear a Warriors shirt
You still support your team
At the grand final even if they're not playing
And he said everyone loves the Warriors over there.
Like it's everyone's second team.
But I just feel like a bit of a punisher.
Oh.
You're going to jump ship at the last second.
I don't know.
Don't wear a Bronco's shirt.
Come on.
No, I can't wear a Broncos shirt because that would be truly jumping ship.
That'd be real Johnny come lately.
Oh, you're just going to go generic.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What about a button-up Hawaiian shirt?
That's fun too.
Yeah, a party shirt.
Yeah, party shirt.
I need to get a t-shirt.
Oh, that's a great idea.
No, no, no, no, no.
I get a T-shirt.
I get a T-shirt with my address on it and says return to.
If lost.
If lost, return to.
Yeah.
You know what?
I hadn't even fucking thought about it.
You need to think about it.
This is very important.
We're trying to plan our laneway outfits already.
Are you?
Yeah.
Well, I'm not.
Claudia is.
Oh, 100%.
I'm trying to plan my R&A outfit and I'm going to play my laneway outfit.
Are you going to R&A?
Yeah.
Are you going, Clint?
I don't know
Oh yeah
I don't know
Me and the girls
I'll be in London
Oh foggy London town
She's in London
London
And the depths of winter
Yeah but like
I think it'll be a lovely
magical Christmas
Apparently it's lovely
Oh yeah
I think you've watched too many movies
No I've been
I've been told by actual real people
You have a grey wet Christmas
Yeah
A pub Christmas
We have a grey wet Christmas
Here anyway
Oh shit I can't
No one's gonna listen to this
This is a surprise
For his family
Oh
Whose family
Ryan's family
Are you taking them to London
No no no
They're in London
There's a baby being born
But we're not going
Oh you're going to surprise
You're going to pop up and surprise them
But no one's going to hear this
Just yeah
That's fun
Yeah we'll be
We're going to knock on the door
And be carolers
You should knock on the door
And do the thing from
Love I actually
Love actually
I tell them it's carolers
Tell them it's carolers
Yeah that's cute
I don't know how that would work
No either I'm trying to think
but that's all right man yeah uh i didn't even thought past because we're going to the races on
saturday in sydney as well are oh you oh you are holy shit brie better you know health up
that's what i was saying she's dropped that six kilos she's gonna fit into her races
do you remember our deal that's so rude to you that we made are you guys get something
from uniclo yeah yes on your can i send you what i want is that why you won't give me the
work credit card because you're worried that i'll put your unicloe purchase on the work
credit card uh it's not something i'd considered but now that is definitely one of the
But that wouldn't be the case, so.
You said multiple things too, so take it out with our boss.
He won't let us.
Three things?
No, I'm holding out.
Two things?
I want two shit.
Take it up with our boss.
He's got nothing to do with this.
We had a deal.
Yeah, we did have a deal.
I have it in audio somewhere.
I had to do a lot to get that Instagram post up for 50,000 likes.
To push post.
I worked so hard to get Lika Halasima
and then Brie ended up getting him anyway
That was annoying
So annoying
Alright, I'll get Bree something from Uniclo
Oh, the house
I actually really, I'll ask Brie
The undies at Uniclo are really comfortable
I'm not buying you undies
I'm sorry
Can you buy me a jacket instead?
I thought you and say g-string
A cheese string
Claudia had a jeistern't yeah
Yeah girl
Nice
Sorry guys
I've started scrolling Instagram instead of listening
to this conversation now
Yeah
Oh, what the fuck?
Do you want to know something funny?
Yeah.
This is a story.
My friends play Fortnite
and they've been playing Fortnite with this girl in Australia
for maybe like 20 times.
Yeah.
And they're like, actually, we don't know what you look like.
So they did an Instagram swap or share.
And it's actually like, she's a baddie.
She's a heart-looking baddie.
I think you're about to say it's Bree.
Oh.
But she's a baddie.
How funny.
The stereotype of woman gamers.
you're not hot.
Okay, yeah, cool.
Oh, okay, bad story.
Shit.
Fuck, I'm going to go home.
I have to take the bus.
Sorry to suck the juice out of your gaming story.
But, you know, I have to react for your stories.
That's such a fair point.
Whoa, that's crazy that she was hot.
Are they going to, wow.
I just thought it was funny, like actual, like, her bums out on Instagram, hot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn.
Her third eye's out.
Oh.
Okay, maybe that's too far.
See guys tomorrow.
Because I ain't no party like the pre-party.
Oh, question, Clint, hang on.
Yeah, perfectly good time for a question, Kipney.
Do you like that outro?
I want to tally.
Claudia likes it.
I like it.
I don't like it.
You don't like anything.
How dare you?
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