ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 31st August 2023

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

As we record this Bree has just rushed out the door on her way to EUROPE BABYYYY. This is a very visual podcast so get your imaginations flowing as we compare our different walking styles and Clint tells a really long joke with a pretty good punchline. No podcast tomorrow, see you next week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. At the after party. The after party. At the after party. We ain't never gonna stop. Hello everybody, welcome to another very relaxed I mean, you're in holiday mode. holiday edition of the Brie and Clint Podcast.

Get your feet off the table. They're not on the table, my calves are on the table. Nice. My puru shoes are hanging off the table. Brie, I I know this, you'll be hearing this next week, but we're recording it

last week. This week? And, yeah, last week. And Brie has literally just walked out the door to Europe, or to the airport

to go to Europe. Actually to her house to pick up her bags. Oh, fuck off. Did she go to her house first? Yeah, I don't know. She didn't just bring her bag to work.

Why didn't she just bring her bag to work? I don't know. Oh, the amount of stress we were under today trying to get out the door in time and she still needed to go home. Yeah, I don't know why she didn't just bring her bag to work. Why didn't she just bring her bag to work? I don't know. Oh, the amount of stress we were under today trying to get out the door in time and she still needed to go home. Yeah, I don't know. I don't question it. She seemed a bit... Oh, she was definitely stressed.

Who are we to give her instructions? Yeah, I'm not very good at airports, as you know. Filling in for our radio show next week. Are they going to get podcasts? I don't know. No, I don't think so. PJ and Maddie McLean. Maddie has just moved out towards where my house is. Oh, has he?

Yeah. In that general direction. Not really. He's like two suburbs over. Suburb-arino. But I drive through his burb to get to the motorway, and I saw him on Tuesday. I saw what I thought was him,

a very fabulous- looking metrosexual man in a puffer jacket, which he refers to as a gilet. What? When he did say that, I was like, what? Yeah, walking a designer dog. Oh, yeah. And I was like, that looks like Matty. And then I realised it is Matty

because I'm driving through his suburb. And I text him and I said, I just saw you and Otis, your dog, mincing up Great North Road on my way to work. And he replied, I never mince. I walk with purpose. If he's in a chalet, that might be mincing. I said, maybe there was a very small puddle you were skipping over then,

but there was a definite mild mince. And he said, look, if you're saying I resembled Naomi Campbell, then who am I to argue? It's a strut. It was a mince. It was a definite mince. Sometimes I get worried about what my walk looks like. Do you? Because I walk with purpose, but that means I go aerodynamic, so I lean forward a little bit.

Your forehead first is very, yeah. Yeah. I think I walk dick first. You would. Kind of like, nah, not quite, but. I feel like my walk is just like, I think it's this. No, properly. That's not a walk.

Okay, this is what we're going to do, and this is very visual, but we'll describe it to each other. Take your headphones off. You do a walk around that desk, and we're going to describe your walk. Okay, she's walking you with purpose. Not with confidence, though. No, because she's nervous. Yeah.

You don't know where to put your hands. I can tell you don't know where to put your hands. She feels chill. I'm, like, looking at staff. Okay, one lap is enough. We've got to... This is the walk. Yeah, okay.

It's jaunty. I wouldn't say that you've got purpose in that you're kind of bouncing along usually you do that would be me just like through the office yeah through the street oh hold on i'll do this through the street there's nothing you don't okay through the street yeah yeah yeah i'm walking to work literally i'll be like okay oh now that's a walk yeah shoulders back there we go forehead up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a walk. There we go. Yeah, shoulders back. There we go. Forehead up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the walk. Okay.

Now, Ella, you walk. Oh, okay. Okay. So Ella's walk, how would we describe this? I feel like I'm a model. That is how you walk. Yeah. Just like.

Yeah, yeah. What is he saying? I don't know what to describe that as. It's very like a lot of arms. There's a lot of arms involved. There's a lot of arms. It's like, put your headphones on so you can hear our description. He wants to be mean to your face.

No, no. It's kind of like you gesticulate as you walk. Like your arms are kind of like, hey, I'm Ella, I'm over here. It's like a bent elbow, like you're holding up your skirts kind of walk. I'd love that. Yeah, it's floaty as you walk. Yeah. Like your arms are kind of like, hey, I'm Ella, I'm over here. It's like a bent elbow, like you're holding up your skirts kind of walk. I'd love that. Yeah, it's floaty as you walk. Yeah, that's a good one.

Okay, I'm going to walk. Your turn. Oh. It's real casual. Is this my normal walk? Is this how I walk? I feel like you're not kicking enough things.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, but that's about right. It looked very relaxed. Yeah. For better or worse. Yeah. I don't have the presence of mind to think about how I'm walking when I'm walking. You walk very purposefully as well.

Do I? Do you ever catch yourself in a reflection and you're like, oh, oh no. What am I doing? Nah. When was it? He. I feel like my walking face is very angry. And I have a little bit of a hunch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I try. I'm actually in that zone where I'm trying to have better posture. I think I have dumb ass face. My wife has started to, when I'm standing there, she's started putting her finger under my chin and closing my mouth. Yeah. She's like, breathe through your nose and shut

your mouth oh i've seen that from you yeah yeah no one looks smart with their mouth open that's fair you can't it's impossible to look smart that's how i sleep mouth wide open yeah and it's not attractive oh i woke myself up this morning with a snore. Yourself snoring? Yeah. You're like, who was that? What was that? Whoa. I woke up to my cat sneezing in my ear.

Aww. It was a cute sneeze, actually. I got punched in the face by my dog. Did you? Yeah. Yeah, right. That's a grunty dog, too. Yeah. Dog must be mad at you.

Nah, he's just annoying. Guys, we're just filling air. We're just filling air. We needed to do one extra podcast, and we're just filling air We're just filling air We needed to do one extra podcast And we're just filling air No I was genuinely trying I'm having fun No I know

I know I'm just saying Don't expect this conversation To go anywhere Is all I'm saying That's every podcast right Yeah that's pretty much every day Well that's pretty fair Yeah

That's pretty fair What are you going to do Apart from build a thing For your veggies For birdhouse In the holidays Just admin Oh and I'm going to get ripped.

I'm going to go to the gym every day and get ripped. When I get back, watch out. You think I walk with purpose now? Yeah. You're not going to need to open doors. I've got two sandbags, two weenie bags under my arms. Wait, that's not tough. Weenie bags?

Are you going anywhere Or are you just hanging out at home Just hanging out at home Cute It's fashion week next week And my wife is very fashionable So she's been invited to about 15 fashion shows So yeah she's cool

So I'll be at home In your daddy daycare Yeah No you can't call it daddy daycare Why not It's just parenting Because you don't call it mummy daycare When mums look after the kids do you

You don't know me Mummy mum care No, Claudia, you're cancelled for this I just wanted to say daddy Don't cancel her I will cancel you before you cancel Claudia I'm very particular I'm uncancellable, bitch

Let's go Wait Rate the podcast Three I had fun Two for Ella, one for Claudia, none for me Oh, no, two for Claudia, one for Ella, one for Claudia, none for me. Whoa. Oh, no, two for Claudia, one for Ella.

What? No, surely that's an even four. Two each. You can't pick favorites. Yeah, just like your kids. I'll tell a joke. I'll tell a joke. Okay.

And that will get us out. Okay. It'll take this up to a five. Okay. And I stole this joke off another radio station. And if they're listening, I don't apologize. A young man goes to a pharmacy and he says to the pharmacist, I've been seeing this girl for a while and I think tonight is the night. I think we're finally going to do it.

So I need to buy some condoms. I need some protection. And the pharmacist says, very responsible. They come in three, six or 12 packs. How many would you like? And the young man says, well, we're going for dinner at her parents' place tonight. And then afterwards, we're going to go out. And I think after that, I think it's on.

I think, and we've been building up to this. And I think once she's had me, there's no way she's going to be able to resist me. So I'm going to take the 12. And the pharmacist says, okay, there you go. And he hands it to them and off he goes. Later that night, he's having dinner at the parents' place, his girlfriend's parents' place. And the parents say, would you like to say grace?

And so he does. He says grace. And then he keeps saying grace. And then he keeps saying grace. And he just keeps going and his girlfriend leans over to him and she says babe i had no idea you were so religious and the guy says yeah well i had no idea your dad was a fucking pharmacist oh my god I like it. Oh. Oh, that'd be so awkward.

That took it up to a five. Long but good. That's good. That's what she said. I reckon it took it down a point. Let's get out of here. See you guys next week. Love you.

Bye. Bye. F-Body. F-Body. She at the F-Body. Woo! Right. Zidane's brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook. at the end of the party.