ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 31st January 2025
Episode Date: January 31, 2025This is the epitome of a Friday podcast, there's a live reveal, a special guest, and all the farts you can handle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hi, everybody. Welcome to the after party where I'm about to see what Edison Ray looks
like for the very first time.
Are you ready? This is a live viewing of Edison Ray.
These are virgin eyes.
Okay, you ready?
Oh, she's pretty.
How old is she?
Clint was talking so much smack about her, and now that he's seen her,
she's like, oh, I like you.
She's very pretty.
Yeah, she's stunning.
Let's see again.
I know what she looks like.
Have you never seen Edison Ray? Of course I have. I love her music. In the car, in's stunning. Let's see again. I know what she looks like. I just like her. Have you never seen Edison?
Of course I have.
I love her music.
In the car, in the movie.
Are you like her for her music?
Yes, I actually really like Aquamarine.
Yeah, I'll beat you to it.
I've heard she's got a good personality too.
Yeah, same.
She's actually quite funny and she's friends with Charlie XCX.
People are quite worried about her at the moment.
Why, what's wrong? Oh, she's giving like Britney conservatorship a little bit.
Yeah, people are a little bit worried.
And just recently she posted a video where she was smoking a cigarette from her feet.
I remember that.
Whoa.
I think I liked it.
It's a good party trick.
Did you hear about her parents?
No. Oh, here we go. No, this isn't a joke. When she was famous. No. You know, did you hear about her parents? No.
So when she was...
No, this isn't a joke.
When she was famous...
No, I know.
I'm just saying, here we go.
This will be something bad that the parents have done.
Yeah, when she was, like, famous, but TikTok famous.
Like, dancey, dancey famous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Her parents kind of, like, hopped on that fame.
And they're a little bit weird, but, like, it is what it is, whatever.
But then they broke up and
the dad was being a bit odd whatever i can't remember but then the mom started dating the
rapper the blonde rapper so i'm watching her smoke a cig out of her feet young gravy was
young gravy her mom is was dating young gravy is that where young gravy got the mother lover tag
literally we young gravy remember we met Young Gravy?
Yeah.
Did we?
Yeah, he was in there.
We were doing an interview on there.
Oh, yeah.
And he's like six foot five.
Yes, yes.
He was dating Edison Ray's mum.
And then we saw him at the airport.
That's right.
Going to the McDonald's.
He's hard to miss.
He wasn't even in the Corrie Lounge.
Wow.
Yeah, buzzy, buzzy.
Well, let's hope, let's cross our fingers,
that we get an Edison Ray, Britney Spears crossover.
No.
I don't want that.
Dance video.
Oh, right.
I can't wait for the Britney Spears biopic.
Is it biopic or biopic?
Biopic.
Biopic.
Okay.
I don't care, to be honest.
I've never known.
You know what?
Yeah.
I couldn't really give a fuck.
Hey, guys, guess what I'm doing on Sunday?
It's a biographical picture.
You are.
I'm having my kitchen tea for the aunties.
This is your wedding shower alternative, right?
Yeah.
Are you doing a hen's party as well?
Heck yeah, my sister's doing that.
Are we invited to that?
Yeah, I haven't got one in my phone.
That's a bit awkward.
I'm a girl.
It's not.
I need it.
I'm a girl.
I like hens.
No, I haven't done the guests yet.
I'm good at wrangling chickens.
It depends.
It depends.
Do I get invited to the hens party?
No.
Did you hear this, Claudia?
It depends.
It depends on what Lucy wants you to do.
She's going to have to pick one of us, I think.
Yeah, I am.
What the fuck?
Spin the bottle.
And kiss at the end.
Whoever's the better kisser gets to come.
You know what?
If I don't get invited, I'm going to throw a way better hen's night
that's fake and then I'm going to invite everyone that's on your list.
That is so petty.
If I don't get invited.
And I'm going to offer to pay for everyone.
That's a very red flag.
If I don't get invited, I'm going to respect your decision
and wish you well.
Claudia's invited.
Claudia, if we don't get invited, I'll take us out for the best night
out you've ever had.
Even though I'd never come to the hen's party, I still expect to be invited.
No, you're not invited to the hen's party.
You wouldn't be invited regardless if you were going to the wedding or not.
You have no leg to stand on.
You're not coming.
You'll be the only person like you there.
You wouldn't hate it.
What do you mean like me?
Over 35?
No. No. Magalyn over 35 you're also the last person to stand on you're not coming to my wedding and you didn't invite
brie to your wedding yes good ella good okay i'm back on ellen's side um in all honesty i haven't
done the guest list yet oh like because i need to to talk to Lucy about what she's doing slash the activities.
Lucy is Ella's sister,
not my wife.
Why wouldn't you want me
and Claudia there,
the two funnest people
you literally said
at lunchtime.
No, don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
No, you literally said
that you have the most fun
when you're out with us.
So why wouldn't you want
fun people at your event?
She's embarrassed of you guys.
Yeah.
Why?
Why are you embarrassed?
Millennial.
I'm a cool millennial.
And I'm a sometimes cool millennial.
My pants are pretty loose.
Can I just say, I bring a lot.
I bring good vibes to a party.
I know you do.
I actually don't.
That is one thing I do have. You bring yummy food. I bring good vibes to a party. I know you do. I actually don't. That is one thing I do have.
You bring yummy food.
Thank you, Clint.
I don't bring vibes to the party, but I'm good at, like,
if I need to disappear and then I come back.
You bring vibes to a party.
You're a good toilet friend.
We hang out in the toilet.
That sounds dodgy.
We hang out in the toilet.
But she doesn't need a good toilet friend to do a hen's party, apparently.
Well, she might at the end.
Guys, I don't think it's going to be a toilet.
You're going to get invited now
and just know that it's out of guilt.
What's happening in the Zen M
office right now?
It's like some kind of seminar. There's some sort of
gathering happening. This feels like a
post they've already done something and now
they've ended up in the office at the end of the day.
Yeah, that's what it feels like for sure.
Oh, now they can all see us
They've seen us
Who is in there?
Brooke?
Just wondering what that gathering is
It looks official
Yeah who's
Oh it's about her hair
I can't remember her name
But she's really lovely
Now do a fart into the microphone I don't know her name, but she's really lovely.
Now do a fart into the microphone.
Oh, do it, I dare you. Do it, do it, do it.
No.
Just do it.
Just do it.
No, do it.
They didn't even notice.
Oh, no.
Pops did.
He did.
Pops did. It was actually, Tim. Tim. Puns, Tim.
It was me.
It was me.
It was me.
He's coming in.
He's coming in.
Oh, he's coming.
God, we've got loopy la la at the end of the week.
Yeah, that's what happens on a Friday.
You know, these things happen.
There he is. Did you hear's what happens on a Friday. You know, these things happen. There he is.
Did you hear that fart?
Come in here.
I've been meaning to tell Pugsly something, actually.
Pugs, by the way, if you're a podcast hooer,
he produces the Hauraki Big Show podcast,
so you might know him from there.
You're not wearing a Saddle Club shirt, are you?
Yeah.
Oh, no, I thought it was like as in the wearing a Saddle Club shirt, are you? Yeah. Jackson, why?
Oh, no, I thought it was like as in the TV show Saddle Club because I've been looking at buying one.
And if you had been wearing one, I was like, what are the odds of that?
I would share your enthusiasm if I knew what that was.
You'd love it.
It's a fantastic show about three girls who all connect
over their love of horse riding.
Oh, I love that.
It's got a great theme song
Can I just say
The fart gag there was not my idea
To be honest didn't hear it
Didn't you I thought that's why
You heard it and came in
No I turned it the most opportune time
And it looked like all of you were talking about us in there
Privately because you were talking over the loudspeaker
And then I turn and you're all laughing
No After Clint Privately No Because you were talking Over the loudspeaker Yeah And then I turn And you're all laughing No
Oh okay
They're talking shit
After Clint
Was talking to you
I said do a little fart
Into the microphone
And I said we're better than that
And then I did
Should he do it now
And we can watch them
I would love for you to do that
Also just a sidebar
Yeah
You know where I work
And you know we're all
About the farts over there
It's toilet humour central
It's the best.
So it's most welcome.
Do you want me to do it?
I can do one of my big ones.
All right.
Is this the podcast people were hoping for?
I hope so.
Okay.
When you're ready, go.
They definitely heard that.
They did.
They definitely heard that.
It was guttural.
It was guttural.
It was.
It had some bass. It was long and low. Question was guttural. It was. It had some bass.
It was long and low.
Question, I've been meaning to ask you, one,
I found out your real name this week.
Oh, yes, I did hear about that.
And I've already forgot what it is.
That's okay.
It's not worth it.
To meet your pugs.
But two, has anyone told you recently that you look like the guy
that eats eggs whole?
The one that was on Love Island Australia?
Tommy? Tommy. I want to say his name is Tommy. Has anyone told you you look like him? Nobody's told me that. The guy that eats eggs whole The one that was on Love Island Australia Tommy
Has anyone told you you look like him
Nobody's told me that
Huge compliment
Good looking guy
Incredibly talented individual
Eating eggs whole
What's the thing about eating eggs whole
It's just his thing
Boiled eggs
Shelled eggs He Shelled eggs.
Yeah, raw dogs eggs.
He puts the shell in his mouth.
He does.
He crunches it down.
Don't you reckon that looks like him?
It's a compliment to be-
That could be your brother.
I think that's a huge compliment.
Yeah.
Have you ever had the comparison?
And I've been watching Love Island Australia.
That is you.
Are you willing to eat a whole egg on Instagram to really draw out the comparison?
Honestly, I would try it once.
Yeah. And that would be all.
Don't do it without filming it.
He's on to something new.
He's on to eating whole things of garlic.
And when I say –
The never-ending burn and churn of content is going to kill people.
Less chance of salmonella.
That guy's going to eat a set of car keys within a month
and people will go, what did we do to Tommy for a while?
And people will be like, more, we want more.
Yeah.
He was great.
Your own league.
Yeah, he's very endearing.
Sweet guy.
I won't keep you guys.
No, we won't keep you.
We won't keep you.
I know this is your podcast.
Anytime.
And it's done.
Thank you, Pugs.
A.K.A.
John.
John.
Do I look like a John?
James.
Yeah, that'd be it.
Got him!
Have a great weekend, everybody.
We'll catch you guys back next week.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
After Party.
Duh!