ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 31st March 2025

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

"Shrek's lettuce" and other names for the green stuff... plus we investigate Clint's MC-voice in great detail. 3    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint Pog Podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Party your ass off. Drink it. Smoke it. Party your ass off. Drink it.

Smoke it. Party your ass off. Smoke what? Hooter. Ah, incense. Okay, let's play a game where we each have to go around the room saying a slang term for marijuana. Yeah, yeah, okay. I don't know what that is.

You virgin. And the virgin. I'll go first. Hoochie cooch. Oh. I was thinking Mary Jane. What did you say? Mary Jane.

I'll go Shrek's lettuce. Shrek's lettuce. Is that the Christian version of devil's lettuce? Oh no, because it's green. Pineapple express. Gunja. I'm claiming devil's lettuce then. Devil's lettuce.

Ella? Weed. Weed? Yeah, weed's fine. I haven't said it yet, but I'll say it now. Hooter. Gunja. Oh no, I said that before. Sticky cky. Yep. Go on, who's next? Oh, I might be out.

What about, maybe I am a virgin. Yeah. Pass. No, doing drugs doesn't make you cool, okay? That's true. Just because you can't get one. It just means you get sex. Yeah, it means, it just, yeah.

It's got nothing to do with your sexual. It you're gonna be celibate yeah yeah 420 um oh that's good the knights the night she's trying to make one up now i made up shrieks lettuce that was great did you make that up yeah fuck that's actually really good thank you shrieks anyone's lettuce well yeah i guess so shrieks one no no shrieks but it could just be anyone's lettuce well yeah i guess so shrieks one no no shrieks lettuce works because he's a green and he's weird all lettuce is green huh yeah what about the grinch grinch grinch's lettuce the grinch is what grinch's shit the grinch's incense the grinch's pubes the grinch's pubes yeah yeah yeah grinch's pubes. Oh, the Grinch's incense is good. The Grinch's pubes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grinch's pubes. Deck. Oh, that's a great one. Hold on.

Slang. Oh, Kush. The first I wrote in slang and it came up with slang for weed. Okay, here we go. You ready? Bud. Blaze. Hashish. Chronic. Hay.

Hay. Joint. Mow in the grass. Grass. Hashish Hashish, yeah Chronic Hay Hay Haze Joint Joint Mowing the grass No Grass Yes Dope

Yes Herb Yes Sheba Oh Reefer Yeah Bush

Puff Yeah, smoke that bush Pot Yeah Ganja we had Mary Jane we had Green Mary Jane Tamazi

Blunt Doobie. I'll pick it for two. Tea. Oh. Tea. Like tea leaves maybe? That makes sense, yep.

Shrugs tea. Tea or tea for THC. Oh, yeah. Yep. And that's all that comes up. Anyway, four virgins here. No one's on the weed. My voice, if you listen to our show today too, is munted.

You know why? I sound is munted You know why? I sound hungover You know why? Why? So obviously you He did a lot of yelling, I mean MCing He did a lot of MCing A lot of MCing

At Symphony I do think it was related to that Of course it was Do you know you have an MC voice? Yeah, I'm well aware Remember when you guys roasted me on this show To the point of no return for having an MC voice? And you have one too.

What is it? I'll concede, first of all. Concede, yeah, I do. I will say that when we roasted you for your MC voice, you were speaking to a room of 40 people. And I was speaking to 40,000 people. You were at a bar in Wellington. Wellington,

how we feeling tonight? I did take that on board because I think it's, you know, it's important to take feedback. Wow, that's good to know. And I did,

you guys weren't there but the first time I got up there. What's important to take feedback on? Your criticism of my MC voice. We haven't done that yet. I haven't criticised it.

We're just saying you have one. We haven't criticised it at all. I know how that feels and I would never. I'll just say I tried. I tried. Before you guys did that, I tried normal voice. Didn't work. Not the vibe.

It's weird, eh? It's normal voice. It's because it's too Kiwi and it's too like I was like hey guys welcome to Synthony great to see you

here it's like a dad hosting a PTA meeting and that one I had to do some of the housekeeping too

and some of the things they wanted me to say was make sure you drink plenty of water today so let's hear the MC version

now there's sunscreen stations around everywhere can we hear the MC version now. There's sunscreen stations around everywhere. Can we hear the MC version now? And we will discuss which we like better. So that was normal Cliff voice. Yeah, yeah.

And so the other one is the other one. Listen up, bitches. Don't you fucking dehydrate on me, motherfucker. I feel like I'm there. Why are you swearing? Oh, Ross, our boss is looking at us. He thought this was the radio. No, this is the podcast.

Oh. Oh, shit. The WeChat wasn't a problem. Yeah. I did not even bat an eyelid at all the WeChat. It's just me plus 20%. So it's like. A little bit.

Yeah, show us. Fuck, it's so embarrassing to do it. Just yell. Make sure. Make sure you go. No, I'm not doing it. No, do it. No.

We need to see. No, it's like pleasuring yourself in the mirror. You should never have to look at it and I should never have to hear it. Don't make me find videos from the weekend to then play on tomorrow's podcast. No. You know what it is though? You're there. You're MC voice. You said it's you plus 20 but it's also minus 20 and like you go lower you're deep in your

voice and you're like i also feel like yeah some kind of black man voice comes out of you that's embarrassing first time i heard you go on stage my back was to the stage and i was like i thought clint was hosting this oh my god i turned around and I'm like, oh, my God, there he is. I did think it was Fat Man Scoop for a while. And then I remembered he unfortunately passed away. He was my mentor. And, you know, I feel like he's rubbed off on you. Oh, my gosh. Oh, that doesn't sound good.

Don't say that about him. He's dead. He can't defend himself. I cannot believe he died. I know. So sad. I can't believe he rubbed off on me. Yeah.

On stage. It was on stage. Oh, no, he died on stage. Yeah stage! It was on stage. He died on stage. I can only dream of one day dying on stage. Would you want that? You'd love a public death. That'd be horrible. Clint would love a public death. You'd love a public death.

That's so grim. That is the grimmest shit that has ever been said on this podcast. I quite like it, though. What a way to go out. You wouldn't want it to be something embarrassing, though. No.

No. Yeah. Like, how would you want to go, like, public death? How? Like, you're doing, like, deathmesty. Yeah. Like, that's not what you want. Public deathmesty? No.

The worst. The worst. Yeah, the worst. Ross just said the worst. And the people that have too, that's the only joke about them now. Oh, yeah. It doesn't matter how good you were at being a frontman of an excess,

that's all we'll talk about now. Public Mesty. No, not public. Oh. Death Mesty. I mean, sorry, death Mesty. What the heck is a death? Why are we talking about Mesty?

Don't worry, darling. Don't worry. Don't, sorry, Death Masty. Why are we talking about Mastys? Don't worry, darling. Don't worry. Don't you worry, don't you worry, child. I read, speaking of Death Mastys, I read there was like some new updates on the Shane Warne death. His heart attack. Was he not a heart attack?

No, well, I haven't read the story, so I don't know. And don't say the story. Don't say you haven't read the story if you're telling me about some video you saw on TikTok. No, I read a headline on a news website, but I haven't read it. Because people do that now. They're like, I read an article that said, it's like, no, you didn't. Hold on, wait. There's an article?

There is? Yeah. Daily Mail. Okay. No, no, no. This is from an actual news website, and the headline is, Bombshell Claims Shane Warnne Police Investigation Covered Up Item. Oh.

Ah. Which, because it was over in Thailand, wasn't it? Oh, shit. It was over in Thailand. Well, that's, yeah. Right. I think so, yeah. Thailand, Phillip.

Around his death, some dodgy photos surfaced, but it turns out they were from years prior, these photos. Oh, really? Some photos. I'm not saying that's what you've seen, but. Yeah, it says here he died in a suspected heart attack on holiday. Yeah. I wonder what the item was.

Hopefully a cricket ball. Oh, dear. And he died doing what he loved. Doing what he loves hold on oh yeah it's sad um this is all like alleged and claims but apparently a police officer at the scene claims that he was ordered to remove a bottle of pills identified as kim kimadra, a drug used in erectile dysfunction treatments.

This is sad. Oh, okay. That's not an illegal thing to have. I was going to say, I mean, that's not, yeah, is what it is. That's sad. That was so shocking when that news came out, because he was young. He was like 52. Anyway, RIP Shane Warne, king of spin.

Was that a public death? No. What is it? What? What? I was going to MC voice his death announcement, but it feels bad taste. Oh, my gosh. Oh, so you'll MC that, will you?

Oh, well, that is, I mean, that's the biggest. Shane Warne. Biggest sign of respect from Clint. Bye, guys. We're going to Sydney. Can I just end on a high? Yeah.

That was quite sad. Yeah pick it up. The Auckland Zoo has got meerkat babies. They're so cute. Sorry you missed the birth. You would have loved

to see that. There's a stethoscope with a meerkat baby. We have to go. We need that as a TikTok sound. Just the Auckland Zoo! Oh my gosh, it's so cute.

And that's very good news. That is... Fuck, that's good news. Oh, fuck it. God, that's put a pep in my step for the rest of the week, actually. Thank you, Ella. I'm going to the zoo.

Bye. Shit, I've got to... Actually, we've got to go. They must have got hold of Shane Warren's erectile pills. I've got to call my partner and share the good news. Have fun in Sydney.

Yeah. See you episode two. They probably don't have make-up babies. Bye. This is Clint MC. Please don't. Everyone have a good night.

Get all soothed. Drink some water. I'm Clint MC. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. When he does the noise of the DJ with his mouth. Wah, wah, wah, wah. 30,000 people.

He doesn't think the comedian stands up to the side and introduces himself. Follow my Instagram. Please welcome to the stage Clayton and Zee. I love it.

I love it.