ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 31st May 2023

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

Bree's pulling out all the stops for tomorrow's big award ceremony, meanwhile Clint is getting himself ready but having a tooth pulled...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party Can I have some more? That's Oliver. Don Toliver twist. Oh, shit. Got my Olivers mixed up. Welcome to the After Party. Tomorrow, we're all gearing up for this big award ceremony that we're going to. Bree's going to get tarted up with a spray tan tonight.

I've had my hair cut yesterday. A classy spray tan, though. You know, and a classy haircut. It goes without saying with us. Classy people. Claude, what kind of panel beading are you having done? I might paint my nails. Oh yeah? I'm actually getting my face painted. Yes, she's getting her makeup

done and she bought a new outfit. Whole brand new outfit. Head to toe. Fresh. Oh, new shoes too. No, I washed my shoes though. Oh yeah, nice. Threw them in the washing machine. They're still very wet. Very eco. That's nice.

I like that. Eco-friendly. To get ready for the big awards ceremony tomorrow, I'm having a wisdom tooth removed. Fun. Oh, you didn't say it was a wisdom tooth. No, that's going to be quite the ordeal. Oh, my God.

It's not a surgical one, though. The dentist said to me, this is the words he used. He goes, yeah, just come in. We'll just wiggle it out. Oh, it is not like that. Yucky. God, I had the worst experience getting my wisdom teeth out. I had all four out at the same time.

I had to be in hospital for a night. I couldn't eat for two weeks. Oh. Because I had them all out at the same time. And mine were growing into my other teeth. Impacting. They were growing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they had to really cut me open to get them out. I had two like that that were surgically removed. Terrible, eh? And so that was years ago, probably like 10 years ago. And my dentist said to me, because this one needs to come out, he's like, why didn't they just take this one out too? And I couldn't figure it out. I was like, why didn't they?

And then I remembered I was trying to save money. You couldn't afford it. Yeah, I couldn't afford it. At the time I couldn't afford it. I was like, just do the beer minimum, please. I got mine done just before my parents took me off their healthcare plan. I was like, yeah, but before you do that, mum, can I get my wisdom teeth out? She would have been all about it.

Yeah, she was like, yep, that's fine. I'm going to be able to drink beers tomorrow. Depends. Well, you're going to be able to drink beers tomorrow. Depends. Well, you're going to be on painkillers. Is it out in the open or is it underneath the skin? It's out in the open. Okay. And you still don't have a vision hole, though.

I won't be on painkillers. Will I? Depends how bad it is. You can delay the painkillers. Come and see me at the... You're going to be the littest person in the room. Listen to me tomorrow. Don't take a...

What's the really strong one I was taking when I... Tremadol. Don't take a Tremadol and drink anything. I found out the hard way. Remember when I had that horrific tooth pain? Tremadol and whiskey, they call it a tram ride. I had a tram... I had a ram raid that day.

I drank two... I drank one... I drank one glass of champagne, felt fine, and no one had told me, and I drank two glasses of champagne, took a sip of my third glass, vomited everywhere. Ruthless. Like just instantly felt like so bad. Anyway, that's 9 a.m. tomorrow. I'm hoping that I'll be able to talk by the time our show goes live at 3 o'clock.

Oh, my God. She'll be right. It's a bit of fun, I've got to say. I had... I struggle to talk anyway. You recall I had a root canal, which I would argue is just as bad as getting a tooth ripped out. Yeah. Maybe worse.

Well, it's not a competition, but okay. No, I'm just... I'm trying to give you perspective. I... Do you remember that day? It was on a Friday. Yeah. Maybe worse. Well, it's not a competition, but okay. No, I'm just trying to give you perspective. Do you remember that day? It was on a Friday, and I had a root canal, and then I think it was at 8.30 maybe, and then came to work and was okay for the show. Was it the day we went to the pub?

Yeah, remember? And I turned up, and you were like, what's wrong with your face? Brady tried to drink a beer, and her mouth was still numb. And you know when you can't tell that half your mouth is still open, and the beer just dribbled out one side? She's like, oh, I'm talking about beer. It was such a weird feeling, eh? Yeah.

You'll be fine, though. I'm actually not worried about it. Which one is it? Which where? Top. Left. Left back. I feel like the top ones are going to be easier than the bottom ones.

It's the only one I got left. Yeah, the top ones I feel like will just come out easier. Should I bring it in? Do you guys want to see it? No. I feel like they freak me out when you see the root on her tooth. I hate teeth. And I remember when I got mine done, I was so high still in the chair from like coming

down from whatever it is. And they were like, oh, do you want to see it? And I was like, no. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And they just put it in my face for a second. And I was like, ah! whatever it is. And they were like, oh, do you want to see it? And I was like, no. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. And they just put it in my face for a second. And I was like, ah!

Get it away! Get it away! Alien! We had to take it home anyway for the tooth fairy. Oh, true. Oh, you'd get some good money for that. Wisdom tooth. Surely that's a five bucker. Yeah, it's a big hooah.

Yeah, nice. It's a big hooah. What are you going to spend your fiver on? Drinks at the after party. Yeah, nice. Yeah, nice. You know, a friend of mine had three sets of teeth. What?

Like a shark? Yeah, like a shark. Like one on top or behind? So he had his baby teeth. And then when his baby teeth fell out, his adult teeth came through. And then another set of teeth started growing at the same time. So we had two sets. Baby.

It was a nightmare. Teeth. Baby. Teeth. I wonder what that condition's called when a human has three sets. Oh my God. I saw on TikTok the other day, there's this trend that's happening where if you're dating someone, you get your partner to bite you and then they tattoo their bite marks. Gross.

Have you seen that? It's like an ownership badge. Hyperdonetia. Oh yeah, that's three teeth. Yeah, it's referred to as a third set of teeth. There you go. Hyper don't tear. That person would have got rich from the tooth fairy though.

Oh, I didn't even think about that. Everyone called him Sharkboy at school. Oh. Yeah. My bad. Until graduation, like until grade 12, everyone called him Sharkboy. Kids are ruthless. All right, let's go.

Bree's got to get a spray tan. Yes. We've got to go. We've got to go. So bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrim.