ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd April 2024

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

Welcome back Bree! Clint had a big Tuesday night and Bree is back from her secret project, so expect just a little bit of juice and big old tantrumSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the after party with Breezebag! Yay! Back, back in the land of the living Hooray! What were you did? Ah, just a really, really quiet place Secret Project Yeah

Has anyone listened to the new Beyonce album yet? The Cowboy Carter album? I have Not all of it Not all of it, but I've listened to quite a lot It's got Dolly Parton on it, doesn't it? It's got Miley Cyrus on it Does it have Dolly Parton on it?

Does it not have Dolly Parton on it? I mean AI Dolly Parton at it? Does it not have Dolly Parton on it? I mean AI Dolly Parton at least. No it is real Dolly but one of them is just like a 22nd Dolly piece. Still counts. And then the other one like I couldn't hear her. It's more fucking Dolly than you've had on your album. I know. Sorry I just love Dolly so much.

I wanted more Dolly. Ouch. What did you think of the Miley Cyrus collab? I like that one. Very good. I like that one. And the Post Malone one. Yep, very good as well. Post Malone's featuring on Taylor Swift's new album soon as well. Is he?

Yeah, it's called Fortnite. He's in that. Has anyone watched that movie, the Jake Gyllenhaal movie that Post Malone's in and Conor McGregor's in? Is he in it? Road Dog. Roadhouse. Oh, Roadhouse.

Roadhouse. No. Road Dog, something else. No, that's Raw Dog. No, I haven Raw Dogg. No, I haven't. Good? I haven't watched it. I've watched the first like 20, 30 minutes,

but Conor McGregor, he seems like he's got quite a big acting role. Post Malone did it for like two minutes, but Conor McGregor has quite a big role in it. And then the trailer came out. I didn't watch it. Well, these are all things I haven't seen, by the way. Nobody asked, but I haven't listened to Beyonce's album yet.

But then today, the trailer for the Joker Lady Gaga movie is out. Oh, I haven't seen it. Is it? Isn't it? I haven't seen it. There's photos I've seen. Yeah. I think the trailer's out with fucking Phoenix.

Oh, is that the second installment of his storyline of that particular Joker story? When's he going to meet up with Robert Pattinson Batman? Are we done with Robert Pattinson Batman? Did we only give him one Batman? Some people only get one. Really? Like if they're shit.

I want Spider-Man. I'm not saying Robert Pattinson was shit. I have not seen it, so I can't comment. I haven't seen it either. How many did Val Kilmer do? A few. He did a few. Wouldn't he have done three? You know who was not it? Bruce Willis wasn't

Batman? George Clooney. George Clooney was. You know who is it Billy Crystal? Is that his name? No. No, what's the guy? Billy Crystal as Batman would be fucking funny.

But he looks like Billy Crystal. What's the guy's name I'm thinking of? George Clooney. No. Name some other Batmans. Adam West. No. Christian Bale.

No. I'm out of Batman. Do you know who I'm talking about? I do. I do. He was Birdman as well. Yes. Oh, that guy.

Michael Keaton? Michael Keaton. Is that his name? Yeah. He kind of looks like Billy Crystal. Do you reckon? I reckon Billy Crystal looks more like Bill Murray. I think they all look the same.

I think they all look like each other if you ask me. Billy Crystal does not look like Bill Murray. Does he not? No. Does he look like the other dude that, who's there, my already forgotten? He looks like Michael Keaton.

No, wait, what does Michael Keaton look like? Do you know what Billy Crystal looks like? I think so. He looks like Bill Murray. Yes, that's Michael Keaton, and what Billy Crystal looks like? I think so. He looks like Bill Murray. Okay, yes, that's Michael Keaton and now Billy Crystal. Yeah, Billy Crystal and Michael Keaton could be brothers. Reckon.

Yeah, for sure. Billy Crystal's too little. Anyway, why are we talking about this? I don't know. Oh, yeah, because I asked about the Beyonce album. Who wants to do the... Oh, that's the question I was going to ask. this beyonce album is part of a trilogy did you know that no so renaissance was the first part of the trilogy and she's on the glass horse yeah and then

this is the second part of the trilogy and this is that was house music album this is a country music album and she's on a regular horse right what genre is she gonna do for the third album if she's done because she stepped outside of her comfort zone for those two she can't just do a on a regular horse. Right. What genre is she going to do for the third album? If she's done, because she stepped outside of her comfort zone for those two, she can't just do a straight up R&B album. We've heard that. She's got to do something else. I reckon she's going to do, I know. Bubblegum pop.

Pop. Bubblegum pop. She's going to do hardcore drum and bass. Drum and bass. Or heavy metal. Or metal, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can see her going

when Jay Z did that crossover album with Linkin Park yeah I can see her more doing more doing like dance house music though but she just did it

no like in renaissance yeah like she did and she didn't and she did yeah I guess she can't

break my soul you won't break my soul. Is that a dance song? Oh. What? What the fuck? Did you just say you didn't like Break My Soul? What?

I didn't either. I'll admit to that. I didn't like it. Did you like it? 100%. I loved that song. No, you didn't. No, you did.

I remember the first time we listened to it because we played it here at ZM. I'm sorry. And I was like instantly loved it. If you're going to release a song called Single Ladies and then another song, whatever, Break My Soul, no. Mate, you can't comment because you like, what's that freaking girl's name with that shit-ass song? Oh, not that song.

No, see, this is like a Bop It. Bop It. This is a song for an ad. It does sound like Bop It. That's funny. It'd be like an ad for a Bop It thing. Oi, McAlpine, settle down. Yeah, Lizzie McAlpine.

No, don't you dare. I love her. Comparing Beyonce to Lizzie McAlpine. I'm not. Brie brought that up. Okay. There's an article on the New Zealand Herald today, and I didn't bring it to the show,

but I was tempted, and now I'm even more tempted. This is the headline. Why Gen Zs are so hard to work with, according to employers. What did they say? I didn't open it, because I didn't want to stir the pot.

No, I want to know. I want to know. I find you guys difficult. I can't even say that. I love you guys. Oh. You back down fast. Yeah. We win. Can we go home? I want to know I find you guys difficult I can't even say that I love you guys oh you back down fast yeah

we win can we go home yeah anybody want to say anything anybody want to add anything we missed you Bree it was good to have you back we did miss you

lovely to be back I missed you I missed you guys a lot cute it always when I'm away for the secret project

I love it but it also makes me miss you guys and miss doing this job. Because everyone else is hard to deal with. Did you dream about us? Did you have any dreams about us? Did you? Did you? Oh, come on.

No dreams about you guys this time. Did you have any more dreams about Hayley Sproul? Oh, my gosh. I had one. Nah, that was a one time only. I think Brodie, who filled in for you you also has a thing for Hayley Sproul. No, can we just get a straight, I don't have a thing for Hayley Sproul. I had a dream one time.

Wait, was it a sexy one? Yeah, it was. Yes. Very sexy. Ooh la la. I'm not saying that she isn't, oh God, now I'm getting, I'm digging myself a hole. She's flustered. Digging myself a hole.

Hayley's lovely, but it was a dream and only a dream. Does Brodie Kane have a thing for Hayley Sprouse? She didn't say that, but I feel like maybe there's... You're putting words in her mouth now. Well, I feel like you guys are both into her. What's the word? No, you're putting words in my mouth. Hayley's a ladies' lady, eh?

A ladies' lady. Like, you know how someone can be described as a man's man? Right. Hayley. What's a ladies lady? Gets the ladies going. What? No, is that not?

I feel like you're the last person to say what gets the ladies going. Listen to this guy. I know what gets the ladies going. I've worded it wrong. I've worded it wrong. You like Hayley. I think lots of girls have girl crush on Hayley. Right, I see. Yeah, you worded it wrong.

I worded it so wrong. But no, that's you also saying. You keep going for ladies, ladies. No, that's exactly what you're saying. How does this get turned around on me? How does this get turned around on me? Clint thinking he knows what the ladies want. You're hard.

You break down. You sit down. Mate. All right. Jesus Christ. What's your name? Big Puppy. I'm out of here.

Sit down, Big Puppy. If I'm so useless. You know, if I'm so awful. He's having a breakdown now. If I'm so awful. He's having a breakdown. Finish it yourself. Okay.

Oh, he slammed his headphones down. Do the sign-off break. Go. Oh my gosh, I love it. I love tantrums. He doesn't know what we're saying. Alrighty then. What's the sign-off again?

He sucks. He can't hear me, right? No, he can't hear you. You can say whatever you want. I'm like, Clint is a little, little baby. Did you hear her? Are you dying to know what she's saying? Did you call me a little, little baby. Did you hear her? Are you dying to know what she's saying? Did you call me a little baby?

Oh, damn it. I heard you. All right, guys, that's it. Podcast. Yeah, you finish it. Shit, that was a bad first podcast, babe. I need to bring some heat tomorrow. The juice.

We need some juice. Yeah, we need some juice. That one had no juice. We need an orange and we need to milk it for all it's worth. You don't milk an orange for fuck's sake. Milk an almond. Juice! An orange doesn't have any titties.

I can make them.