ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd April 2025

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

If you were in a zombie apocalypse would you survive and what would be your signature weapon? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brian Clint, the podcast. Oh, I held that cough as long as I possibly could, because I'm a professional. Hi everyone, welcome to the after party. It's been a few days, hasn't it? Has been a few days, hasn't it? Gang, boobies, what? Boobies. What's the baseball team's shirt that you've got on today? What baseball team is that?

Chicago Cubs, baby. Ah. That's why I'm wearing these pants. Why? I don't get it. They look like knickerbockers. Yeah. The whole outfit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flows. You know?

You've come as a baseball player today. I should pull out. Sorry for not noticing. I should pull out my old softball outfits and wear them as like just shirts. As a work outfit. Yeah. You should actually. Yeah, I mean they're back in.

Everyone's wearing them. Yeah. What? Yeah. Outfits are weird these days, eh? What's appropriate? Like people wear the suits that look like pyjamas and then they wear them out to dinner. Which suits are they?

Like a matching set but it looks like they're wearing pyjamas. Like Han and Brie's wardrobe. Yeah, that's all my wardrobe. Yeah. Oh, I wasn't thinking of Brie specifically but I guess you do have a couple of examples. I got a shit tonne of compliments on my Gorman outfit at the Junket the other day. Yeah, it was a hit. It was a hit, wasn't it?

Yeah. I think just because it's so bright and they're stuck in those dark rooms. But a lot of the famous people were commenting on it. And then I got a real nasty comment on Facebook. What? Do you guys want to hear it? Yeah. Wait, I'll find it.

Because we posted the picture with Bella Ramsey, and then someone comments. Hold on. I think I know what it's going to be. Have you seen it? No, but I think I know what it will be. Okay, hold on. Was it along the lines of get another fucking shirt?

It says, Brie, that outfit is horrible. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you need to dress like Elton John. Whoa, that's rude. Ruthless, eh? Fucking ruthless. Idiot. I wouldn't say it's horrible.

No, it's awful. If it's not for you, then it's horrible to you. I like that Elton John reference, though. We were talking to someone in the corridor between interviews about something, and you had the outfit on, and it's horrible to you. I like that Elton John reference though. We were talking to someone in the corridor between interviews about something and you had the outfit on. And it's a great shirt. And some reason, oh, that's right. They said, oh, what's your guy's account?

I want to follow you guys. Yeah, oh God, this was embarrassing. So Bree punched our accountant and then he goes, I want to see what kind of videos you're posting. And the first video that's on there is the shoulder ride video. I realized it straight away too. And in the video, Brie is wearing the shirt. But then also in the video, it jumps to the next day where I go and find Brie for the shoulder ride.

And she is also wearing the shirt. Yeah. Yeah. And he goes, are you fucking poor? Can you not afford any other clothes? That's what he said, eh? He thought he was funny though. Yeah. Because you just got it and you were excited about it. And it looked so good. Can you not afford any other clothes? That's what he said, eh? He thought he was funny though Yeah

Because you just got it and you were excited about it And it looked so good And I went, yeah, we do New Zealand radio You fuck You fuck That's such a good insult You fucking fuck You fuck

Yeah, it's so good What a rude man Nah, it was meeting it in a funny way Nah, was it funny though? Not funny I mean It was funny. It was medium funny. It was medium funny. I wouldn't say it was ground. It was

appropriate for the moment. Yeah, it was fine. It was fine. I feel like as I get older it's pretty hard to... Water off the duck's back. But you're only 25. I know. So it's good. Same. Crazy how much you know. Yeah. We keep getting told off at that junket thing in the hallways

because of the volume of my voice. We'd come out of these interviews. It's very quiet. There's interviews going on in all these rooms. And we'd come out and be like, yeah, I think that went great. And the lady was like, she was sick of us by the end of it. Do you reckon we'll get invited back after the stuff? Fuck yes.

The stuff we did in that junket? Yeah, I think we're really good. Yeah. Yeah, you are. I think they're lucky to have us. Fuck, I'd love some of your confidence. We did have some good moments. You did.

It was really cool. I feel like we bought something different, right? Correct. I made that guy. We have to go back. You've got to eat your cost per wears up on that shirt. Oh, God. I'm sorry. You've got to get your cost per wears up on that shirt. Oh, gosh. Sorry, you made what guy what?

I made that guy in the last interview cry laughing. Oh, young Marzino? Marzino, yeah. He was funny. He was funny. But we can't post those yet, can we? No. We don't even have them.

It's all on lockdown. Oh, yeah, it didn't even happen. Yeah. Until next week when we release them. We're talking about the interviews with the last of us, season two cast. The ones with the White Lotus. We interviewed people from the White Lotus season three as well.

A big crush on Leslie Bibb after that interview. I have a crush on someone from The Junket too. Morgana O'Reilly. Yes. Big crush on her. She's cool. Yeah. She's a bit of me.

If a zombie apocalypse happens right now eyes Do you reckon you'd survive? Are you taking our junket questions And asking us the same questions? Oh I haven't seen the junket yet Did you ask that? No we asked weapon of choice I always ask that to people What would be your signature weapon of choice

Which is different to weapon of choice? Sex appeal. Nice. I reckon I would genuinely would choose either a baseball bat that has nails through the top of it or a samurai sword. But if you chose baseball bat with nails through it I always think why wouldn't you just choose axe Because axe is useful

As well as being deadly Yeah but a baseball bat with nails through it I feel like you could pull out of Zombies easier You know if an axe gets stuck in a bone Yeah yeah It might be harder to get out I don't know if a nail gets stuck in a zombie's skull, it'd be pretty hard to pull out.

And to be honest, I feel like a baseball bat has more reach. Nah, the same as a long-handled axe. And I can swing a baseball bat. You can swing an axe? Better. Oh, yeah. Well, it comes back to your outfit. This is a full circle moment.

And this would be my signature outfit. How did we not know you were going to choose baseball bat? You should have known. What would you guys pick? Probably a bazooka. No, because you'll be very quickly out of rockets. But how hot would I look? Yeah, you would look hot getting

eaten by zombies after your rockets ran out. Hey Claudia, nice bazookas. Oh, I want gun titties is what I want. Like a fembot from Weston Palace. They wouldn't see me coming. What about you guys? When you get turned on, they start going off.

Have you got gun teddies or are you just happy to see me? Gun teddies, my friend. Is it cold in here or have you got gun teddies? Gun teddies, my friend. What would you like to know? Axe. An axe. I feel like I'd injure myself with an axe.

Me too. On my axe. I always feel real uncoordinated when I'm holding an axe for some reason. I haven't experienced an axe that commonly. Haven't you? I don't know how I'd feel. I used to use an axe a lot as a kid. An axe a lot all.

Ella, what are you picking? Quick, so we can wrap this up. Boomerang? I don't really know. I'm dead. I'm dead in the first five minutes, man. She's like, I can't kill any zombies. I'm vegan.

Yeah, hard. I'll see you later. She'd be like, we can't eat this. We need to find berries to sustain us. But you can't become a zombie then because then you'll start eating meat. Okay, quick question before we go. Then a zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow, Ella. To survive, are you quitting veganism?

No. What the fuck, man? Really? You're staying vegan in a zombie apocalypse. I just can't eat meat. What if you're starving and there's nothing else? You will fucking eat it. No, I'm not eating meat.

You would eat human flesh. I'm not eating flesh. No way. human flesh. I'm not eating flesh. No way. I'd rather die. Oh my God, I've had this conversation. This is Deja Vu. I've been in this conversation before. Was it because of that movie that got added to Netflix last year?

And it was about the- Fuck, I've had this conversation. And it was about the plane crash that landed on top of a snowy mountain. And there was a bunch of people that had survived the crash and a bunch of people had died. The rugby team. And they were there for like two months and they started eating the dead bodies to survive, yeah, and they survived. It's a famous movie from the 80s, Alive. Nah, this is like a new one.

Same story though. Might be same story, yeah. Rugby team. Rugby team, yeah. Bye. Bye. Bye. Same story though Rugby team Rugby team yeah Bye