ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd August 2023

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

All the rumours about Ella's absence are true... and Bree isn't sure what her mum did with all her old sport trophies so we investigated live on the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to Brie and Clint's After Party Hello everyone Hello everyone, hello Claudia Hello everyone Hello Claudia Hello loves Hello Ella

Oh Oh No Ella She's not here is she? She's not here She's at home isn't she? She's not here She's at home, isn't she? Is she though? She's not feeling well

Start the rumour She's calling sick She's not sick And she's getting her nails done She went to Disneyland on ice That's what I heard She's eating a steak. She reeks of meat juice.

Pass it on. She knew we'd smell it on her. We came in here today and there's a bunch of awards that are around the studio addressed to our breakfast show, Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Things like best bit, best host, best show. And we're like, excuse me, where's our awards? What about me? And man, I don't know about you guys, but I felt pretty butthurt.

Yeah, I did too. I was like, I was affronted. I didn't even know there were awards to win. They awarded them all to themselves. Didn't even have a chance. Turns out these are old trophies that they found in the bin and they took out and awarded to themselves, which I'm all about. That's smart.

That's self-care. Smart. That is self-care. And just because there's a trophy on the shelf, it's motivating. You can see it in your peripheral vision and you can feel like an award-winning show. I think that's quite clever.

Is that what we need to do? Growing up, I had a designated bookcase for all my trophies because I had so many. Oh, humble brag. I'm allowed to humble brag sometimes. I donies because I had so many. Oh, humble brag. Me too. I'm allowed to humble brag sometimes. I don't think I've ever had an actual, like, trophy. Oh, do you want some of mine?

My mum's still got it. Oh, yes, please. She's still got it. She's got that many. She has boxes and boxes and then all the medals that I won are just hanging all over this bookshelf. There's so many. Do you have a little figurine kicking a football?

Yeah. Oh, I'll have that one, please. I've also got a golden boot, if you want that one. Is it hollow? No, it's like a real boot. Like, could you do a shimmy out of it? Yeah, you could, yeah. Did they pack them up and put them into storage

as soon as you moved away to university? They packed them up recently when they moved to the new house. Did they have to have a word to you and say, hey, just so you know, there's not going to be a shrine. Can we call my mum and ask her how many of them she got rid of? And how many are on display? And how do you get rid of them? What do you do with them?

Where did she put them? I'm pretty sure she threw some of them out and I've been waiting to confront her about it. I wonder how many because there was a heap of them. There was so many. I mean, there was a ton of them out and I've been waiting to confront her about it. I wonder how many because there was a heap of them. I mean there was a ton of them. There was a whole bookshelf. Was it for everything or just football?

Just everything. Anything possible. A lot of athletics trophies and soccer mainly. And softball. Yeah, those three. Let's see what she has to say for herself. Hello? Mama die? Yes.

Mama die. It's your favourite daughter. Yeah. Brianna? You should have said Amber. Oh, I should have said Amber. Missed opportunity. Is that you, Amber?

Is that you, Amber? Is that you, Amber? Hey, Mum, quick question. You're on the podcast right now, so you can swear if you want to. We know that you swear like a sailor. We were just talking about, I was just talking about that bookcase that was dedicated to me and my trophies that was sitting in our house, the shrine. Yes, what about it?

There was a full bookcase full of trophies and medals, wasn't there? Yeah, it actually wasn't big enough. Were they all Breeze trophies or was it some of your other kids? No, they were all Breeze. Well, we had a few with the others and we had a few with us. They were mine. And I think I had two. You had two in there. What were yours for? Basketball. What about that hot milf award you won mum?

Oh Brianna. Mum, here's my question and something I've been wanting to ask you for a while, because obviously you guys had to pack up the whole house and obviously move over to the new house that you guys built. That's huge. Big house, lots of room. I mean, how much did it cost? It just seems like it would have cost a fortune.

Where did you put all those trophies of mine? Did you or did you not throw some of them out or did you keep the whole lot? No, I kept all of them. Swear. I absolutely swear by next life that I kept all of them. I believe her. Where'd you put them? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no, she's talking to someone else now.

Hello? Hello? Mum? Oh, funny that. Funny that she's hung up the phone. How convenient. How convenient. Well, I haven't seen a single bloody trophy

In that new house What my parents have done In their age of downsizing Because they're about the same age Yeah and they've moved to a smaller house now Because all the kids have moved out They've started giving me all of my stuff So all of the stuff that's stored

All my school stuff All of that, they're like, yours, you take it. We aren't keeping it anymore. You have to take it if you want it. So if she offered the trophies to you, would you take them? Would you put them in your house? It's a bit weird.

Imagine if people came over and they go, what are those? And I go, oh, just a bunch of trophies I won from my childhood. Correct. It would be weird. So should she keep them? If they're not displayed, should she keep them? There's some real special ones in there. Okay, there's one real special one in there that she actually couldn't get rid of.

I got awarded the Australian Sports Medal when I was young. And it was a letter from the Prime Minister at the time, who was John Howard. So I got a letter from him and then got awarded, yeah, the Australian Sports Medal for my achievements in sport. And even that's not displayed in the house. Even that, that can't make the mantelpiece in the new place. Yeah.

Oh, my mum's calling me back now. Mum. Yeah, Brianna. Sorry, mate. Got a dead spot. Oh, did you? No, well, we were just, I haven't seen them, I haven't seen those trophies displayed anywhere in the new house.

Have they been tossed aside now, have they? No, they haven't been. They're in a huge container up in the shed and I'm going to go through them again but there's so many of them that I think yours was in a, I don't know, a 10 litre or a 20 litre container. Do my accolades mean nothing for you? Do they mean nothing to you, woman? I kept all the really good ones in the laundry cupboard

because I'm going to put them out eventually. In the laundry cupboard? How dare you, woman? That's disrespectful to John Howard. Yeah, it's disrespectful to John Howard who awarded me the Australian Sports Medal. Yeah, well, no, that one's actually in the display unit in the kitchen. Oh, there you go. Oh, so that one made the display unit.

That'll do. Just one. Just one is fine. My nephew, Jonty, does a fart and they take a photo of it and it makes the display unit. No, he's like a hair spare. Oh, of course it is. All right, Mum.

Well, appreciate you clearing that up. Okay. All right. I love you. Okay, I love you too. See you, guys. Bye, Mum. The guys say bye.

Bye. Well, there you go. God. I see how it works. It's a weird thing when you start to have the babies born, like, and they start to come into the family and you kind of get shunned off to the side until you have your own babies and then you can kind of come back into the fold.

Yeah. But before that, like, if you don't have any babies and everyone else is having babies, you guys are the weird, awkward ones. Be like, you sit over there. It's not about you. Because you're not cute anymore. It's not about you.

You're not cute. And you're not bringing anything cute to Christmas. You can buy your own shit. Yeah. Like you go sit in the corner. You're in that bit. Yeah. You know?

The weird table. Yeah. Not the kids' table though. Not the kids' table. That's for the kids. Not the kids' table, but also not the kids' table. That's for the kids. Not the kids' table, but also not the full adult table, just like the weird in between, like the shanky old table that they have to bring.

You know, the one that's got a loose leg on it. Yeah. Maybe you can go sit on the shed with all your trophies. Yeah. Enjoy the other podcast. We'll catch you guys tomorrow. Bye. Bye. We'll catch you guys tomorrow Bye