ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 3rd December 2025

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

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Welcome to the After Party, indeed, with Brie Clint, Claudia and Ella. Hello. Oh, Bree's eating pizza. Oh, did you send me a crust? Sorry. No. There's still a crust late. It's like when kids eat pizza, you say, you can't just eat the pizza bit, you have to eat the crust as well.

With you, you can't just eat the crust bit, you have to eat the pizza as well. Well, you guys didn't order a vegan pizza, so I'll just eat the crust. That wasn't in the content. you bring us some vegan pizza content and we'll order a vegan pizza no you bring us some vegan pizza content we'll say no to it yeah fair enough that's fine the pizza that Bree's eating and that I've been eating shit it's good it's the pizza that you'll hear in the other podcast today

the pregnancy pizza honestly I feel bad oh my god it's fucking amazing this pizza god it might be one of the best pizzas I've ever had not exaggerating um we need to talk about Ella who's under the weather today.

Why? Can I say... Oh yeah, let's talk about that. Why? How many drinks did you have last night? No one's got a problem with you being hung over today. That's fun. You went up to Lewis Capaldi last night.

That's great. That's all good. I cannot understand how a 25-year-old is as dusty as you are. Of how many drinks? I'm trying to count. I think it was like three. Across how many hours? Six.

Six hours. You had three drinks. No, wait, home by midnight. You know what the thing was, though? It was the siggies. I had a full siggy. Oh, that will make you feel like shit. I think that's not.

Wait, you had one cigarette. She's 25. Yeah, what the fuck, man. She's 25. My body is very fragile, and I've tried to keep up with normal people, and that has resulted in me, like, passing out. I can't do it. No, no, no, no.

We don't want you to drink more. That's not what we want. We're just saying you shouldn't be this. I do wonder if I'm allergic to it. That is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. You could be. It's like those hangovers you got in your 20s and you're like, I remember it.

I'm like, someone must have spiked my drink. Someone must have spiked my 16 beers. A friend of mine who is allergic to alcohol. Yeah, what happens? All through our 20s, right? Even if she would have a couple of drinks, the next day she was on her actual deathbed. Like she could not get out of bed And it wouldn't matter if she had like two drinks

Or if she had like 12 drinks Was she Asian? No Because you know that Asian flush thing I get that Do you? For certain drinks Like when I drink like certain wines

If I haven't drunk in a while Are you Asian? I could be Only when you drink, eh? Could be You happy with that joke Your Way out Yeah, no, no, let's just leave Clint to talk.

Explain that. Why only when I drink? Because you get the Asian flush. It's an enzyme or something. Um, um, oh. Why is this awkward? Anyway, I came up with an idea. Yeah.

We should do lightweight versus lightweight. Mama die versus Ella. Mm. Oh, my. Drink for drink. Drink for drink. Rose A for Rose. Mm-hmm.

that would i'm i'm i'm all game yep we have challenges we'll have challenges for you to do after each drink yeah we have like that straight line test the police in america make you walk yes they have to um recite the alphabet yeah tongue twisters you are oh my god i'll get i will get can i get the day off the next day

we'll do it on a friday they have to play a game of darts do it on a friday does your mom smoke some darts no what about when she drinks No, I've never seen my mum have a cigarette Really? Good from her Doesn't mean she doesn't

Yeah, true, she could I just haven't seen her Well, genuinely I'm here for it That would be a good time Can I partake as a control subject? Oh yeah Yeah, we can see what that amount of drinks does To a normal person

That's funny Yeah, that's good time And then you guys can just drink too If you want See if you can keep up with Ella Oh, I don't know It's gonna be young I remember

Like to give you context, my mum, my mum went to this backpackers party once. These backpackers that worked for my dad at the time. They invited mum and dad over for a barbecue for Christmas or whatever. And mum's gone over there and they offered her a drink. And she's had this, she had one drink. Yeah. Oh, maybe, no, she had two. She had two drinks.

Was it a mix though? Did they mix it? No, so it was pre-mixed drinks. Oh, okay. She had two drinks and she vomited. in the bush. What? Oh, my gosh.

You know what drinks they were? Smyr-off double blacks? She had two of them. And she obviously didn't realize that they're doubles. And so she just thought she was having, you know, like a smir-ed-off rusky. What's the percent on those? Like six? The Smerd-off double blacks will roll you.

They're pretty strong. Yeah. Let me have a look. Smurdof double-black. Can we avoid them? 7%. Yeah. Is that a lot?

Yeah. Yeah, we didn't even have a full soju, Claude and I, each of us. But, Claude, you could say you were also feeling it. Yeah, but I had more to drink than you did throughout the night. Claudia was a hawk at the event. She was like... Can they call me a hawk? No, a hawk.

She's like, where's the food? Claudia was a slag at Lewis Cabot. It was like a seagull. Kissing on everyone. No, a hawk wanting food. Where's the food? Where's the food? A seagull. Yeah.

Yeah. Kind of like what I said, like a seagull. Yeah. I was deep on the food train I was just anyone that had food I was walking around me like where'd you get that Where'd you get that? And then she'd complain to get my food

You should have given some to Ella Yeah it sounds like it Lined her stomach God what do vegans eat before they go out on the past You become vegetarian And then you eat veggie stuff There were veggie pies I guess potato hot chips

Hot chips Hot chips Subway noodles You can Uber eats I know my Uber eat vegan places Sounds yum. Bow buns. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. You know what else sounds yum? Oh, here we go. Pepperoni pizza. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like. Bacon and eggs. No.

There's a line, Clint. Wicked wings. No. Protein. Being full. Man, your vegan jokes are so funny. Marishing your body. Guys, guys.

Every time. Not feeling faint. So fun. Keep going. You're so original, new. Not being trouble. iron being able to share

at a restaurant iron tablets just chew it on the iron tablets do you guys want to freshen up your ideas you're going to freshen up your nutrient intake that's why you're so hungover your body's lacking in nutrients to be fair I did have a piece of bread

when I ran out the door this morning my body would turn on me if I went out for a messy night and I got home and then fed myself hummus and carrots hummus and carrots Oh, yum.

No. You can't even eat yogurt. I hate yogurt. Yoga's fucking feral. It's like heavy glub. Yuck. Even the vegan shit. Nah.

All right. Let's bring this podcast up. Hell yeah. Beepi epit. Oh, no. I'm over this. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't want to hear it. We've got to recover from all that vegan shit. I have an apple. I have an apple. Uh. Come on, Ella. I have a pen. I have pineapple.

Pineapple pan. Apple pen. Pineapple pen. Pine pineapple, apple pen. Oh, so darn. Oh, so darn. The millennials are winning. All right.

Thoughts and praise. I'll see you guys next week Oh yeah, Clint's out I'm out boy No, you're back Friday Oh yeah, I'm back Friday You're back Friday But out tomorrow

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