ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd February 2025

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

 Undies, chainsaws, and inviting waaaay too many people to your party. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple, Spotify Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network Plus two Because Ellen and Claudia are here too Why are we the plus two? You guys are the plus two. Okay, we'll be the plus two. I'll be the plus two.

It'll be the Brian Clint Show plus Brian Clint. Oh, shit. You're mean, Taylor. You try and include somebody. Yeah. You know, they just throw it back in your fucking face. Your fucking face. Guys, guys, guys.

All right, tell us you love us. Thank you for my birthday present. It's not over yet. I know. I really you love us. Thank you for my birthday present. It's not over yet. I know. I really want to know what the rest of my birthday present is. That's one half. The girls got me lolly cake, caramel slice, and two pairs of my favorite undies,

which hashtag not sponsored, Skims. I never thought I'd be a Skims man, but I'm a Skims man, and not the kind that pull your tummy in. Well, I'm not against those. Spanks. That's Spanks. Skims man and not the kind that pull your tummy in. Well, I'm not against those. Spanks. That's Spanks. Skims do it too. Skims, Spanks, that would be, yeah.

Yeah, right. It's not those anyway. Yeah, no, it's normal undies. It's normal undies. I want to knock my other prisoners. It's a secret. It's coming. It's a chainsaw.

Is it? Oh, Ella. Oh, goodbye. That'd be good I'm a chainsaw guy now I was chainsawing yesterday Were you? Yeah

What did you chainsaw? I was chainsawing our Christmas tree That was laying dead in the backyard Because we had a green bin coming So you chainsawed it up so it would fit in the bin Exactly, exactly I chainsawed that baby up I don't think I've ever chainsawed

But I'm open to it It's quite scary Is there a guard on the back or is it just fully open? Nah, you can, yeah Some do Do you put your gumboots on for it? Yeah, I would It's quite an art, can I say, chainsawing

It's fucking dangerous It's so dangerous Have you got chaps? What? Not for chainsawing You know you need chaps? What? Not for chainsawing. You know you need chaps, eh? I don't do that much chainsawing. No, I know, but you still should get some chaps.

Yeah. Well, I do have some, but just not for chainsawing. The chaps have got Kevlar inside them, and if the chainsaw makes contact with the chaps on your leg, it instantly jams up the chain. It knocks the chain off the track. So it doesn't saw into your freaking leg.

Yeah, you're fucking gone if that happens. That's it. Game over. What a grim turn this has taken. Google why chainsaws were first invented. Do you know, Ella? Why the chainsaw was invented?

Oh, I do. It was to cut through a woman's pelvis so she could give birth. What if the chainsaw hit the baby? I hate this chat. Can we not? Just don't go down here. No, they cut off to the side. Stop.

That's great. That's fucking crazy. I love being a woman. I love being a woman. It's so fun. It's so fun. They don't do it now Oh sometimes They have to do certain things

They don't No Brie Not chainsaw No Brie Don't insinuate They still chainsaw A woman's pelvis apart Sometimes

It's not good They still cut you open Sometimes Sometimes Sometimes the baby cuts you open Yeah Sometimes you cut open From your front hole

To your back hole. Yeah, I know. Gooch, gone. That's it. You're a gooch-less woman. Gooch be gone. You're literally gooch-less. Was that the word you asked me to tell the office what it meant?

Was that the word? No. What was that? It was Brie. What did you ask? I thought it was gooch. C word? It was the C word.

The long C word? The C word. I guess. Oh,. The long C word. The C word. Lingus. Ah, that's right, yeah. Still don't remember. Anyway, sorry. That's such a fun word to say. It is.

And also to do. And also receive. I imagine. So I've been told. So I've been told. It seems fun. Looks fun. Depends who's doing it.

Yeah, true. Yeah. That can really impact the amount of fun. Tell me off the air again. No. Oh. Oh. She's finding out.

What is she doing? Jeez, long explanation. Nah. We've got it. Oh, were you guys? Ella! Dinner. Take away. Oh were you guys Ella I'm having

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You can literally chuck No you chuck a potato in the microwave If you're bored and lazy but you still want food, order from... You can literally chuck... No, you chuck a potato in the microwave. Fucking vegan food hacks are so good. That sounds so enticing. I have something to discuss. Yeah, and what's for dinner? A microwave potato.

Yeah, and then you chop up your spring onion or tomato. Cheese and sour cream. Sour cream, cheese, butter. All those mince. Olivari. A bit of mince. Salt and pepper. Bacon, some bacon. Bacon, bacon would be nice. That's not vegan. Oh, those mince. Mince. A bit of mince. Salt and pepper. Bacon, some bacon.

Bacon. Bacon would be nice. That's not vegan. Actually, good idea. I have something to discuss before we go. All right. I'll be the judge. Here we go.

Bring it up to the table. No, it's not a judging thing, but I'm a little bit worried about something. Proceed. And it's my fault. Okay, turn it around. You're worried about someone. Something that I feel like I've overcommitted. Okay, sum it up.

So this Thursday is Laneway, and I decided I was going to have a party at my house because it's right near or like close to where the venue is. And I reckon for the last three weeks I've invited everyone I know. And now I'm worried that the party is going to get out of control and there's going to be too many people. Laneway, doesn't it start at

like 12.30? So it's going to be a morning party. Nah, we're not going at 12.30. It's fine because no matter how many people you invited there's still going to be a cut off time. So there'll still be, when you leave, everybody leaves. You know? Yeah, right.

You'll still go, okay, I'm locking the house. I'm turning the power off so the DJ has to stop. So you go at 2.30, there's an end. Yeah. It's not like one of those parties that's going to drag on forever. Even if 100 people show up, it'll peak at 100 and then it will just very quickly empty. There just might be a lot of cans and bottles on your street that your neighbours hate you for.

Yeah, well, if it was a night time party, I probably should be more worried. How many people do you reckon you've casually invited? I invited a lot of people at the pals party on the weekend. Oh no. You know, once you have a few drinks, oh come on, it'll be great. Did you ask the pals people to cater it? No, but that would be so good. How good would that be?

I reckon I've invited, if you carry the one, maybe 40, 50. That's manageable. 50, 40 or 50. And, like, half the people don't show up. You invited me and I'm not coming. A lot of people won't come. You're not coming. No, I'm going to Roro.

He's going to do other things. Yeah, a lot of people won't come. I'll be there. Yeah, me too. Oh, okay. That's true. I was hoping for some pull-outs. Anyway, I'll update you guys on how it goes.

I dare you to uninvite someone. Megan. That's what I thought too. Should we call her and should I say that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me your number. Oh, this is so mean. I've invited too many people.

This is so mean. Is it okay if you don't call? Hey, would you mind not coming? I need to have a reason. Hang on. Because you invited too many people. Just say, is it okay if I meet you there instead? I need to call some people.

And because you're my good friend, would you mind not coming? Yeah. She'll know I'm bullshit. You're the only one I can ask. She'll know. Okay, I need to try and be serious. Okay. Her name in our computer was Margaret She must have been trying to win some prizes off the radio station that she works for

Your call has been forwarded to voicemail The person you're trying to reach is not available I'll leave her a message At the tone, please record your message When you have finished recording, you may hang up Hi Megan The person you're trying to reach is not available. I'll leave her a message. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up. Hey, Megan. It's just me.

Look, bit of a tough one. I am just realizing that on Thursday I have over-invited for the pre-party and I feel really bad doing this. It's gotten out of control a little bit. But I know obviously you're like one of my best mates, so I knew that you won't take this personally. But would you mind not coming? Maybe you and Sophie because that frees up a little bit of – yeah, because there is just so many people coming.

So let me know. Text me back if that's all good. But we can meet you there. We'll meet you there front, maybe right, left. Anyway, we'll figure that out later. All right. Thanks, mate. Love you.

Bye. They're going to know you're full of shit. Would you mind not coming? I'll meet you there. What was I meant to say? She was never not going to know that I wasn't full of shit. Let's be real. Can't wait for the update.

There was not in no world where she was going to be like, yeah, I know you're being serious. Anyway, if you're going to Laneway this Thursday, pre-party at Breeze. It's really near the venue. No, no. Plenty of space for everyone. I can't give you the address, but look for the bumpin' house party

about three blocks away from Western Springs. I've got a DJ covered. I know. Yeah, I've got to message him, actually. Bye. I'm having a party. A party for two. Party for too many, am I right?

50. Party for 50.