ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 3rd February 2026

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

It's Clint's bday celebration and he's got some hot All Blacks facts for you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi guys, welcome to the after party. We're back in our point. We didn't do an after party yesterday, did we? No, we were shagged. And we shagged today too, but, you know. How are you guys? They were shagging. No, we weren't shagging, although we did share an apartment yesterday.

Top and tailed in the bed, though. Did you lick Clint's feet? Ew. A little nibble? No one has ever. So I have no idea if I'm into that. Open your horizons. Yeah, come on.

expand your world. No, my horizons are fixed. Yeah, Valor. I reckon, I know, I know what Clint would like. Finger sucking. Nah, he's just got that look about him. Don't say pecking.

There's kids who listen to this, okay? Hey, you said it. You just said it. I didn't need to say anything. I said it's not that. Hey, oh. Speaking of which, it was my birthday on the weekend. And I received my wonderful, beautiful, very thoughtful birthday presents from the team today.

It was very nice. Including this very felic-looking cylinder, which is a banana transportation device. It's a tube with a kink in it, and you put your banana in it so it doesn't get bruised in your bag. You're handling that like a professional. I just think if...

It's a pretty good size, I reckon. Yeah, that's a hefty one. If a banana needs a carrying case, it's obviously a fruit that just isn't... Made for transport. Yeah. You say that, but a banana. on the go is so good.

It's self-contained. It's not messy. It's not self-contained because you've got the skin. You biff it out the window. Yeah, all the tennis plays. That's not the definition of self-contained. If there's something left over. You just don't have to add anything to it.

Aren't all fruit self-contained? Oh. Huh? Well, yeah. In a way. I would argue some fruits are better than others in terms of self-continants. Continants. But you know what I'm saying?

like orange terrible fruit fruit to take out of the house with you because you've got to peel it apples a good one apple's a good one of a grape berry that's got the sticks

oh yeah oh yeah berries have got the top something of strawberries blueberries blueberries I eat the whole kiwi fruit oh yeah you do for someone who has a weird fruit phobia

I know right skin no Kiwi fruits make give me a rash yeah same I get a little tongue tin give my daughter a rash too you do they yeah and then they make me go like this

Itchy throat. I got a rugby ball signed by former All Black Captain Sean Fitzpatrick. One of the great All Black captains. Hell yeah. Fancy. He was the first All Black captain to win a tour in South Africa in 1996, the year after losing to South Africa and the Rugby World Cup final in South Africa, where Nelson Mandela was at that Rugby World Cup final.

And the All Blacks had food poisoning. I just want to gauge how. How interested is everyone in this chat? Yeah, I zoned it. I'm interested because I bought the ball and I was like, oh, of course you are. I'm like, I wonder if Clint likes this one. And you do.

He also got in trouble. Well, he didn't get in trouble so much, but indulge me. This is kind of interesting. When New Zealand hosted the rugby world cup in 2011, Telecom, who I know more. They've now got another name. The phone company, I think it was Telecom, launched a campaign to support the All Blacks,

and it was, it was an abstinence campaign and their idea was No sex until the all blacks win the rugby world car You can't do that to people No they did Oh they did They did

You can't have that kind of control over people And it was the campaign was Sean Fitzpatrick Riding around in a giant thumb For some reason I don't know what I can't remember what the connection was Instead of having sex put a thumb up your bum It doesn't count if it's a thumb You know

Massage the prostate abstained for the whole campaign or Oh, that sounds That sounds catchy No sex till victory or some shit Anyway, it got It got panned It got panned

People were like, bro, this is fucked up That's so weird I love it Like leave him alone Why are you so interested In everyone's sex life? I... Ella, sorry, what?

I was just gonna say Noussen Mandela I was just googling him He was in prison for 27 years Ella's just finding out about the world That's crazy! Is this the guy who No

Oh Jesus Christ Oh Shack, can you take that out? Can you bleep that? Nope. Just bleep, don't call me. Can I suggest a topic that I'm interested in now? Yeah, yeah, I'm done.

I want to talk about the lesbian cafe we're all going to go to next week. What do I order? What do I wear? I'm so excited for all of us to be there together. And I've been thinking about it a lot. Because there's a couple of things. You're about to disinvite us? No, no, no.

We just got to keep the location a secret. So we don't want to overwhelm them. It needs to be a secret. I'm also still. concerned about taking Claudia. Why? Me too. She can't really control herself.

Like taking the dogs to a playground. Yeah, like she'll just piss on everything. You're crazy. Yeah. You should have seen... Like a bull in a china shop. You should have seen her at Ella's wedding. There was...

At Ella's wedding... There was an raging lady. So there was one lesbian that was single at Ella's wedding, right? That wasn't in our group of girls because, I mean, obviously, we had a group here from work that way. And I'm not...

Again. And I'm not shitting. you. I watched Claudia and other girls within our group. Three of them to be exact. Fight. Fight over this one single lesbian.

It was actually the most entertaining shit I've ever seen. They were all like, you know. Who got her? I... You can't have to name names. Was it Claudia? No. I was just enjoying the competition and then

that girl would keep going up to Bree and doing like the bullying flirting and I was like, well Obviously, Bruce freaking won this, so. Yeah, she bullied me so hard. And I was like, that girl hates me. You're like, I'm ineligible. Oh, it's fun to bully someone back though, isn't it? Was she Christch Lesbian Cafe-esque?

Nah. Different breed. Different breed. So I have been thinking about our trip to the Christchurch lesbian cafe. I'm sure Claudia will be on her best behavior. I promise. I thought, because I'm going down a day early, I thought I'd go and do a Riqui. No, you don't get to a Riqui.

You don't get to a Riqui. Get to do a Ricky without us. What if they've restaffed? Oh, true. They'll just bring in the new fresh ones. I'll go and get the layer of the land. No, no, no lay of the land for you. You should try the other ones when people were trying to guess which cafe it was.

They're like, oh, it's obviously this one. There was a couple of people that got it right, though. I don't do knockoffs. Did you see that? It was a few people that were spot on on the text machine. I wonder if I've been there because I went to uni for two years in Christchurch. True. You may have.

You may have. I mean, if you did, you would never go to any other cafe. That's the other thing. Not only is it staffed with wonderful lesbians. Wonderfully hot lesbians. They also do very good food. The food's spot on. Typical lesbians, eh?

Okay, I will go to the hot lesbian cafe with you guys. If you come to Port a shed with me in Christchurch. Oh, the vegan cafe. Are you buying? Okay, you don't have to come to the hot lesbian cafe. No, no, please. Guys. Oh, please.

Please come. Oh, it's like we're dragging her to see hot lesbians. No, no, no. I just really want to go to quartershed. So our only time to go to a cafe. Oh, no, it's going to be tough. In the morning. No one wants to go to a vegan cafe when they're hung over.

Oh, no, I go to the vegan one. Oh, yeah, that's risky. No, guys, just ignore the fact that they're vegan. We're going to the co-lounge on Saturday morning because we're flying out early. When are we going to get to go to the lesbian cafe? Saturday morning. When do you guys fly on? Here, let me check.

I have no idea. God, if we miss out, we need to make this work somehow. Change the flights. We're going to be late to the show on the Friday. Because I'm going a couple of times. Fuck off. I've got a table reserved. See, we get into Christchurch at 1230.

And we can have lunch there before the show. Yeah, yeah, we have lunch there. Yeah, that works. And so Saturday morning, we can quickly go to Port-a-Shed before our flight out. You will not. we're going to be hung over. We've got to be at the airport. What time?

Our flight back to Auckland is at 9.50 a.m. Oh, heaven. Fuck. Yeah. Which we could change. Can we change that? I mean, yeah. Oh, are they flexy flights?

I really want to sleep. I wouldn't mind change. Yeah, mine's a flixie. Let me check. We can get seats next to each other and we can linger each other. Anyway, guys, this is admin. This is not podcast chat. It's fun, though.

Oh, people love this shit. No, but it is, it is podcast chat because then they'll want the update. Yeah, yeah, we don't have to rebook our flights on the podcast, though. There's admin and there's admin. What's your earpoints?

Oh, my earpoints is fucking going off at the moment, guys. Yeah, Clinton's a world traveler at this point. Vegas. Yeah. Timaru. I can't believe you went to Vegas without us. I think I'd be great in Vegas.

Was there a Coru lounge in Timaru? No. Garting. It was the smallest airport you've ever seen. It was barely a building. There was a counter. It was quite cute. That had a hot water tap.

and a coffee machine and the coffee was free for everybody at the airport. Oh, that's so cute. I didn't know that. You said you bought me a mocker. Yeah, I did, yeah. You guys, here, I got you a mocha. I got Bree a mocha. It was like quarter to six this morning. And so we hadn't had breakfast and Bree had her mocha. Just a mocker. Not anything else, just a mocker.

Leave me alone. And then after our first flight, because it was two-legged flight, Bree was like, oh, man, I was absolutely pinging off that. Mocker? I couldn't sleep on the flight. Normally I get on an airplane, boom, straight to sleep. I was like, I am buzzing.

All right. Get out of here, you crazy cats. Okay, okay, okay. It's party time. I like that. Nah. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram, on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok,

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