ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd July 2024

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

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We're good. Yep. Oh! Keep it up. Uh-oh. Bree's got the guns out. Yeah, Bree! She's fanning her pets. My arms are so wide at the moment. I'm a bit sweaty this morning. I don't smell, though, because I put deodorant on.

Do you guys remember that? Ellie, were you here when that happened? When what happened? Clint's deodorant just stopped working. It just stopped working. What the? And I can't figure out if they changed the recipe or if I had, like, a hormonal change.

It can happen. Which meant that I was sweating through my deodorant. That was grim, man. Because I almost exclusively own dark grey t-shirts. So in the studio, it was just all sweaty pits. Yeah, nice. On video. He then went on this journey of finding an organic deodorant.

Oh, and did it work? No. They suck. Mornings Africa, baby. My wife is a beauty editor so she writes about beauty products and and that sort of stuff and she has written quite a lot about natural deodorants i didn't realize this but they natural deodorants do not stop you from sweating that's not what they do what do they do then job, a natural deodorant's job,

is to just make you smell nice when you do sweat. Oh, fuck that. Fuck that. So you still perspire. Because that's the difference between a deodorant and an antiperspirant. Well, why do they make a natural antiperspirant? But do you know how an antiperspirant stops you

from sweating? It clogs all your sweat glands? And do you know what it uses to clog it with? Ew, I don't want to know. I'm panicking. Aluminium. Ew. Oh, dear.

Shit. Oh, but I wash it out at the end of the day. No. I just put it on. You don't. It goes into your bloodstream. So if you're concerned about using too many products, that's why you would go to a natural deodorant.

I want to do that. But if you have sweaty pits like Bree and I, it's just not really an option. Well, I can't afford to get Botox in my pits can I That freaks me out even more That's the real solution I really want to get Botox in my skull Ew

Like where my hair is Why Because I'm such a head sweater So I'd just be interested to see Wouldn't it tense your scalp It's the only place that I get really sweaty is like my my scalp and my face the rest of my body i don't really sweat and it's just so annoying do you reckon a man could get botox in his ball set yeah and just smooth that whole thing out wouldn't it just pierce it right through oh true could bust it

like a balloon yeah like a hacky sack anyway ella you said you had a game you wanted to play that's nasty yeah yeah i saw it on tiktok so i won't take the credit okay um so basically it's the game where one person either leaves the room or takes the headphones off the other three or the other people in the room try come up with something that they all have something they all share in common either an object or whatever it is so for example, you could do phone, right? The other person comes back in and then they look at person one, Clint. And Clint, you say, it is dirty because phones are dirty. Okay, cool.

Next person would say like, it's old. Other person could say it's new. And then the other person kind of has to guess so you each give me a clue yeah okay yeah but it's funny because it's like a bit controversial not controversial it's a bit on one scale what's the word like it's old and new doesn't matter what it is let's play it okay i'm gonna take my headphones off okay okay okay what are we thinking? What do we all have? Potato. Yeah. We all have it.

Nice, nice. Clint. All right. You're going to have to go on tap. Throw something at him. Yep. Oh. Okay, he's there. Okay.

Okay. He's back. Cool. Nice. Back again. Okay, who's giving me my first clue? Ellie. Go Ellie. Cool Back again Okay who's giving me my first clue Um Um Ellie Go Ellie

Oh Don't give it away Don't give it away Can I I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with a guess Before you say anything Okay

Is it tits or bits You guys are so fucking predictable No You guys are so fucking predictable No It is not Give me your clues Is it dirty? Is it old? Candy

Comes in many Shapes and forms Okay Thanks for the clue Brie Ella New and forms. Okay. Thanks for the clue, Brie. Ella? Uh, new,

uh, excuse you. I just got that. Ellie? Might need a haircut. Bald. I'm going to go, I'm going to take a wild swing in the dark And suggest it's a vagina Nice one Nope it's an anus

Okay I'll have a go So we need to figure out something That we have that Brie doesn't have Do you have a shark demat? Damn it, because Clint and I do Do you have a cat? Oh, yeah Perfect

That would be really confusing Yeah, cool Hi, welcome back Okay, thank you for having me Who's giving me a clue? Mine needs a wash. Ew. Okay.

Yours needs a wash. Or at least a good groom. What the fuck? Mine. So you all have this thing. Mine's moody. That was going to be my one. Cat, sorry.

Nice, yeah, weird. Technically, the term was pousse. Pousse. Balloon, pousse. Pousse. Pousse. Pousse. Sorry, we're just looking at this person we know out there smoking cigarettes at like 9am.

This person who we know who stopped smoking like 20 years ago. And now. Back on the darts. And then sort of slowly transitions. I'm just having a few. And now it's 9am. I reckon that's their third one of the day, by the way. You reckon? I wonder how many.

Do you reckon they wake up and go outside for a cigarette? Yes, I do. Really? Yeah. I had a friend, it's a mutual friend actually, with this person whose day began, every day their day began with a cigarette and a V. Ew. Wow.

I don't like that. Sorry. No judgment. Health is wealth. Okay, Ellie, do you want to give this a go? Yep. Mic off for Ellie. What's something we all have?

I was going to say anxiety but Clint doesn't have anxiety. And she does. And she does. Oh, full time job. Good one. Ellie! She doesn't at the moment.

She's back. No shade intended with this at the moment. Yeah, that's good. All right, she's back. Okay. Okay, hit me. No shade intended with this, by the way. Oh, no, I want to be done. Mine. Mine. Oh, how do I explain this? I like mine. I enjoy mine.

Okay. Yeah. I enjoy it. Yeah. What about you? I do too, but I need to give you a different fact about mine. Mine. Mine is valuable Mine is

What's the word? Responsible I love it, but responsible. Although it might not seem like it, quite time consuming. Yeah, that's good. Job? Yeah! Oh, my God!

It's good, it's good. Love it. Okay, Ella, you're last. All right, I'll take it. Okay. All good. Love it. Okay, Ella, your last. All right, I'll take my headphones off. Okay. All right. Life experience? That'd be hard, I reckon.

So she's got some, it's not fair. How much out of 100% do you reckon she's got? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know what it is? What? Mortgage. Wait, is the game something that all of us have that the other person doesn't? Yes.

That's why I knew it was going to be vagina. I didn't know that element of the game. I don't think I did either. But it works. Okay, let's go with that. That's why the Ellie one was funny. Yeah, gotcha. So what did you just say?

Mortgage. Mortgage. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah. Ella. Yeah. All right. Hi. Hi. Mine's huge

Epic House I don't know Mine Although I love it I also fucking hate it Yeah nice Mine

Is very interesting Morgan Morgan Mine is very interesting. Mortgage. What the fuck? What did you say? Huge? Huge. You said what? I love it, but also hate it.

Yeah, mortgage. I feel privileged to have it, but I can't wait until it's gone. Can't fucking stand it. That's a good game. Is that fun? I think it's a podcast game. I think it's too slow for fucking stand it. Yeah. Oh, that's a good game. Is that fun? I think it's a podcast game. I think it's too slow for a radio game. Yeah.

Okay. Good drinking game. But, Ella, because Ella's been on this journey for the last two years to invent a game for the show. I'm not going to even repeat some of the words. I want to repeat one of them to experienced producer Ellie. Can I do it? There's been some beauty.

Actually, you explaining it is way better. I don't know if this is the one you're thinking of, but I think this has legs. So I don't know about you, but my mum, and I believe mumma Di, parents have weird photos in their camera roll. And they don't go through it and they don't delete it, right? Like mum will have receipts or a zoomed-up photo of a chair or just so much crap.

So the idea was we call mama die up, somehow we organize it. So this is where it gets technical and probably not the best idea. Yeah, it's a bit wordy so far, but you know. Get to the point. The thing is to, like, is this, like, two truths in one light. Is this on mama's die camera roll or is it not kind of thing? So you pick three random things like horse riding a cat, a meme or someone on a surfboard.

And one of them is in the camera roll. So Mama's Die would give us the three options. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like two truths, one lie. Like what is Mama's Die in the camera roll? That's not your worst idea. That wasn't your worst one. What was that one game where all of us were like.

We have to impersonate inanimate objects. She's like, so I would do an impersonation of a banana. Oh, yeah? How do you do that? On the radio. Yeah, it's a bit visual there. Yeah, so let's say like would a microphone be like. And we would have to guess that she was a banana.

So, like, would a microphone... You tell me if this was my impression of a microphone. Hi, guys. Can't believe it. But that's how I think a microphone would sound. Yeah, it's good. I like it. Oh, yeah?

I just want to add some... It's so open to interpretation. Yeah, it's hard without the visual cues, I'd say. I'm getting better. I'm going to find one. You know what game I did, I came up with that I think is kind of like that game, but way better? Yeah.

What? So, so. But what is it? I was about to talk about our worst game we ever invented, but what is it? Hey, I say we bring that back. Bring it back. So my game that I reckon would be good yeah and i reckon it's a great radio game because it's quick and it's also like an audio based game yeah is that

i make a noise not with my mouth but with an object or with something and then the person playing has to create that noise the best they can oh yeah this is on TikTok. Oh, yeah. Okay, so ready? So Ellie. Okay. That was good. But you should say what you're doing, right? Okay, so I'm going to flick this mug. Okay. The first one was better. This is a good game. This is a good game.

Okay, and then I go, all right, Clint, I'm going to ring this little bell. Boom. And then I go, all right, Clint, I'm going to ring this little bell. Oh. I love it so much. That's funny. I want to do one. Should we play it tomorrow morning? Yeah, give me one.

Or do we wait when we're back on drive where people aren't as judgmental? Yeah, probably. Oh, my gosh, yeah. People are judgmental. Nothing against the breakfast listeners. I just feel like there's people that don't listen to our show as often, so I'm a bit more scared. You've got to do the tried and true stuff you know is going to work.

Ella, here's the car keys for you. I want a turn. I want a turn. Okay, Bree. Oh, here we go. Some scissors. Chunk, chunk, chunk. Just to take it out and to prove that not every idea is a good idea,

here is the intro to the worst game that we ever invented and actually tried to play. It's a great game. What is it? Tell me, but what is it? What? What is it? Tell me, but what is it? What is it?

A game where we would put an object on a chair and the person playing would be blindfolded and they would have to sit on it and be able to tell what the object is with only their ass. Is this during lockdown? No. No, it's not. This is when we first started the show.

Yeah, we really kicked off the show with it, didn't we? That's pretty cool. Did we actually play it on air or did it ever actually not make it to air? We played it on our test shows. I don't think it ever made it to air. Do you know where it fell over? It fell over in two places. It's visual.

No, it can exist without being visual so long as you let the audience know what it is. Yeah, right. We used a padded seat, which was an issue. So it took a bit of the pressure out of it. You couldn't get the right feel on the butt cheek. And nobody put any effort into organising the objects. We just used shit from around the office. So it was like stapler.

If you got good objects. Whereas if you went and got rugby ball. A cake. Pool ball cake. Cake is a great one. That's funny. Like I feel like it could work. Is this cake?

Yeah. And we could have a wheel where we spin it to find out if it's a wet or dry object. Oh, fun. Do we bring this back? And Ella, just to make you feel better, don't worry. I have pitched thousands of ideas for games that have never made it. But you're getting closer. Thank you.

And you guys are creating an environment where I don't feel scared to pitch stuff. I love when you pitch games. Yeah, it's fun. I love it. I found this as a special but what is it sting. Oh, mama mia. I say we bring that game

to the end. Finally. It's time. Not in breakfast though. Not in breakfast. Tell me but what is it? But what is it? I like this part.

Tell me but what is it? But what is it? It's going to happen. Six years in the making. Finally, we'll make it to here. Two podcasts out. Other one comes out now too. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow.

Bye. Bye.