ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 3rd July 2025

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

The girly pops are back in charge and laying down some ground rules. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's not funny. Yeah, that's a classic now from Ella Sheppapad. Sorry, Ella Surat. I'll delete it. I'll scrub it from the... No, don't. I want to keep it forever. I'm going to make it my ringtone.

Welcome, guys, to the podcast after party where Clinton is awake because he's hurt his neck at the gym. Right. Hurt his neck at the gym. So is the girls today. One of the most embarrassing reasons to call in sick for work. I mean walking in the pole. True that was also true. What did you say?

Pathetic reasons? I said embarrassing. Oh sorry. We do hope he's okay. We cope through humor to be honest. No, yeah, no we do. We wouldn't make these jokes to his face as well. Oh, we have. And we did.

We have and we did. It's all been done. It's been a fun show. He didn't even do anything. He just did a gym set and then hurt himself. Yeah. He didn't even have a fall. Wasn't even cardio day.

It was leg day. Just lifting things. Oh my god, I've hurt myself with a gym too many times. Yeah, I can't talk. I'm in chronic pain. What's the 411 with everyone at the moment? What's the most interesting thing that's happening in your guys life? I've got one I actually have one. I don't think I've spoken to you about this I was talking to Ella about it So I went to the Gold Coast a couple of weeks ago and on the flight back I sat next to this guy and his friend and we literally chatted the whole three hours back, which is two How have you not told me this? I love stories like this

Yeah, so he just came and sat down and he's like, you're going to hate that we're here. And I was like, am I? And then we literally, his friend kind of zoned out and was like, I'm sick of this. Because they had such a huge day of travel. They weren't supposed to leave from the Gold Coast. They were supposed to leave from a different Australian city. And then their flight got cancelled. So they had a huge day. So she checked out, but he was in. We spent literally three hours just like giggling, like he laughing, like he was showing me all the photos in his camera roll, just like look I love Sydney, like this is where I was and like all these things.

And then added each other on Instagram after and then over the weekend. Show me. Before you think this is a new man and Claudia's life. Yeah this is not a dating situation. Oh is he gay? Yeah he's a bit gay but he's still. It's still very exciting. Still very fun to make a new friend. It's still very exciting. But I didn't want you to be thinking Claudia's got a boy.

Yeah, no, I was kind of thinking that. Was his friend also gay? Nah, she didn't give me gay. I don't know. You never know. I actually don't know how they know each other. Oh my god, imagine if I know them. Apparently he was on New Zealand's Got Talent. If anyone's seen that, he was the young, he was like a teenager and he was like, oh my God, imagine if I know them. Apparently he was on New Zealand's Got Talent.

If anyone's seen that, he was the young, he was like a teenager and he was an opera singer. But we messaged and we caught up for coffee over the weekend. So I've made like an actual real friend. That's such a fun meet you as well for like a friendship. Yeah, one of my friends happened to be on the same plane as me, but she was a few rows ahead and after which she's like, how did you know him?

And I'm like, I've never met him in my life. Oh, that's so fun. Got on like a house on fire. So does he live in New Zealand? Yes. Yeah. So he lives in Auckland. Lives in Auckland. Oh, that's so fun. He just loves Sydney. So he was over in Sydney. Yeah.

It was great. That never happens. No, it really doesn't. Like after that, I went to an actual friends making thing and I was like my goal is to get one person to- What's a friend making thing? Yeah, you missed this part when you were away. So you know how we talked about doing those dinners? There's the Time Left app and we were looking at like you meet up with five strangers for

dinner. I had signed up for those twice and then both times double booked myself so I had to cancel them but I found this other thing called Dear Community, and it's like a New Zealand based, it's in all the major cities, and you can pick different events, you can do like a book club, or like just meet for coffee or whatever,

and I chose a quiz night, because I was like great time to talk to people, you know? And if you've got nothing to say, you have a quiz to do, it's perfect. That is good. My goal was to get at least one person's Instagram, so I can like make some friends, you know? I just feel like I need to make some more friends.

And I got there and had a great time and then we were all about to leave and I was like, oh, now's the time. Pulled my phone out of the pocket and then everyone's like, well, it's nice to meet you all, bye! And then just everyone was like leaving. It's like, never mind.

Was there one person you were vibing with that you thought you were like, that's the person's Instagram? Probably, there was actually, yeah. And I should have asked, but I think she was also a bit nervous and we just didn't ask, but it was cute. I had a great time, but I didn't make any friends,

but it was lovely. You need to go back though. She might be thinking the same thing. True, she might. I'll go back. And she had a unique name. I could probably actually search her up. Ooh.

Can I remember her name though? Oh my God, this bitch is fucking stalking me. I thought I got away. It's been two weeks, why are you messaging me now? But maybe I'll do another one and actually make some friends. That's fun. Or I'll just go on another plane. That's so exciting.

I've already got enough friends. I've got at least six friends. That is a lot of friends. Yeah, Rachel, Ross, Chandler. What does Chandler do? I think he's a trans sponsor. That sounds like a real job. Yeah, Joey, do you know my friends?

Yeah. Yeah, Joey. Yeah. Jenice? Is she still hanging around? Fuck no, I'm not friends with Jenice. Monica is my other friend. I love Monica.

I only know them through Gunther, but. Oh yeah, that's it. We all meet up at this coffee shop most afternoons and hang out. Central, Central... Central Perk. Perk yeah. It's just that one on the corner. Great shot.

Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Sometimes we play in the fountain and... With umbrellas. Yeah. So how you doing, Brie? I'll be there for you.

Is it you Ella that thinks there's five claps in that song? No, I read it in like a Friends merch thing that was like giving me info and it was like five claps. No, it was four. But then everywhere else says four and I kind of agree. But it's just weird that the official DVD box. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. I know. I'm pretty sure it's four. How many

claps in the Friends song? They must have made so was gonna be this way. You got five, no, you got five. It's four, it's definitely four. It's four, it's four. Definitely, 100%. I don't remember the last time I watched Friends, I gotta be honest. I do go through seasons. They took it off Netflix.

Oh, stink. What was I asking? How much did the Remembrance? Rembrance. Rembrance. Rembrance Rembrance make from what's the song called? I'll be there for you. I'll be there for you. When the rain starts to fall. Oh can we talk about your vetoes? Because I'm not happy with that.

For context, Claudia has about four now vetoes. Yeah we did make a rule that we had like one thing that we could refuse to do. As part of like the radio show. Yeah because you yeah it can't be a party pooper if you say no to everything and my one thing turned into I think we've got to five things. Can you please listen because I'm not happy. My first one is I don't want to dance on camera. That's valid. Which is my main one.

I'm almost there with you on that. I believe you said, I don't want to dance for no fucking man. I'm not going to dance for the man. I'm not going to dance for the fucking man. Yeah, that's what I said. What was my second one? No Love Island. I don't want to talk about it.

I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to know about it. I could not care less about it. No toots in the studio. That I don't like. Apparently now I can't want to talk about it. I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to know about it I could not care less about it No toots in the in the studio. I don't like apparently now I can't fart. I've already yelled at you for farting in there Yeah, I know It's a body thing. It's not good if I have a you know around the corner You know around the corner in the corner of the room. No, you have to leave the room I don't want to do it in the office. But you can't walk out into the office and toot. Go to the bathroom then.

I'm not going to the bathroom just to release a fart. Our room is a little glass box with like one fan that swirls the air around, so if you fart in the corner you might as well fart right next to me. Just kind of open the door and just pfft. She's done that but then she like crop dusts it back inside. I just am very anti-fart. I don't like when air feels dirty. It makes me feel like I can't breathe.

Very anti-anti-fart. Are are you like how are you with germs? I'm okay with germs It's literally air and I don't like hot air. I have a thing about not being able to breathe That's my biggest fear is not being able to breathe Oh, don't... Real! Was that a real flash? I got one! Okay, I'm actually... ...actually leaving. Why do you want to get out? You guys can finish the whole thing.

Is that your run real? Yeah. Did you hear mine? Yeah. Yours is much smaller, but it was there. It was there. Oh, that was so funny. Oh shit, come on Claudia, come back in.

It's all right, we're nearly done. I love you being back, Bree. I have to go to Vito. Well, I only, I didn't know that Veto until now, so I didn't. Look, Ella's loving it. This is the best day of Ella's life. Disgusting. Do you have any Veto's, Bre?

No, I don't think so. So I do my joke Veto again. Do you guys think I have any Veto's? Yeah, your sky jump, sky diving. Yes, sky diving is a Veto. Or anything to do with shaving my head or my hair. Yeah. Nothing, and that's-

Don't touch your eyebrows. Do not my eyebrows. Yeah. Would you, for the right reason, would you get a tattoo? Yes. Okay, piercing? Piercing, yep. That's all good. I feel like you wouldn't do another bungee. Pissing? Pissing, yep.

Yep. That's all good. I feel like you wouldn't do another bungee jump, but you've already done two, so. Done two. Don't even do one anymore. I've done them. Yeah, I've done them.

Yeah. But that wasn't a veto. Like that was something where I was like, oh, I probably would do that, but not skydive, no. See, I would skydive. I wouldn't dance on camera, but I would skydive. No, I was gonna say, people haven't died bungee jumping. People have died skyd. I was gonna say people haven't died bungee jumping. People have died skydiving all the time.

Definitely died bungee jumping. I don't think so. Yeah, but it's mostly because the cable had issues. Yeah, yikes. Many people. I definitely wouldn't do a bungee jump. I felt sick when we made Bree do one. Oh, that scream you did was bone chilling.

I felt terrible. Off the Harbour Bridge when we made you bungee jump? We were so proud of you. It was so scary. I didn't want to do that. While it's difficult to pinpoint an exact number of bungee jumping fatalities due to inconsistent reporting, the risk of death is very low. Several sources say that the estimated death ratio is around one in 500,000 jumps.

Oh, wow. Okay, so now let's do... Sky. Skydiving. Skydive. Which is funny, I do skydiving over bungee. What is it? One in 500,000.

Yeah. Is it half a million? Yeah. Yeah. Let's see, skydiving. Skydiving is statistically a relatively safe sport, but fatalities do occur. According to the United States Parachute Association,

there were nine skydiving fatalities in 2024. Out of approximately 3.88 million jumps, this translates to a fatality rate of about 0.23 per 100,000 jumps. So that's 0.23, so that's one point something like 1.2 per 500,000. So 1.2 versus the six, was it for bungee jumping? The one in 500,000. You have lost me. So it's safer.

No, I just don't know. No, it's not. Wait, how many was there in bungee jumping? Bungee jumping, one in 500,000. Oh yeah, okay, so it's only slightly more dangerous. It's slightly, yeah, according to these very loose statistics. But it's still not dangerous. I love the like, due to bad reporting, they're like, oh, don't talk about that. Well I think it's because in some countries, they're, in some cultures, they do the bungee jumping from, like, where, you know?

It's like a rite of passage. Which is not the bungee jumping from like where, you know, which is not the bungee jumping we're talking about. Like where they tied themselves with like a tree root or like a vine or something and the rope is too long and they hit the ground and it's like a part of their culture. You know what I'm talking about? Yes, I do. I don't know who it is. But yeah, it's like an age ceremony, I think. Oh, hold on, let me go over. Where did I learn about that? Tick tock.

It's been on TV and stuff. It's in the Encyclopedia Britannica. Did you ever have one of those, Ella? Did you have an encyclopedia as a kid? No, I wish I did. It was so fun. Vanuatu. And they call it land diving. Oh. In Vanuatu, And they call it land diving in Vanuatu where divers jump off cliffs and vines are

tied to their ankles. And I think they do it to hopefully it gives them good luck for a bountiful yam harvest. There you go, that's the tradition. I don't think I've ever had a yam. Yams are quite good. I've had a parsnip. Is that similar? No. Oh I thought it was. Yams, the one in America where on Thanksgiving they put marshmallows on top? Yes. What? That's strange. Have you had that before? Yes. Is it yum?

Yes, yum. Okay. Yeah, it's quite nice. How long did you live in America? Two years. Oh wow. Couple of years. That's nice. That's so fun. Yeah. That's cool. It was years. Oh wow. A couple of years. That's nice. So fun. Yeah. That's cool. It was awesome. Good experience. Do you have any vetoes Ella? Oh yeah we need to ask you. What are your vetoes? I mean obviously just like I don't want to eat meat but I don't think that should be a veto.

I don't think we would ever force you to eat meat though. I feel like. I was happy to eat your cobbloaf. Oh gotcha yeah but we didn't force you. No made that decision. Exactly. I'm fine with that. I do feel awkward at times, like being in videos. But you're so good at it. I know. Why do I have a passion or like a good talent? But I'm shy. I'm shy. No, I don't know. Yeah. Not really anything or nothing you can think of.

Oh, maybe like, I like pranks, but and we do it well. We execute it well. Not really anything nor nothing you can think of oh Maybe like I Like pranks, but and we do it well we execute it well, but I mean in the world of radio Like I want a good prank. I don't want to put people down. Yeah We're good we're safe on that but you do a nerdy run no Depends on what for I could not not think of anything I wanna do less. Same. I don't wanna be filmed. Why do I want to, I wanna what, take all of my support off of my body

and then let everything hang free. And then run. What would it be for? No thanks. Not really. That was the radio we grew up with and like when I first decided, yes, I wanna be in radio, that was one of the things that I was so scared about. I always was like I don't want to be on air so producing is probably the right path and I was like

but they always make the producers do the nudie run I don't want I'd rather get a piercing. Oh with runs though I didn't enjoy the 150 meter run. No 100 meter run. That was hard. I hated that. It was hard. That actually was anxiety inducing. Yeah. I need a run. We need to never bring that up in front of Clint because he wants to do another one. It's just because he wasn't in the first one. He wants to race us.

We'll let him win. Yeah. Yeah. What if we didn't run? We should do it and then be like, well, we'd let you win. He would lose that. He'd be like, no, we'll do it again then. Do it again.

Okay, well. So fun. I'll lose that. He would lose that. He'd be like, no, we'll do it again then. Do it again. Oh. Okay, well. So fun. I'll respect your veto, Bree.

I'll respect some of your vetoes, Gord. No, you've got to respect them. Can you just respect Love Island? I'd rather hear about Love Island than have you fart in the room. Oh, what the heck? Fine. Fine? Fine. Okay. I think I would rather die on camera. I'm not gonna fart in the room. Oh, what the heck? Fine, fine, fine. I do, okay.

I think I would rather dance on camera. I can't fart in this room either, Ella. That sucks, you're limiting me. That's fine, I respect you, I hear you. Thank you. Appreciate that. Cool. But I'm allowed to fart, so.

Oh, bloody double fucking standard day. The audacity of it. All right, on that note, I've gotta meet my friends at Central Perk so I better go. Got a fountain to play in. Yeah sorry guys, catch ya!