ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd July 2026

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

We're not usually doing these hours so we've gone straight to the experts to get tips and tricks (and hacks) on how to survive it. PLUS the omelette life hack you never knew you needed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi guys, welcome to the after party. Bree and I are in the studio. I'm going to make a prediction. I reckon our producers are too shy to be part of the podcast today. There's a whole room of people out there. Can you perform with an audience? We usually do. Always.

Every day, baby. Okay. Well, let's ask them a question that they wouldn't want to answer in front of hex of people. Tell us about the time you lost your virginity. I've already told you about that and that was off here. And I'll never tell you. Oh, I've never heard of that. And I've still got mine.

Yeah. Oh no, no one liked that joke. Okay. They're like, bro, you've got children. It's not too quick. Yeah. IVF could be a thing though. Huh?

What? Huh? I just pictured Clint's wife Lucy refusing to have sex with him and forcing him to go to an IVF clinic. We don't have fertility issues. She just doesn't want to do it with me. She's like, I just don't want to go near the bed.

Because you don't have pajamas. Poor Clint. I will carry your children. but you cannot. But don't touch me. But not manually. Don't you get, dare get anywhere near me.

God, you guys give me a hard time on this show. Will she kiss you at least? None of your fucking business. Do you guys tongue kiss still? Stop it. Isn't it? You know when you're in a long-term relationship,

like the art of tongue-kissing? I think we've been married for nine years. Yeah. Yeah, a little cheek-neck out? Do you still give her a tongue-y? Um, again, none of your business. Do you still do a tongue-ie? Here and there

And what about kissing? Yeah Here and there Wait Ryan and I have little makeouts You would though You would You bloody would You are and I mean this with all due respect

You're a Randy Gen Z reformed Christian I wish I was randia Former churchgoer You know you're like rabbits you too Is Ryan a boobs or butt man I think both I really don't know Both

I hate where people say both. I'm like, pick a side. I was just implying that she's got both. You can be both. You can be both. I wish I had more of a butt. I'd say you a boo guy. Both just means you're a curves person, doesn't you? I think you just can't make a decision.

Clint, what are you? Claude, what are you? Ass man. Me too. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. I've got my... Claudia the ass man. I've got my own girls. Don't interest me that much. Fair enough.

I mean, boobs are great, whatever, but I've got my own. I think boobs are great. I don't reckon. Yeah, okay. I understand the logic. Yeah. Is that how gay guys operate too? They're like, I'm not into willies.

I've got my own. Depends if they're a top or a bottom. Because yes. Oh, yeah. But bottoms, yeah. Top does. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm good. Clint's uncomfortable now.

Yeah, he gets all right. Look, he's so uncomfortable. He's like, all right, all right. It sounds homophobic that that's the point that I got uncomfortable. It was more the cumulative amount of. Oh, sure it was. Mm-hmm You go home, Klanch

God, this is a saucy podcast for Friday And make out with your lovely wife Okay, I will, I will but only because you said so Lucy We have to because Ella told me to it Clint calls in sick on Monday Because Lucy's punched him in the throat You can kiss me

But I will not open my mouth I refuse Claudia, you go kiss someone too Who'd love to? Who's love to? Who's got exciting? plans for the weekend. Alice going home for a five-hour nap.

We did the morning show again today, which it's okay that you're finding it hard. I was saying to the girlies in here. Yes. I'm so angry. The girlies out there are the girls that usually do the mornings too, the early mornings. Do not say it in front of them?

Do they have any advice for you slash us about these early starts? Because the alarm's about 4 a.m. for us, guys, at the moment. Yeah, don't nap. I think napping is what is messing you up. No. You need to get into a rhythm. I have dinner at four every day. Do you?

Yeah, every single day. In bed at eight? I'm the grandma of the show. I go to bed really, really early. What time? I'm in bed at six. Oh, six. Wow.

And then I post a little poll. Stay tuned for Fletch, Gordon, Haley, back July 20th. Yeah. This is Shannon, by the way. Oh, yeah, I'm Shannon. And then I post everything. Check we're not being cancelled. reply to a few messages and then I'm off.

Check we're not being. Bella, what time do you do our cancellation checks? Never. If you don't check, you're not cancelled. Yeah, I don't go. Yeah, tell you. Okay, all right, so don't nap, but then the flip-sided go to bed unhumanly early.

Well, that's the thing. I'm fine with naps. Naps is the thing that gets me through the day. You're not fine with naps because you're struggling to wake up from them. No, I'm not. The thing about napping. I don't reckon two hours is a nap. I think that's asleep.

Take it from someone. I did breakfast for a number of years and as soon as you start napping, you're done for because then you don't go to sleep early enough and you don't get deep enough sleep at night time to then put you back in the cycle. I get that point. The early morning thing is so interesting to me and what it would do to your body and the rhythm that you have to get into. And I always think about like our guys who get up early and then the people like Mike Hosking who would get up at like three. Do you keep doing it on the weekend? Do you keep your body in a rhythm? Because they say you should go to bed at the same time and wake up at the same time every day.

Did your body wake you up? Shannon, Carlin? Yeah, so I get up just after 3.30 normally every day. Weekends I tend to wake up like 4.30. I'm sleeping. That's outrageous. I get it, but that's outrageous. What about you, Carlin?

Yeah, I do. I still wake up, but I can force myself back to sleep. But I also don't go to bed as early as Shannon does. On normal day, I'm like in bed at quarter to nine. and then I sleep by 9.30, so I'm bad. I don't get enough sleep in general. I also, I do cooked breakfast every day before work, so I get hungry. What?

I make eggs every month. Guys, stay tuned. I make a jomlet. It's the greatest life. What's a jomlet? Bro, I pre-mank an omelet in a jar, shake it up, and then every morning I pour the jar into a pan. I have a jomelette every morning. Hell yes.

I love this. I'm going to start jomlottet. It's life-changing. I was going to make pre-made breakfast burritos and then put them in, and would, like, freeze them. How many days of Jomelot can you make in advance? Do you make three or four jars of Jomelette? No, just two.

Two? Because I asked my response word out, It's Fletch-Shorn and Haley, and they said two felt like enough. But I wonder how long they could keep in the fridge? I don't know. I should test. Shannon doesn't have a good enough fridge.

Her fridge is a mini-bar fridge. It's a mini-bar. It's like this big. And it freezes everything. Oh, so you can only fit two Jomelette. Why do you not have a regular-sized fridge? We're really delving into my law on this. Oh, I live in like a, we call.

call it Myth Manor on the show. It's 37 metres squared. It's like, it's not really a room. It's a tiny little, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's not room for a bigger fridge. It's not out of poverty. It's out of, it's out of size necessity. It's like you're living in Manhattan.

Yeah, I'm not allowed another fridge. It's in my lease. What the hell? That place isn't very stable. It'll go out. No, no, yeah. But like I love it. The electricals wouldn't support a regular size fridge.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're learning a lot here, guys. But John Lent's are the way to go. So, therefore, on the weekends, I wake up at 4.30 and I'm like, man, I need some eggs. I'm going to make a few jars of jomlet when I get home. I'm going to put red onion in there.

Mushroom. ham, mushroom. I do feta. And maybe a bit of tomato. That is good in an omel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The tomato holds up, man. Yeah, spinach is good.

I'm going to do that. Ella, you're not going to nap. She can do whatever she wants. She's an adult. I'll try. I'll go to my grandmas, give her some seedlings, and then sleep I don't know

Oh watch Love Island That's what I'll do I saw this meme yesterday It said no matter how bad my life gets I will never watch Love Island And I was never related to something so much You and I used to watch it We used to watch it

It's gotten a bit me It's got in me It's got a me Yeah It's alright I don't know if you can say that Isn't this like the first One of the first seasons you've watched

No I'm OG I watch Molly May's season Did you? Did you watch That was so good Darvidee? Yes, Eken Sue,

oh, that's when I spoiled Okay, so you are Okay, You can sue and Darvadee was where Love Island peaked for me Yeah. And then I was like, never really.

Who spoiled that show for you guys? I was brand new. You are liar! I was like, You are liar? You are liar? Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out.

Yeah, anyway. And I thought they were forever. And they went. Okay, anybody want to share anything else before we go? Hi.

Who is that? Georgia. Georgia. See, I told you there was an audience today. Everyone else was joining in and I was just sitting there on my phone. What are you doing for your weekend, Georgia? Mom and Dad are here, actually. Oh, lovely. Oh, that's fun.

So hanging out with them, Toy Story tonight? This might be the biggest cat. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you going to Toy Story with your parents tonight? No, me and the girls. Me and the girls are off to Toy Story tonight. They're leaving all their kids behind, hanging out with me. Oh, fun.

And then tomorrow, Mom and Dad arrive. And it's going to be a little bit of fun. Do we reckon there's a porno called Sex Toy Story Story? story, there would be, eh? Who there would be, but I don't want to see Woody naked. Do you reckon he wouldn't have a rig? Oh, he would have a rig. Yeah, they have a Woody 24-7.

Everyone's making the podcast as well. So Chris Bradley from Tech Support. Hi, Chris. Hello, I don't have much to say. I'm just the tech guy. Yeah, it's just nice to have another man's voice on the pod. Yeah, yeah. It's very rare.

Well, it's great to be here. Thank you. Oh, he's got a manly voice. He feels outmanlying me. I'm actually off the back end of a cold, so. Wouldn't be hard Fuck you say mean shit to me You were mean to me today

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