ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd June 2025

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

Producer Ella is back from her honeymoon in China and is saying some outrageous things...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brian Clint the podcast Special intro to welcome back a special girl Ella's back from honey mo What's up, I missed you and you and you did you buy anything Did you get a present? Oh, yeah, did you get us presents? I missed you and you and you. Did you buy anything cool in China? Who'd you miss the most? Oh, did you get us presents? Claudia. Oh yeah, did you get us presents? I got Claudia her birthday present.

She does like me the best. And I didn't get you guys anything, no. Nothing. Nothing. That's fair. I brought content for the show, that's enough. Claudia went to the Gold Coast for three days and she bought us caramel koalas.

Yeah, Claudia's at the top of her. Am I in your guys' favourite list? No, do you know why? Yay! It's because Ryan was flipping Nazi bought us caramel koalas. Yeah, Claudia's at the top of my list. Am I your guys' favorite? No, do you know why? Yeah. It's because Ryan was flipping Nazi on what we had to declare, and he's like, don't buy that, you have to declare it. You have to declare it.

Well, if you were trying to buy a whole fish. You don't have to declare a Chinese wavy cat for the studio. That would've been fine. I would've loved that. And I wanted a throwing star. Ragrats. Yeah, and I wanted nunchucks.

I did buy slime. Do you want to use my slime? No, thank you. Nah, I'm good, hey. I don't know where that's been. Yeah, and I wanted nunchucks. I did buy slime. Do you want to use my slime? No, thank you. Nah, I'm good, eh? I don't know where that's been. No, save that for your husband. All right, Eowel. He likes it.

Wait, are we still talking about the same thing? Yeah, it's pink. Okay. No, it was good, guys. I had a really good time. She's such a gem. Got cool shoes, cool pants. I'm gonna wear a really cool ulti top tomorrow.

Do not make fun of me. It's fashion. You know we're gonna make fun of you. Thanks for the warning to make fun of you. Mm, that's good. I'll get all my best gear ready. Oh, but you be quiet. You made fun of me today.

So paybacks a bitch. You're a four eyes now, little nerd. Claudia's the only one of us without glasses. I'm a cool guy. Nah, I'm context now. I'm cool. Oh yeah. I've grown up, glowed up.

Okay, Harry Potter. Harry Potter becomes a man. Oh, you I've grown up, glowed up. Okay, Harry Potter. Harry Potter becomes a man. Oh, you'd be so jealous, Ella. Oh no. Is Ella a fan of the Lord of the Rings? Yes. Oh yeah. We did a Lord of the Rings acting challenge

while you were away. Oh no, who was Gimli? When are they posting that video? I thought the video wasn't very good. I liked it. I vetoed it. I didn't veto it, I just was the only one who offered feedback.

I offered feedback. Do you want me to- Pixie got very different feedback from both of you, so then she freaked out, but it's still ready. It was just, it's a bit weird cause our cameras weren't working, so it's all those weird angles. The highlight Ella was Pixie being Frodo,

but she sounded like the little shrimp from Shark Tale. It's me Frodo. Oh, that's fun. I liked it. I just messaged Pixie no feedback. Clint, post it. I think it'll be okay. Yeah, I think it'll be good.

Lord of the Rings, not Harry Potter. Oh, fuck. I binged all of Harry Potter in the honeymoon. It'll be in Ella's drive, won't it? Like, Ella will be able to post it. It's there, yeah. Guys, this is behind the curtain admin. Amen, brother.

When are we watching Harry Potter altogether, guys? Oh yeah. Content. Fuck that. Content. I was in a relationship, this was many years ago. Shut the fuck up.

I don't believe it. And my partner at the time, big fan of the Harry Potter series. And obviously, you guys know me, I've never watched it. And I promised that I would watch it from front to back. I got to movie two and gave up. Wow, you don't like magic.

So if I wasn't gonna do it for her, I ain't doing it for you. People love it. She was hot AF. I just want you to watch it, not because I think you'll like it. People love Star Wars too, and I don't wanna watch that.

No, I just want you to get the references. Just feel like we have nothing to do with it. I don't wanna watch Star Wars. I don't wanna watch, to be honest I don't want to watch, to be honest, I don't want to watch Game of Thrones. I've got other series on my list to watch. I want to watch all of the Mission Impossibles. Once you see one you see them all.

Really? Yeah. Because I wanted to watch that one that's in the movies at the moment, but I haven't seen any of the other ones. The Bourne series is quite good. I want to watch The Bournes. Yeah, that's quite good. I want to watch The Oceans. The Oceans are worth a watch, yeah. Aren't those any of the other ones. The Bourne series is quite good. I wanna watch The Bournes. Yeah, that's quite good. I wanna watch The Oceans.

The Oceans are worth a watch, yeah. But those are just all the same movies. But you said, didn't you say, you said I wanna watch all the Oceans apart from that stupid all female one because I'm not wasting my time around that. You did say that. That would be a sad movie.

No. You said that. I like that one. I did not say that because I don't even. You said it a couple of times. No, I didn't. Sexist. I don't even consider it an Oceans movie.

So I wouldn't even bring it up. It's really good, it's about the Met Gala too. One of the best ones. Yeah. Tell me one thing that you enjoyed over the five weeks while I was away. Peace and quiet. Peace and quiet.

Okay that backfired. I was just trying to bring some juice. Good spelling on the whiteboard. Aw I was gonna say that one. Oh! Guess what Ella? It's Ella's, that's a joke because it's Ella's job to do the whiteboard. We've been traveling around every Friday

to different places. Finally, who made that call? We did, we had a tipping point. We all did, it wasn't just one of us. Claudia and I have been wanting to do that for a year, so I'm finally glad. Yeah, but when Bre and I decided it was a good idea, that's when we wanted to do that for a year. So I'm finally glad. I finally got across the line. But when Bri and I decided it was a good idea, that's when we wanted to do it.

Of course. And it's going well. Yes, your Highness. Yeah, Claudia's pick last Friday was good. We had better reasons than you guys. We had more sound logic than you. Oh, bullshit. You just didn't want to go to the place

that we wanted to go. That is not true. Well, everywhere we've been has been expensive. I want to try new food. Yeah, to be honest, there's no- Food is expensive. Yeah, there's nowhere, there's no, Food is expensive. Yeah, there's nowhere anywhere that's actually cheap. That's the thing in Thailand and China, we gotta go.

Food was so cheap, I had about three smoothies a day. All right, this Friday we'll go to China for lunch. Yeah, good idea. And next Friday we'll go to Thailand for a fucking smoothie. Technically we could go to Chinatown for lunch. Where's Chinatown? Can I take you to Chongqing for one of our noodle days?

Is that Chinatown in Auckland? I guess you'd say Dominion Road, parts of it. That's probablyatown? Can I take you to Chongqing for one of our noodle days? Is that Chinatown in Auckland? I guess you'd say Dominion Road, parts of it. That's probably, yeah. As close as you'll get. The best spot. Oh yeah, true. The dumpling section. For content, please let me pick a Chinese spot

for our Friday lunch. It's just in town. It has to be walkable. Yum cha, let's go to yum cha. No, Chongqing, Chongqing. Whoa, someone went to China once and now is doing the accent. It's good!

Hey, I don't know if you're allowed to do that accent on there. Let me pick, it's not an accent. Don't do the eyes as well. That's actually a place in China and it's a place that you can eat. We're not going to China. Yeah, we're not getting flights to China just for one lunch.

No, it's flipping near Queen Street, you dicks. Have you guys ever been to Chinatown in Melbourne? That's so racist to say that Queen Street has become China. I didn't say that. So racist. Chinatown in Melbourne? That's so racist to say that Queen Street has become China. I didn't say that. Chinatown in Melbourne is sick. Like you actually feel like you're in China. Not that I've been to China, but I assume. We should send Ella there and she can take it out.

Oh, you know what we should do? We should disorientate Ella. And either leave her loose in China, Chinatown in Melbourne, then she has to decide. This is good. Yeah. Okay, I like it. Keep brain brainstorming.

Love it guys. Love it. Glad to be back. Yeah, that's good shit. Fantastic. Is everyone gearing up for a big party night on Thursday? Are we gonna do a podcast on Thursday? We're probably not.

I was thinking about that, I'm like, do we do it from there and I'll post it later? No, just plant the seed. No, no, we're not doing a podcast from the radio. Shit I would say. I would post it without listening to it. I'm sneaking up. Also it's an award ceremony of our peers.

Imagine if they saw us off to the side doing a podcast. We would get roasted for that. Also I'm sneaking a flask into the awards. Me too. Yeah. Can I have one? Yeah, you can have sips of mine. Thank you. I'm sneaking a child into the awards.

Your own? Yeah. Cool. Are you calling me your kid? We can sit separately this year, I think. A flask is a fun idea. Mm, that'll be a good time. And if people are listening to this,

it's just a joke. You have to guess where it is on our bodies. It's just a joke, we're not doing that. If there's any radio people who are listening to this, it's just a joke. You have to guess where it is on our bodies. It's just a joke, we're not doing that. If there's any radio people who are listening back at this for evidence, we were joking. Oh yeah, I'm only drinking water in there. Yeah, same, same. It's a flask of water.

Do you guys wanna hear related to the radio awards how grown up I am now? Yeah. I took something to the dry cleaners for the first time in my whole life. Ooh! Yep, and it's nowhere near as expensive as I thought. No, dry cleaning's fantastic. I love dry cleaning.

Can someone please remind me to put my fucking wristband on this year? Cause remember I nearly didn't get let into the after party last year. There's been a whole email about the wristband today. It's come through about it. What is it? That you must wear it.

I'll be in charge. I know, I found out last year. I'll put it on you myself. My favourite part of the through about it. What is it? That you must wear it. I'll be in charge. I know, I found out last year. I'll put it on you myself. My favourite part of the email about it is to do with the after party. It says beer and wine and non-alcoholic beverages will be available on a tab. Food will be available throughout the evening.

There will be spaces for chatting and spaces for dancing. Which makes me think of like a roped off area where you can dance and a roped off area where you can chat, but no chatting in the dancing area. No, no. And no dancing in the chatting area. No cross contamination. If it's single foot taps, you're out.

You click your fingers and they're like no. If you're in the dancing area and you don't dance. You're out. You're out. You're fucking out. Especially if you're not wearing your fucking wristband. I love organized fun. Were you there when they denied me entry?

You pulled a don't you know who I am. No, no, no, no. That's right. It was all of us. No, shut the fuck up. This is what happened. No, you didn't want. No, shut the fuck up.

Oh my gosh. I walk up and I was like, fuck, I forgot my wristband. And then I said, hey, I've forgotten my wristband. Am I not allowed in and the guy goes sorry no step aside and then it was the people behind me that go do you not know who she is and I died of embarrassment I was like I'm just gonna walk back to work and get my wristband. It's fine I don't care that much. I was like please don't say that around me ever again. And then another person goes oh my god mate

she's one of the faces of the radio station, let her in. And I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna die. I'm scared to go. I was, oh sorry, ma'am, I did not know. Please forgive me. And then Bree spat on his shirt. Oh, I shat on him.

I've never been so embarrassed in my life. She took his cheese cutter off his head, she farted on it, and then she put it back on his head. You gave him a wedgie. Left him in the plan. Guys, I've gotta go. Gave him a swirly. I've gotta go, okay, I've gotta go.

Where are you going? I'm going to pick up my car. Bye. Okay, bye. After party. Duh. That was fun, I missed that. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok,

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