ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd March 2025

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

We're recounting our glory days at the strip clubs, for better or worse. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come on in, guys. Come on in. How's everybody's weekend? It's good. Producer Ella's away. Claudia is back. Yoo-hoo. Good weekend, Claude?

Oh, yeah, the best. Good weekend, Brie? Great weekend. Good weekend? Yeah, mine was genuinely good. So was mine. I didn't believe you. Mine was sarcastically good.

Yeah, I know. Oh, did you not believe me? I had a great weekend. Why? She was on a bloody yacht. I was on a super yacht. Oh, yeah, that's right. It was bloody good.

And then, I'll be honest, went to a show afterwards, a little bit underwhelmed. Oh, interesting. You're not a huge fan of the act though, are you? I didn't grow up listening to them, so there wasn't that nostalgia element for me, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does anyone get nostalgic at the strip club?

I do sometimes. It takes me back. You're like, I remember when mine looked like that. Then front and... And upside down. Yeah. So where do you reckon Al is at today? I reckon the last strip club I went to was with you.

Yeah, same. In LA on the strip. What about that one that we went to and then nothing happened for that interview that didn't work? That was the last time. Oh, yeah, that was an after-hours strip club. That was weird. Or he was the only stripper in there, though. Yeah, just me. That was the last time. Oh, yeah, that was an after-hours strip club. That was weird. Brie was the only stripper in there, though.

Yeah, just me. That was a good show, though. To be honest, every time I've gone to the strip club in the last six years have been with you. Oh, yeah, there was that Christmas party one. Yeah. Is that true? Yeah, we went after a ZM Christmas party.

Was it even a Christmas party or was it fucking Caitlin Merritt's leaving party? No, it was the Christmas party Or was it fucking Caitlin Merritt's Leaving party No it was the Christmas party Right Oh yeah that's right It might have been The second Yeah

That's right The second year We Had been at ZM That Christmas party I talked to Caitlin Former producer Caitlin About that

The other Recently when we caught up And I told her That strip club story She has no memory of it Oh Was she there we caught up and I told her that strip club story. She has no memory of it. Was she there? Yeah, because her and I had some like DNMs. I thought it was Megan.

No, she went home. Megan Peppers. No, she went home. So who else was there? Azura. Fucking Azura was there. I'm pretty sure Azura was there. Azura from Flavor.

This sounds like a good time. We should bring this back. Who's got Azura was there. I'm pretty sure Azura was there. Azura from Flavor. Yeah. This sounds like a good time. We should bring this back. Who's got Azura's number? I'm trying to get us to go to the strip club, Claudia. Okay? Bree and I are reformed. Yeah, we don't go anymore. You're single, though.

You can go. I'm open to it, though. I'm not going by myself, though. That's sad. I'm over it. I'll go with you. Perfect. If you go to the strip club on a night out, do you tell your partner in the morning that

you went to a strip club? I probably would. You'd say beforehand. I'd probably say before. Oh, beforehand. Yeah, probably. Yeah Do you tell your partner in the morning that you went to a strip club? I probably would You'd say beforehand I'd probably say before Oh beforehand Yeah probably I'd just be like off to the strip club No no no Don't wait up

No no no you didn't go out that night to go to a strip club No but if you're out You just ended up at a strip club Yeah I'd probably just go Hey was gonna come home but some of the peeps wanna go to the strip club including me Don't wait up Including me? Including me See ya Mainly me but some of the peeps want to go to the strip club, including me. Don't wait up. Including me?

Including me. See you. Mainly me. Mainly me. I've got those dollars I haven't used from years ago. I finally convinced some people to come with me. What would you do? Beg for forgiveness later. Yeah, I just wouldn't want her to think that I was a creep, you know?

Yeah, see, us as ladies don't have that problem. Yeah, it's different. Because we're just going to support our fellow ladies. I'm not jonesing to go to the strip club, though. What's that? I'm not hanging out to go to a strip club. I'll be honest. Like I said, last time I went was with you in, like, 2019.

Yeah, I'll be honest. I wouldn't say it's my top. Hi, I'm Clint, and it's been six years since my last strip club. Yeah, remember that awkward strip dance we got? Yeah. We had the most awkward strip tease. We got a jewel lap dance. Oh, that's so weird.

And she talked to us the whole time. Oh, no, that's so weird. And then she's like, so who wants to come back for the rest of the show? Which one of you? And both of us were like, oh, we're good. We're okay. Also, sorry to cut you off. In LA, in the part of LA that we went to, you're not allowed to sell alcohol in strip clubs.

Oh, that's not. So we would not. There was no alcohol in there. We were sobering up very fast. Weren't we? Do you remember? That's a bad time. We were so sober.

And then we went to IHOP and it was real good. That was the best part of the night. Clint, I'm sure you haven't been, but Brie, have you been to Men of Steel? Ah, I can't say I have. I went with a friend and it was like, you know, show starts at seven or something. Get there at seven. So we were like as close to seven, like trying to get there as late as possible. And my friend and I were the first people there.

And when you're the only people and you're both shy, little uncomfortable. Did it start at seven? No, it started at like eight or eight thirty. Oh no. The way they wrote it were like, get there at 7. But I think it was like, doors open at 7. And so we looked so eager. And then they were all coming over and, like, me and her are both like,

if we get hit on, we're both so, like, weird about it. And so it's just the most uncomfortable thing. And all of the cocktails had, like, raunchy names. And we were both sitting there like. And dick straws. Yeah, we were like, what have we done? Why are we here? Honestly, who came up with the Dick Straw?

Like, if I ever got married and had a hen's party, if someone bought Dick Straws, I'd kick them out. Same. They're just... It's so embarrassing. Or anything just penis themed on a hen's night. I just don't understand Especially at yours

I know but you know it'd be typical hen's night people Even for any hen's night I don't understand the appeal There's so many that have themed like one penis For the rest of your life And it's like why is that the angle Why is that the bit you're focusing on Putting the penis on the thing

I'm like no Happy penis selection ceremony. Yeah. It's just penises everywhere. Penises flying all over the room. At Men of Steel. Penises? Uh, no.

No. I don't believe so. Not fully. As close as you can get without actually seeing it. Yeah. Male G-bangers. Yeah. It was a lot.

Like, I kind of slowly got into it. I guess I bought some drinks because I was scared. But I was like, this is not where I'm supposed to be. My partner recently went to, is it the Thunder from Down Under? Is that the one down here? That sounds fun. For one of her best mates um hens and she said it went for it felt like it went for days but she said it went for so long i'm pretty sure they were there for four hours oh my god you know

i'm happy with an like 45 minutes a hot 45 minutes to an hour is good. Those poor men. Won't someone think of the men? Forcing them to dance for these rabid women. Who is wanting four hours of that? That's so long. No. Like I'm pretty sure like the Channing Tatum,

you know how obviously they do the Channing Tatum Magic Mike shows. I'm pretty sure they're like a hot hour. At the four-hour show, do they have like a little break in the middle where everyone pops out for an ice cream and comes back in? Toilet break. Toilet break. Yeah, it's called the submission. That was good from you.

All right, we've got to go. I've got a hot appointment at Strip Club tonight. I need to leave suddenly. Goodbye. Wait, can you play us out with Iggy Az appointment at Strip Club tonight. I need to leave suddenly. Goodbye. Wait, can you play us out with Iggy Azalea Strip Club? Sure. Because that would be quite fitting. It would be my honour. It might be the

only chance we ever get again to play this absolute banger. You wouldn't believe it, Brie. The company does not have a copy of Iggy Azalea Strip Club. Hold on. I can fix it. Step inside. Walk this way.

You and me, babe. Hey, hey. Oh, banger. Okay, I've got it. Okay, it's an ad. Hold on. Living like a lover with a red iPhone. Looking like a tramp like a video bam. Hold on. Okay, it's an ad. Hold on. This DJ sucks.

Are you? Have you got my thing up? Yeah, have you got the right one on? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Boo. Oh, now I'm back. Oh, now I'm back. Yeah, hold on. Boo. Oh, now I'm back.

Oh, now I'm back. Yeah, I know. Yeah, bitch. Yeah. I'm derided, eh? Maybe I do want to go to a strip club. Oh, he's a backup. Have a good night, everybody. Catch you guys tomorrow.

See you later. Oh, it would have been so good if we went to the chorus there, eh? All right, ready? I think it's here. It's here. It's got to be here. I'm so sober. Do you reckon

we could leave? Do you reckon we could split a lap dance? I kind of want to go to IHOP.