ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd May 2024

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

Welcome to Bree and Clint's school of radio! We're giving you a really random look behind the curtain at some of the glamorous parts of radio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody Let's keep this short and sweet Because Claudia's given us like 55 ad libs to do Before we go home on a fucking Friday Sorry, not very The ads that we have to read out for the radio station And Claudia's just bought an award

I would describe this as a wad I think that's probably fair. Yeah. It's the most I think you've ever given us in one go. Have you guys heard during the show throughout today my voice slowly going? Yeah, I do wonder about that. Yeah. Why? What have you done? I just don't feel that good.

Oh no. Not again. It's because I'm running down guys. You can't get COVID again because then you'll have it more than me And then I'll get competitive And then I'll have to get it Well, I can't get it now I only had it like

You can That's what you think I feel like it could be laryngitis Oh, that's cool Is that contagious? Laryngitis Laryngitis No, of course not

I'm waiting Laryngitis I'm waiting for Clint to tell a story so I can do a harsh comeback. Painting. How'd your painting go, Clint? Really good, thanks. Tell me about what you did. What's involved in painting a wall? How long did you do it for?

Oh, just what you'd expect. I don't know what to expect. I've never painted. You don't know what to expect painting a wall? No. I've never painted a wall. What is that to expect painting a wall? No. No. I've never painted a wall. What is that?

Explain it. Well, you get a brush and some paint. Yep. And you put that paint on the wall using the brush. I'd rather watch paint dry than listen to any more of this conversation. Nice. That was on the fly. Was it?

Fuck you You guys are bitchy today I like the divas In a fun way Do the podcast listeners Because we could do a two for one here Do the podcast listeners Want to just listen to us

Read the ads today? Oh That's pressure Wait if you hear a yes Then you can do it No nothing Don't do it. Alright, well. Should we do one?

Yeah, do one. Okay, so this is a glimpse behind the curtain for you guys. Brie and I have never seen these before. We're going to attempt to do one live for you. Which one are we doing? The Mother's Day one. Okay. You ready? Yep. Everybody ready? I'm rolling. Who's betting on us nailing it first time? Not me.

Me. I have hope. Go. Me too, because we want to get the fuck out of here. Mother's Day is coming up, and this Mother's Day, get your mum something special from your Auckland Westfield. What better way to say it? I forgot the word local. And also, what are you doing?

What better way to say thanks, mum, than with a gift? Your voice is really going, isn't it? It's really going now, isn't it? You dick. Take turns. That was fun. I'm wearing a T-shirt made out of 38 plastic bottles right now. How's your sweat content?

I feel whiffy. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, any jersey is whiffy. Made of plastic? No, any jersey. I feel like jerseys in general are whiffy. They used to make jerseys out of cotton. I don't know why we exclusively make sportswear out of plastic now.

Yeah, I don't like that stuff. I don't like, I want, I'm not playing on the field. I want it in cotton. Yeah, we are the spectators. We do not need the performance of the on-field jersey. Make us a fucking replica. Don't need it to have the same feel as the actual jersey the players are wearing.

All right, genuinely. Okay, one more time, one more time. No, let's get it. From the top, all right. Do it seriously. Mother's Day is coming up, and this Mother's Day, get your mum something special from your local Westfield Auckland. What better way to say thanks, mum, than with a gift?

Have a great weekend everybody. Tally-ho! To Westfield! Cheerio! I'll see you guys next week. Tally-ho! Bye!