ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 3rd November 2025

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

Bree's away on secret business so welcome to Day One of CLINT WEEK. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey guys, welcome to the after party to you down. Hey guys. What's up? Hey guys. Guys, summer is here. Hey, you guys. Summer's here and I don't want to work anymore. I just want to drink in the sun.

Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled. I reckon this is a little tease. And then I reckon it's going to get shit again for a bit. And then we'll be back. Can I put a bed in? You know how it rains every day or every year on Christmas? Day?

Oh, don't say this. It's like every year. It is not. Yeah, mostly. Okay. I'll put some money on it, whether it will or won't. What do you think? I think it won't this year.

Thank you. I'm not focused on Christmas. I'm focused on our family trip to... You're the one who wants to put your tree up. Yeah, but I got bigger fish to fry. I'm going to Fiji next week. Oh, you are? Yeah, what are you going to do in Fiji?

With the girl? Lye by the pool. Got your bikini? Yeah, we're doing fuck all, which is going to be great. Did your speedos come? They did. Yeah. Nice.

And so did I. Um, the, what was I going to say? I don't know. Oh, two things. Two things. My six-year-old Tui said to me today, um, dad, when we get to Fiji, the only time we're not swimming is for lunch, dinner, and sleepy time. Oh, sleepy time. And I said, yeah, hell, yeah, we are.

Yeah, she knows how to holiday. She does. And also the other thing, so obviously it'll be shorts weather. Yeah. And I'm still in pants mode. Yeah, your legs ready? I ran a short situation this morning. Uh-oh.

Test run. Remember when you guys waxed my legs like six weeks ago? Are they still not there? They still have not grown back. You're kidding. I still have matching bald strips on both of my legs. Oh dear. Oh, yeah, right.

It's right in the middle, isn't it? It's prime real estate. We'd pick the good spot. Yeah, that one is clean. It's still smooth. Nice We shouldn't get more of those wax strips If they're that effective

Let's do the whole legs Yeah Maybe Oh you could be slippery in the pool My husband's a runner And he wants to shave his legs Because it helps with running But I'm not allowing him

Because it's nice to put my legs On his legs in bed And I got like How much can it help with running Exactly But it would feel nice if they were snowed No no no I like the furry legs

Oh Maybe you could have the furry legs Or his body has choice Did you give him Any input Before you dyed your eyebrows blonde No, exactly. But he shaved his mullet off, so he's not allowed to shave anything else off.

I'm sad. Nauty boy. He had a great mullet. Did you remove your eyebrows in protest? Yeah. Ella's only with him for his looks. It's part of the show today Ella's new eyebrow look, and if you'd like to see it, there might still be a picture on our Instagram story, depending on how long ago this podcast came out and you listening to it.

If it's not out anymore, just picture an egg with a brown wig on. I was going to say a moon. No, it's more egg shaped. Apparently, you can see Saturn at the moment in the sky. Can you? Yeah. They're a bit trumpy, your eyebrows. They're a bit orange.

Yeah. Guys, fuck you. Lovingly. No. Sid would love. I put purple shambles on it. It's not an insult. They're the best eyebrows.

Best eyebrows ever. Do you have toner? The best eyebrows ever. Phenomenal eyebrows. Nobody's ever done this before. I've never. I've never. I actually invented eyebrows.

Oh, that's such an insult. Um, sorry. Damn it. Got it. Anything else. I can be called an egg just not drunk. I won't call you an egg again. Um, so yeah, just so everyone's aware for me, the rest of the week is just about limping to the finish line so I can...

When are you flying out? Get to Fiji, Saturday morning. Ooh. That's going to be so nice. I'm jealous. Yeah. And then what are we doing next week? Yeah, what are you doing next week?

I think Brooke from the late show is filling in. Oh, yeah, okay. Ross wants me to get ahead on ad. So I might just work from home in quotation marks. Oh, come in. I'll do the phone calls. I might work from Fiji, quotation mark. I could be keen on a trip.

I just had a taste, guys, you guys listening, don't know. You tasted us. But I was on a boat in the weekend. Now I'm just in summer mode. Sorry. What do you want to do? say. No, no, die,

die, die, die, die, daze off to set and pretend you're flying around space.

That's fucking annoying. Can you say now I'm bashful? Now I'm batchful, wha. The Lorax,

if you know, you know. Someone called me. Ella got to go on a super yacht on the weekend and now her whole life

has changed and she's like, fuck, I need this. Come on, please, if someone Rich is listening

and they have a boat in Auckland, New Zealand. You take us on a boat. That boat you were on, that boat you were on

is not rich. That is uber wealthy. Yeah. They was like four members of staff on it. Yeah. Epic. Yeah. So you imagine how much you have to earn to have staff. It's like Mark Zuckerberg level. Like there's no way. No, no, it's not Zuckerberg level. Okay. Who else

is rich? Christopher Luxon. I don't think he's, I don't think he's that kind of rich. I don't think he's super yacht. It's probably Paul Henry Rich. Oh, Jeremy Wells. Paul Henry has a large yacht. And a big boat. Yeah, no, not Jeremy, no, no.

But maybe Paul. But I don't understand how, oh, what? Thought he made a joke and no one laughed. I got it. I was just sitting with it. Is a yacht a euphemism for? No, you said a big yacht, and then I said, and also a big boat. Yeah, that's, so is yacht a euphemism for.

And that, yeah. Anyway, I got it and I thought it was. Do you think Paul Henry's got a big one? I mean, he's a nudist, so he's obviously not ashamed of it. True. want to think about his wang sorry I'm good it's aegist

it's not agest it's preference yeah she only thinks about one wing yours Vera Vera alright I'm really hungry

so let's go home see you later what's for dinner dinner I got no idea neither me too you're wang

you're wansies less precious when Bree's not here. She's like, how do you not know? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Again, if you do have a yacht, just message me, Ella, or me, you know. Yeah, so long as you're into chicks with no eyebrows.

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