ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd October 2023

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

Clint has absolutely scorched the roof of his mouth with a thermo-nuclear piece of ham... and Bree's got two questions for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Yeah. Hi everybody. Do you guys want to know what I've been dealing with all show today? I haven't told you guys, I've just been suffering in silence. Chafe. Phantom itch. Close, close. Oh. Is it your uterus falling out? Because that's what I've been dealing with Do you have a shaving rash somewhere?

You know when your uterus feels like it's going to come out your ass? Are you shedding your uterus lining at the moment? Fuck, it's horrible Close Bad Worse actually Worse Alright

I had a For lunch I went across the road and I got a ham sandwich for lunch And I got them to toast it. They toasted this thing within an inch of its life. It was thermonuclear. Anyway, I was very hungry and so I persevered through and I ate it quite fast. And I've scorched the roof of my mouth.

I've burnt it so hard that, you know, when you have those little bubbly bits come up and you have to pop them with your tongue and the fluid comes out from inside them. And then I feel like I've got like just like ribbons of my soft palate just hanging off the top of my mouth or from the shit ham sandwich that I had. And I paid $13 for it. That's an expensive sandwich. Well, it was a nice sandwich that I got toasted.

See, I don't understand why people are getting these bloody fresh sandwiches toasted. The rule is did it have salad in it? No. Did it have what else? It had ham and pickle in it. Ham and pickle. Oh, pickle's hot. I don't know about

hot pickle. I feel like most sandwiches are better if you toast them. Nah. Really? I disagree. Really? Yeah. If you put a bit of burrata on your sandwich, fuck.

Can't beat it. Where the hell am I getting a bit of burrata from? Costco. Oh, okay. You can buy it in bulk. It's pretty cheap. Right. I bought heap of it.

Shit is good. The cheese baron. Oh, I bought, that's all I buy when I go to Costco is I just buy bulk cheese. Why don't you buy less cheese so you can actually get through it before it goes off? Oh, no, I do get through it. Trust me. There's no, there's never a day where cheese goes off in my house. Like I know my cheese limits and I buy to my limits.

The limit one kilo. Yeah. No limits, baby. Give or take. And I mean, I buy bulk Parmesan cheese because we eat a shit ton of Parmesan. Parmesan doesn't go off. You put Parmesan in the freezer. Yeah.

And it stays. Also, just let it go rock hard in the fridge. It'll be fine, won't it? No, but it stays fresher when you put it in the freezer. Like, we buy two big wedges and then we put one in the freezer. And then as soon as you take it out of the freezer and it thaws out, it's fresh as. Ella, can you get vegan parmesan? Maybe, probably.

Parmesan. What was the one I gave you guys? The cheddar? Smoked cheddar? I feel like it was just vegan cheese. I think it was just smoked. I thought that was a piece of actual leather. It was good. You said you liked it. She's that was a piece of actual leather. That was good.

You said you liked it. It can't have leather. She's vegan. It can't be leather. Yeah, true. It can't have leather. Guys, I have a question. Yeah.

I'm too scared to know the answer. Okay. Well, why are you asking? Because I kind of need to know the answer. Do you want us to answer it? No, confront your fears. Face on. Is my steering wheel in my car leather?

And I don't know if I want to know! Are your seats leather? Did you not buy a vegan car? I'm pretty sure it would be leather. It just looks leathery. Yuck. Could be plastic. Does it have hand stitching in the bottom of it?

Oh, I'll check, but possibly. Does it have those little dimples? Because if it has hand stitching, like you can actually see where it's been sewn, it's quite likely leather. If it has fake stitching, it's probably plastic. How do I know if it's fake? Like if it's things that look like stitching.

Like normal sewing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay, okay. Well, I might have to put a crochet cover over my steering wheel. Wait, so it's not vegan if you cover it up? Well, I just don't want to touch it. By that logic, you could have a ham sandwich As long as you put Vegan bread around it No

Nah I'm good man Thanks Thanks guys Thank you That's my question That's what you were scared Of knowing the answer to Yeah I thought it was

Going to be something else Yeah What did you think? I thought it was going to be Something important Birds and the bees? Yeah I thought you were Going to ask something

Very personal That's a question for your mom How do you get rid of crabs? Yeah How do I hide a body? You put them in rocks Body? I don't know Speaking of hiding a body? You put them in rocks. Body? I don't know.

Speaking of hiding a body, we speak about hiding something from the FBI on the podcast today. Oh, yeah. Interested in your guys' theories, if you have one, you could post them up in our Facebook group. You'll have to go listen to the other podcast to hear the question, but it's at the beginning of the podcast. Yeah.

Yeah, it's right at the start. Is it Claudia? Yeah, it is. Claudia would know. Straight after Tradie vs. Lady. We put Tradie vs. Lady in the podcast, don't we? Of course. Is it Claudia? Yeah, it is. Claudia would know. Straight after Tradie vs. Lady. We put Tradie vs. Lady in the podcast, don't we? Of course. Of course I know that because I listen.

People love Tradie vs. Lady. They like to keep up to date. Yeah. They follow along with the score. Play along at home. Yeah. Should we test out the FPI search? Ella, you can put your leather steering wheel in the Facebook group too.

We can comment on it. Yeah, take a picture. All right. I'll have to do that when I get home. Rem group too. We can comment on it. Yeah, take a picture. All right. I'll have to do that when I get home. Remind me. We will not. I probably will not. I think, to be honest, I tuned out for most of that chat.

Yeah, you looked like it. I'm sorry. I wasn't going to say anything. I'm sorry, but I, like, my brain, the way it works, I tune out of certain topics. Do you know what I tune out to sometimes? You zoned out and we made eye contact and then you gave me the eyebrows. Did I?

Yep. Ah! Yes, I did! And then I went, Claudia, are you not listening? And she was like, yep. We're both like, mm-hmm. That's what the eyebrows... Thanks, Clint, for being nice.

You're welcome, Ella. Sorry, it was some boring fucking chat. Can I just, on the topic of that, I read something really interesting. I love you, though. I love you, though. Wait, is my chat boring? No. No. She's maxed out. It's the topic of that, I read something really interesting. I love you, though. I love you, though. And normally. Is my chat boring?

No. No. She's maxed out. It's the end of the day. I think I am just maxed out. Can I help you with that? This is actually interesting that I read on the internet the other day. And I think it's so good.

We'll be the judge of that. You be the judge of it. It says, it's mental health advice, essentially, that this person has posted. Yes. It's also just kind of good advice. It says, if you feel like you hate everyone okay you should eat if you feel like everyone hates you you should sleep if you feel like you hate yourself you should have a shower and if you feel like everyone

hates everyone then you need to go outside. That's cool. Yeah. Isn't that good? Yeah, I like that. Because quite often just the top one if you feel like you hate everyone just go and have some food.

That one is so logical. Whenever I'm like grumpy my mum will go you're either getting sick or you're hungry. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to say

take what you're saying seriously because I know you're hungry. Or you're tired. It's one of those. I've got a question. Well, if you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. Actually, I had something for the podcast. Do we have time?

Yeah. Because I feel like it's quite – so there's two questions, okay? Is Ella's steering wheel vegan? The first – no, fuck. She's all asleep. Careful. Let's not go back to that. See, that was funny.

I'll pay that one. The first question is, we all have to comment and answer the question about each other. Do you think the other person is smart? Okay. So we'll start with Ella. Do we think Ella is smart? Yes. Yes.

What? Thanks. I was getting ready to be roasted. Oh, no, the question is how smart do we think Ella is? That's the question. Oh, okay. How smart? What's the scale?

Oh, there's no scale. I think Ella is learning every day. Oh, thank you, Clint. I think Ella always does her best. If anyone watched the Spicy Toos video that we put out last week, if you saw the number of edits and the amount of work that went into that video behind the scenes, there's no denying

that you're a smart and talented person, Ella. Fuck, do I have to say this shit for everybody in the room? Are we going to do everybody? Oh, me next. Yeah, that was great. Brie, your turn. How smart am I? I think you... This is such a circle jerk. I think you... This is such a circle jerk.

I think you're smart in some ways and then you're learning in others, which is, I think, a typical 22-year-old. But I think you're very smart in some aspects. Like, I learned stuff from you. You're street smart. But, I mean, that doesn't say anything because I'm not that smart. Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you. No, and then the next question, you follow it up with,

how dumb do we think Ella is? Very dumb. I think there's a lot. This is just a 36-year-old looking at a 22-year-old. I think you have a lot to experience yet. So it's not dumb. I think you're naive to a lot of things. No, that's not how the question works.

Yeah, you can be pretty dumb sometimes. I'm starting a tongue. I think we grew up in very different ways. The question works. Yeah, you can be pretty dumb sometimes. I'm having a good time. Claudia's smart. I think we grew up in very different ways. Okay, Claudia. How smart do we think Claudia is? Smart. I think she's pretty smart.

She's very smart. She's a very smart, self-driven person. I think you're the smartest in our group. I think she's so smart that she's conniving. Yeah, that's probably fair. I think you're probably a bit too smart for your own good sometimesiving. Yeah, that's probably fair. I think you're probably a bit too smart for your own good sometimes.

Growing up, mum was always like, oh, you're a very good liar. What is she plotting? Yeah, that's what I always think when I look at Claudia. You can look me in the eye and lie. And then how dumb do we think Claudia is?

Not that dumb. I don't think you've said much dumb things. No. No, she's too methodical. It's because I don't like to be embarrassed i don't see you as dumb thank you yeah yeah no neither wow claudia's just cool i'm just 22 you're just 22 that's all yeah that's all good right that's it oh we're not doing you

what about you guys? Yeah. No, that was just the theory. I just wanted to let people know that, yeah, it's just that whole kind of doesn't work once you know. You can be real smart and real dumb. Clint wants that. Clint's waiting.

So how dumb is Clint? No, you didn't start with that one. Sorry, I was just trying to. I can't remember what the other one is. How dumb is Clint? Okay, let's start. Clint is so dumb. Yeah, you can say dumb things, but maybe it's dad brain.

Is that rude? Isn't your youngest like... That wasn't like... You didn't like back it up with anything. You just... Sorry. I just can it up with anything. You just. Sorry. I just can empathise with you. In regards to?

Early mornings, lack of sleep. Can you? You get up at 8 o'clock. No, I'm not saying I can relate. I'm saying I can feel for you. Oh, okay. I think in terms of book smarts, Clint is probably the smartest in our group.

Yeah, you do know a lot of smarts. Like, oh, I'd be between Claudia and him. Should we have a smarts off next time? Oh, I'd be, yeah, I don't know who I'd back in there. And then in terms of dumb, you do say a lot of dumb shit. What? But I feel like- Oh, you were going to say, like what?

And then I was going to say, Do you really want us to talk about something Well there's a difference between Because I don't want people I don't want you guys to talk about All the dumb shit I say Because I know they're saying You guys are probably saying it on purpose Yeah your dumb stuff comes from a place of smarts I think

Yeah you're smart because you know that it will work You know it's dumb You know It's fun winding Ella up I just think it's dumb. Fair. Oh, but I must say, Clint, like, seeing you do all the buttons, it's no one knows how hard.

No, it's not a low bar. That would be hard, carrying a show. When I was in there. Carrying a show. Jeez. That was a. Thank you, Clint. Buttons, buttons, please.

Turn your mic off. You're done for today. Yeah, you're done. That was dog. That was a dog thing to say.ons, priest! Nah, turn your mic off. You're done for today. Yeah, you're done. That was dog... That was a dog thing to say. I love you, Carrie. Oh, good. Yes.

Thank you, Claudia. That's enough. Appreciate it. Can you please put a muzzle on your bloody... Put a muzzle on her, Claudia. How smart and dumb is Bree? Well, she's dumb enough to bring up this topic, which is tearing our team apart at the seams.

No, I'm stoked with this. You would be. You got a glowing 10 out of 10. She did get a glowing review. I'm scared to say anything. But I've given you my privileges back. Be careful. Go and redeem yourself.

No one knows. It is to host a TV show as well. Yeah, you're very good in front of the camera. I think it's smart it takes guts and smartness to do that and know the timing of being hosting a show sometimes you have

to ad-lib you have long days on set I feel like this has nothing to do with being smart yes it does you're smart with your jokes you're very good at that I'm going to shut up. Turn my mic off.

We just wanted to let you run. You're a very smart person. You're absolutely a very smart person. I don't think I am a very smart person. I think street smarts or- Life smarts. I think emotional intelligence I do have. Not fractions though. No.

Not fractions. That's what I mean. Book smart. No. No, but emotional intelligence probably because I've been through a lot of fucking trauma. Yeah. That's's what I mean Booksmart Nah No but emotional intelligence Probably because I've been Through a lot of fucking trauma Yeah

That's probably what I do have Trauma Any other smarts Don't look at me Don't come to me Alright Should we go Yeah

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