ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 3rd October 2024
Episode Date: October 3, 2024Bree's off sick today and we really commend her for that. We're killing time by practising our best Instagram photo dumps - go check them out if you're keen! @clintstagramm@producerclaud@ellathegatorS...ee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Young man
Are you listening to me?
I said young man
Listen to Clinton Bree
How good is that?
That is nuts.
That was a Sam special.
That's the new After Party intro.
Is that AI?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You didn't get someone in to sing that?
I did say that to Claude.
I was like, I could do that.
Yeah, I was like, why are we AI-ing everything when we can literally just sing that?
Say it.
You know we talk.
You know we have a voice.
I don't have a voice.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, by the way, Brie's not here.
She's sick. Thank you. Oh, yeah. That old What? Yeah. Oh, by the way, Bree's not here. She's sick.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, that old thing.
Yeah, sorry.
Not Bree being the old thing, just the concept.
I'm really proud of her.
I'm really proud of her for taking a day off.
So am I, actually.
Yeah.
It's good.
She's come a long way.
She has.
You know, she'll rock up in here looking like a slug and power through.
It's not good.
And she used to.
This is no disrespect to Bree.
I'm very proud of her for taking the day off,
she used to brag about how few sick days she would take.
Oh, that would bug me.
She got a rap at the end of the year once where we did,
she did, I've got our leave information
to see who's had the least sick days.
And I was like, technically you lose.
Yeah, right.
You've got the least free days off.
But you don't get them back.
And you weren't being sick.
Yeah, you weren't sick. And you just feel worse. You've got the least free days off. But you don't get them back. And you weren't being sick. Yeah, you weren't sick.
And you just feel worse.
You weren't the healthiest.
You were just the most stubborn.
I do understand where she's coming from.
I'm very similar where it's just like,
I feel sick, but not necessarily sick enough to stay home.
And I would feel worse emotionally being home,
feeling like I let people down.
Yeah, putting people out.
I sometimes wonder if I will be sicker the next day
i'm like well maybe i shouldn't face a sick day today my partner had to put the hard word in and
be like if you're sick people understand like it's not going to affect their opinion of you
they will like pick up the pieces it's totally fine you need to call in sick if you are sick
but do you struggle taking a sick day like in the middle of the week yeah i like it a friday like
oh i'll power through yeah friday but also you need to
bear in mind it's not just you powering through if you go to work and you're powering through
quote unquote yeah you are sick around people that are not exactly i did that teach us nothing
yeah my wife has instilled in me that i am not that important she's like she's like hey it's a
high but important lesson yeah she's like hey the world world will not end if you don't go to work for one or two days.
So, yeah. So, did we do a good show?
I think we did a great show.
Did we help you out? I thought it was fun. I thought that.
I was like, Claudia, you're really good at this.
Ella brought a new game to the show. I've been useless today.
Oh, Claudia. She's been drunk.
I've been not drunk. Claudia's been busy.
She's been trying to get her photo dump together.
Her first ever photo dump. Do you put music on a photo dump?
You can. Yes, I did. It's up to you. I did. Some people love it. get her photo dump together. Her first ever photo dump. Do you put music on a photo dump? You can.
Yes, I did.
It's up to you.
I did.
Some people love it.
Some people freaking hate it.
Oh, really?
Who hates it?
You just turn it down.
Yeah, see?
Can I do this?
Oh, that's a vibe.
Okay, I like that.
Let's do that.
Yeah, you can do that.
Some people don't enjoy scrolling across sound in their feed.
All right, turn it down, you little bums.
You little babies.
Okay, let me just check what I did.
I did Juno sabrina carpenter
context everyone we're talking about photo dumping on instagram it's apparently a piece of art and
people are very good at it it's an art form yeah us three don't do it at all did you put a funny
at the end of your i did you know like when the mirror when you look in the mirror and it's a bit
warped yeah it was like a mirror selfie warped. Yeah, it was quite good. Did you? That's crazy. Oh, thanks.
You asked me?
You dick.
I did ask.
You asked.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yes, I did put a silly on there.
You did put a silly.
Okay, good.
I actually really enjoyed yours.
I remember.
I was just looking at it.
I haven't checked yours yet.
Am I in it?
No.
No, no, you're not.
Oh, but you had some great photos of me.
It was a photo of me and Ella At the movie premiere together
That was actually kind of cute
I forgot about that
We should do one on the Brie and Clint page as well
I will
I will
I need more of Brie
Because that was a personal dump
Now we need a team dump
I have too many of Clint
I need more of Brie
I need a ration about
Yeah weird
Why are you taking so many photos of me
I don't find the camera
The camera finds me
I do not consent
Clint and I had a date last night
And it actually was really funny.
We went to the Joker movie.
I had to watch a sex scene next to Clint.
Oh, no.
And then next to Ross.
Oh, yeah, and Ross was there too.
Did you feel awkward about that?
I felt awkward.
I felt so awkward.
Here comes Ross.
Were you there?
Were you conscious of that happening?
Ross is here now.
I felt so awkward.
Is it like watching one with your parents?
Yes.
But it was pretty short, though.
It was.
It was But it was
Arguably one of the shittest sex scenes
Ever
It was so
No spoilers
But do you like seeing anything?
Can we just shut these two out for a second?
Did you just crack up
When Clint got that huge fright
And like leapt out of his seat?
I thought he was going to tell us off
He was afraid
Clint got scared
And he doesn't like being scared
So
Sorry radio
But you're like
Leapt in the air Oh you two have a really good scare reaction You really doesn't like being scared so sorry radio but you're like Clint in the air
leave
oh you just had a really good
scare reaction
you hold the body
it wasn't a jump scare though
it wasn't
it was
he got shot
oh spoiler
Clint was the jump
and it was the scare
it was a jump scare
Clint scared me
not the movie
I think I jumped
two or three times
so funny
there were a couple of other
minor ones
but I was like, you little bitch.
Yeah, I got wriggly as well.
This is why you don't go to the movies so much, because it was your first movie in ages.
Because you keep getting frights in public.
I'm trying to figure out what my last movie was.
And I thought going in it was Jojo Rabbit in 2019.
Oh, that was ages ago.
But then I figured out that I went to Top Gun 2.
I went to Top Gun Maverick.
Boring.
Did you get frights on that as well?
Like when the engines got really loud?
Yeah, I did.
Outside of the movie marathon,
those are the only times I've been to the movies.
There was also a scary...
And I didn't get a fricking chalk top.
What a waste of my time.
What did you get?
Popcorn.
Ella and I were running late,
so we just got the free popcorn.
I voice cracked.
We were late and I was like,
can I have some alcohol?
Thank you.
Let's go home. Wrapping us up. Oh, God, God, God, God. Yeah.
Let's go home.
Wrapping us up.
Oh, fine. Let's talk about nuts.
I had fun.
Literally my job.
I had fun.
See you guys tomorrow.
How good's the sunflower seed though?
Oh, my gosh.
They're so good.
Neville, Neville.
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, listen to Clint and Bree.