ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party -3rd September 2024
Episode Date: September 3, 2024Clint's done a runner so we've roped in Brooke from the night show to chat about puberty, crushes on your cousin, and other totally normal topics of conversation. See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...acy information.
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I think I am ready.
Hey, is this the after party?
Sure is.
Bring any beers?
Cheers.
It's Brian Clint's After Party.
Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Brie and Clint After Party,
where Clint has just upped and left.
Yeah, he said he'd had enough.
Yeah, he goes, I've had enough.
You guys can do it.
So we've got someone way better.
Please welcome to the After Party, night show host, Bron.
Bron Waisley.
It's great.
Should I fully just act like Clint the whole time
yeah
oh I want to see it
should I try
hone my Clint
yeah
okay
wait hone your what
no I know where that is
I don't need to hone that
I don't need to hone that
I've got a location on that
good afternoon everyone
is that how he starts
the show every time
yeah no it's pretty loud
he's very loud
I'm not going to let you
talk I'm going to
oh there we go
that's good
I'm not going to he's talk. Oh, there we go. That's good.
He's throwing shade.
He loves to just like, Clint's favorite thing, he'll just be like, you know, chilling.
Everyone's quiet.
Yeah!
Woo!
Like, and just scream.
It's in Claudia's ears.
I always have my headphones on and he does it right down the microphone Which goes right into my ears So it's just like oh my god
That has something to it, that has legs to it
Isn't that a trait of something?
Is it now?
Because I sometimes get like meow
Oh I love a meow
Yeah same
Oh really?
That can be like a little tick
Yeah I think it almost is
I just think he likes being loud Genuinely Yeah, that can be like a little tick. Yeah, I think it almost is. Or just like a...
I just think he likes being loud.
Outburst.
Outburst.
Loves an outburst.
I'm really...
My eyes are just being drawn to something on the wall that says Bee Gees.
Oh.
Should we see what that is?
Yeah, let's find out.
Okay, let's have a look.
Here we go.
A song?
What is this?
What is this?
I believe that was...
Hold on.
I believe that is Clint's Bee Gees, Friday Oaky.
When was that?
I don't remember that at all.
You don't remember that?
Or was this recently when I was away?
Or is this a long time ago?
Must have been a long time ago.
And hold on, hold on.
Let's see what I've got here.
Oh, get the breath in.
Get low on the people on the dance floor.
Oh, I like that.
Oh, horrendous.
Bee Gees are from Aussie, eh?
Technically, yes.
Maurice?
Maurice and Barry and, yeah, the old guy.
Who was the other one?
Barry's the only one left.
Oh, real?
Yeah, I think so.
Like alive or in the band?
Like Brendan Urie in Panic at the Disco?
No, the only one alive.
Yeah.
They grew up in Redcliffe.
Yeah.
In Queensland.
In Australia.
Yeah, there's a...
I have no idea.
There's a highway called Bee Gees Way.
That's cool.
Yeah.
In honour of them.
In honour of them.
Yeah, exactly.
Ella, do you know who the Bee Gees are?
Yeah, I've heard them.
I've heard this song.
I wouldn't know much about them. Tragedy.. Do you know who the Bee Gees are? Yeah, I've heard them. I've heard this song. I wouldn't know much about them.
Tragedy.
They've written the most hits.
Because they wrote for Whitney.
Really?
They're behind the scenes.
One of the three brothers is really talented.
And he's written heaps of songs.
Incredible songwriters.
They essentially kind of started the disco era in a way.
In Aussie, do you reckon?
Because you know how they're so,
I feel like us in Aussie are so far away
from the rest of the world
that if someone starts something over in Aussie
or New Zealand, it's kind of a bit premature for us
because we normally take about five years
to get something after.
Crocs were cool five years ago
and then now New Zealand's like, yeah.
Crocs are cool.
We're like, no, we like them as well.
We've been here all along
yeah yeah yeah
um
yeah I feel like they
because I feel like
their parents are
originally from the UK
oh
but they grew up
for like a lot
of their childhood
but don't
yeah I'm pretty sure
um
yeah
Buzzy G
yeah
that girl from Aussie
that's like a lot of things
when you don't know
where an artist from
always just assume they're from America,
but then sometimes they're from this little niche place.
I always get shocked when someone's from Canada.
I love Canada, but I just forget.
No one's from there.
Ryan Reynolds, Justin Bieber.
There's so many people from Canada,
and I just don't think about it.
And I'm like, oh my gosh.
Shania Twain from Canada.
Oh, really?
Sandra Bullock from there, or did I make that up?
Nah, I feel like that's from the movie The Proposal where she plays.
That is one of my favourite go-to movies.
I love it.
I went and saw, speaking of Ryan Gosling and –
Oh, Deadpool?
Not Ryan Gosling.
Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock.
I went and saw Deadpool versus Wolverine.
Has anyone seen it?
Sandra Bullock's not in that though, is she?
No.
Yeah, I was like, what?
But he mentions The Prop the proposal in the film.
No! I love those little teasers.
I don't like when he breaks the fourth wall
and he's like, oh there's
365 bones in the body
unless I'm watching Gossip Girl.
I love it! I don't.
I'm like, just do the merch. Just act.
I know that he's like the only
Stop trying to be fancy and you dance for me.
Just do the thing.
He's like one of the only characters who can break the fourth wall,
him and She-Hulk.
Oh, yeah.
I hated She-Hulk.
Which I hated that I hate She-Hulk because I feel like a bad feminist.
Who's name?
Who played She-Hulk?
No idea, but Megan Thee Stallion was twerking.
She's from that show where there's like multiples of her.
I can't remember.
Orphan Black or something like that.
Oh, she's an amazing. She's incredible. Amazing actor there's like multiples of her. I can't remember. Orphan Black or something like that. Oh, she's an amazing, amazing actor.
And then it was just not good.
I really had high hopes.
Yeah, Marvel's.
Oh, no.
Now it's coming back to me.
Yes, I have seen bits and pieces.
And yeah, well, they're rich.
Yeah, yeah.
The twerking of Megan Stallion.
They're doing so well.
Marvel.
Oh, yeah.
They're just too hard, too fast.
I've stopped watching completely.
It got confusing. I loved it. It's a multiverse. It'll come back. It's a mult well. Marvel. Oh, yeah. They're just too hard, too fast. I've stopped watching completely. It got confusing.
I loved it.
After Multiverse.
It'll come back.
Yeah.
It got too confusing for, like, you know, I like it,
but I'm not a super diehard fan.
So, like, it got too confusing, I think, for, like, my demo of.
Watches.
Watches.
You can't really be on the fence.
You either have to be
balls deep or
It's like you needed to get
like a murder map out
of like this is connected
to this and this
and yeah like the strings.
It's like the Kardashians
with the family sometimes.
Oh my gosh.
So Kim used to date
and then Ray J
and then that's the movie.
There's kids to this person.
Oh Ray J.
Yeah Ray J.
That was the
He was holding the camera.
He was holding the camera
apparently. Oh. Ray J. Yeah. the sex joke. He was holding the camera. He was holding the camera apparently.
Oh.
Ray J.
Yeah.
And then she, remember Reggie Bush?
Yes.
She dated Reggie.
Yeah.
Who was she married to?
He was a good looking fella.
Oh, what's the guy that he met?
Chris Humphries.
For like 40 days.
Yeah, him.
Chris Humphries.
He was enormous.
Can you imagine marrying someone with the same name as your mum?
What do you mean? Chris Humphries. Or siblings. same name as your mum? Wouldn't that be weird?
Chris.
Or siblings.
Oh, yeah, strange.
Wouldn't that be weird?
Or your siblings as well.
Or dating someone.
I saw that, I don't know if it was like Ralph Lauren or someone,
his wife or his, I don't know, someone married into the family
and her name's Lauren.
So she's now Lauren Lauren.
Lauren Lauren.
Yeah.
Or Taylor Lautner.
Isn't he?
Yes.
Taylor.
Taylor.
Oh, yeah. He used to date Taylor.
I love that.
They're both Taylor Lautner.
So cute.
I used to go to school with, and this is back home in Stanthorpe,
and these two kids.
We were like year nine, so we were young.
And these two kids in our grade, this girl and this boy,
started dating.
And I remember being like, i said to someone in our
grade i was like uh don't they have the same last name so they had the same last name right and it
wasn't like smith yeah it was but it wasn't like you know it was more slightly more unusual yeah
slightly more unusual and i was kind of like are they are they really has anyone done
ancestor.com on these guys anyway so like people started asking the question and like went around
our grade and then eventually like they were denying it they were like no no no we're not
we're not we're not and then like a week later they'd broken up because i think they found out
that they were like third cousins oh well you would check that wouldn't well we're from a small country town even if
it's legal i feel like you'd be like the odds are pretty high yeah yeah no no i do remember when i
was like oh gosh you dated your cousin no i just thought i like grew up a little bit like you know
when you're a teenager did you have a crush on your cousin i think so no he just i did i never
saw him and then it come to christmas and he was like way older, glow up.
First or second?
First.
First cousin!
I just saw he was cute.
Yeah, cousin glow up.
Yeah, it was a cousin glow up.
Especially from a divorced family because if you miss a year,
if they go with the father's side for one year and then you catch them in the next year,
you're like, whoa.
And they grew pubes in that year?
What?
They went through puberty.
Sorry, yeah.
I'm sure they went through puberty. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm sure they... Same thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the same thing, isn't it?
And you just, like, end up, like, low-key romantically playing, like,
Pass the Parcel or whatever with that cousin.
Hey, can I just...
Okay, we never did that.
Can I just go on the record and say,
oh, I never had a crush on my cousin?
I did have a crush.
I just thought he was, like, nice.
That was it.
I was just like, he's nice.
You had a crush.
No, I didn't.
I wasn't in the corner, like, hey.
How much older was he? Oh, he's probably, like, he's nice. You had a crush. No, I didn't. I wasn't in the corner like, hey. How much older was he?
Oh, he's probably like 30 something.
30?
So like seven years older?
Oh, okay.
He wasn't 30 when you were young.
No, shit, no.
Okay, I was early teens, he was late teens.
Like that.
That's why I wish I had an older brother because then just like older guys around.
Oh, that's what Charlie wants.
My sister. She wants to find, she wants mom to find a nice man who has a nice son who has hot friends.
Is that legal to date your mom's partner's kid?
I guess your step bro.
It's not legal to date your step bro.
It's not legal to date your step brother.
Yeah, it's legal.
I mean, yeah, it's legal.
Yeah.
Because it's not blood.
A bit odd.
Frowned upon. But not legal. Is that the movie Clueless? No, I don't. Can mean, yeah, it's legal. Of course it is, yeah. Because it's not blood. A bit odd. Frowned upon, but not legal.
Is that the movie Clueless?
No, I don't.
Can I argue?
I don't.
I'm standing up for it like I've done it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think it's frowned upon.
Let's say your mum and their dad got together and you were both super young, right?
Oh, that's weird.
And then you grew up together in the same house.
Yeah, nah.
That's a's weird. And then you grew up together in the same house. Yeah, nah. That's a bit weird.
But if your mum gets together with a guy and he's got a son that's like 27
and you're 27 and you get together, that's not frowned upon in my eyes.
That's just a complete stranger.
Yeah, whatever.
It is, but it's also eating with your shit because like.
Yeah, but you're never going to live together.
What do you mean?
Like in the same family house.
No.
No, but I remember a family member who it was so awkward at the wedding
because there was –
Oh, no.
Yeah, and I was like, oh, so who's the mother of the bride, that lady?
Or the auntie of the groom, that same lady.
I was like, how does that work?
And then that's how I found out.
That was over in Australia as well.
Tricky. Sounds about right.
Was it in Bila Wila? Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, sounds about right.
What kind of places are in Aussie?
Hey, hey.
Don't be racist. I'm not being racist.
It'd be like someone coming to New Zealand and
saying, hey, there's a place called
Whakapapa. What?
No.
Oh, my God. You know?
No.
I just feel like there's some funny places.
Bilaweela.
Bilaweela.
Yes.
It's just when you say it with an Australian accent as well.
It's like Bilaweela.
Bilaweela.
Yeah.
Wollongong.
Dubbo.
I love that.
Noosa.
Noosa.
Noosa.
Maroochydore.
Ryan was giving, oh, was it you?
Ryan giving me a big tour of the map of Aussie.
Learning the world.
Babe, I'll take you on a tour of the map.
Yarrabilba.
Really romantic.
I'll take you to Yarrabilba.
So is this all Aboriginal names?
Yes.
Oh, see, that makes sense now.
Then we can go have a look at Wollongarra.
Wollongarra.
Yeah, it's all Aboriginal names.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
That makes a lot of sense.
Same as like New Zealand.
Yeah, we have that in New Zealand.
Yeah.
Huh. But it seems like less of a fuss. Like. That makes a lot of sense. Same as like in New Zealand. Yeah, we have that in New Zealand. Yeah. Huh.
But it seems like less of a fuss.
Like it doesn't, Aussies over there like being like,
oh, let's bloody well change it back.
Yeah, are they?
No.
Yeah.
I feel like I can, not in my lifetime have I ever recalled
that it was called something else.
Yeah.
You know?
Except for Uluru, which its other white person name is
airs rock oh yeah but it's now been changed where people are like it's ularu and then you know you
can say ularu or airs rock right right yeah i do the subtle thing when people like taupo no taupo
i'm like oh you mean taupo yeah oh sorry like, oh, you mean Taupo. Yeah.
Oh, sorry, I didn't understand.
You mean Taupo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where?
Yeah, just go where?
Yeah, where?
Taupo.
Never heard of it.
Where?
I hate the Tauranga.
I can't even say it.
Tauranga.
Oh, it kills me.
Tauranga.
It kills me.
Tauranga.
Tauranga.
Stop.
All right, guys, we're off to Tauranga.
Get in the cab.
Get in the cab.
Thank you. Tauranga. Yeah. Yeah. Get in the cab. Thank you.
Tauranga.
So much nicer too.
It is.
It feels nicer to say.
I remember seeing this post and it was like,
oh, you can't say the na in Ngaruahia,
but you can say there's like a champagne name.
Yes.
What is that?
Oh my gosh, I know.
Yeah, there was like other words that have the exact same na.
Oh, but they could say it. Yeah, they say it with yeah they say it was like a wine and there's a wine or something
blanc yeah blanc oh no some g matt leblanc yeah you can say matt leblanc
has matt leblanc bought out a leblanc oh he should have done that. God, surely he's done that. Surely.
I'll get on the blower.
I'll tell him.
Would it be Savignon LeBlanc?
Savignon LeBlanc.
Savignon Matt LeBlanc.
Savignon LeBlanc.
Savignon Matt LeBlanc.
There's a marketing thing in there.
I mean, we've come up with it.
For all the people that have done general alcoholic stuff.
We'll only take 30%, Matt, if you're listening.
And the slogan, how you tasting?
That's good.
How you tasting?
How you tasting?
I'll be there for you.
I'll be there for you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And on that note, I think that we might wrap it up.
Well done, guys.
We covered a lot of subjects there.
We've grown a lot.
Let's see if I can get this right here
we go oh bring them back the old school i can't hear anything oh that's brie's dad's answering
machine oh how come you can't hear it have you played it out loud or is it yeah i heard it did
you hear it yeah oh do you want to turn the fader up maybe i did but is it that one? That one. Hold on.
Oh, this makes me look bad. Okay, one more time.
I'm coming in. Well, howdy
pilgrim. Yeah, I heard that one. Okay, good.
Bye.
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