ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 3rd September 2025

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

On this, the day of Bree's new birthday, nothing's changed, and we're still bullying each other (with love). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Checking my reflection and telling your best friend like, girl, I think I poo myself. On Brie's new birthday. On my fucking birthday. I was supposed to be yesterday, but you didn't look at it. That is so good. I think I pooed myself. Why have I been getting so badly bullied on this show lately? How dare you?

First, there was the taskmaster open it yesterday. Now this. What happens is when you put yourself out there? We'll do it to Clint. That's a horrible message just said to people, Claudia. Clint, you do some weird raps and we'll do it for the top of hours. See, Clint never puts himself out there so we can't believe him. I'm never opening up.

Yeah, those walls are up. Yeah, I'm never opening up again. Oh, no. What's this button that's just called foreskin? My friend of school had the biggest foreskin in the world that he could hide things in it. Oh, you wanted that one, Harry. That's where you keep your pool balls. And he could hide things in it.

Ignore that one. You could put a Coke can in there. Do you guys want an update? Yeah, speaking about four skins. It's not a four skin. It's her tail. And she's a girl. It's a five skin.

She's a fucking. And you know what? She's a bit. Even though you guys don't deserve me to open up, I'm going to. An update on my dog, Meryl's tail. It's not good, guys. Oh, no. Not looking good.

It's the whole thing going to have to go? Do you want to hear in the past however many weeks, what we've tried to wrap her tail. The first thing we tried was this like real expensive like sport tape that's meant to be real sticky, came straight off. Then we tried wrapping a sock over her tail and then like putting tape around it

which did work okay but would come off. Then we tried, I then tried this stuff called flexi. It's essentially if you get third degree burns and you put it over a third degree burn. it's real sticky but then it wouldn't breathe so then wouldn't heal so they wouldn't heal so then that was a bust then sophia my partner bought home a tiny little baby sock because the big sock was too big and it was weighing her tail down too much so we put these tiny little baby socks on her tail that's it just bleed straight through it and so today this might be the last resort

I went to the chemist And I bought It's a toe A silicon toe guard But it's like perfect tail size But it's for your second toe What? I think if you've

Is it like long distance running or something? I think so Or if you've got like a really bad blister Is it just the tip of her tail that's bleeding? Yeah You haven't even said what the bleeding is from From Happy Tail Syndrome But if people listen to the other podcast

They would have heard it Yeah yeah yeah Bree's dog keeps whacking her tail into the wall. Yeah. It's one side right on the tip of her tail. And then I don't know how much they're going to have to cut off. Aw. You have half a tail.

Yeah. Half a tail wouldn't flop around as much. It would lose the whiplash on the end. What would you rather your dog to have half a tail or no tail? Half a tail. Half a half. My dog's tail is quite magnificent. So is Merrill's tail.

Yeah. Merrill's tail is huge Yeah And that's probably why she hits it on so many ears Poor thing My dog's tail's very petted Like it's like a big brush Nah

If I reckon if your dog lived in our house It would have a problem It's because our house is so small Well if you loved your dog You'd move A shit thing to say That's why we moved That's why we moved into this house

Because that has a backyard For the dogs God damn You asshole in brighter news I'm sorry you're going through that that's awful and I don't know I don't have a solution for you

I'm just so sick of cleaning blood off the wall Oh god Damn She won't live outside No way Have you met her My other dog Whitney I'd be like

I reckon she'd love it outside If you built her a nice kennel she wouldn't Meryl wouldn't survive a day Winter would suck She'd be like In brighter news My daughter's whole class listened to the full podcast that she was on.

I was going to say, which one? No, no, no, no, no. The one that they were on. Lucy sent it in for Tui's class news, the seven-minute podcast, and the whole class sat down and they put it on the TV, and they played the whole podcast for them. Did they like it? Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, they did, but I wasn't there. Would you gain any listeners from it? Well, you never know what kids comprehend. They were like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, what's the radio? Why is Tui in there? Yeah. How'd you get in that box?

And who's that breechick? Some kids would understand it. Yeah. Especially if their parents listen to radio. Yeah, true. You know? True. Which means it'd be a pretty cool brag to be like, yeah.

Some kids would get it, her age, yeah. Are you guys passing notes? Claudia just drew me a dick. I'm not very good at drawing them, though, so it's a tiny dick. Oh, no, that's normal size. No, that's way bigger. That's way smaller than mine. That's normal size.

Mine's massive. Sixes, six inch. Actually, not seven. What? What are we talking about? Sorry, we're talking about children. My goodness. Oh, yeah.

Wait, what? Abort, abort! Yeah. Don't abort! Don't say it. Oh, my God. Don't let my mom listen to this. Oh, route.

That was a beautiful... That was a beautiful... No, that was a beautiful... A boy, a lot of coincidences. one after the other. Yeah. I take it back, I don't reckon you are ready for kids.

Nah, man. Did you say she was ready for kids? I could have kids. Yeah, I was encouraging it, but... I want children. Yeah. I can maybe give it a year or two.

If I'm starting my comedy career, I need to hold off. Yeah, yeah, you've got a tour yet. What notes are you sending each other now? I'm going to write a note to Clint. Okay. Nah, just email me. See you guys later.

You don't check your... Wait, everyone. Go listen to the other show. I can subscribe because it's really good. We had a great show today. I just want to say that. We had a surprise for Bree. That was really good, guys.

That was really good. We did a beautiful, heartfelt break. I was very surprised. There were tears. Yeah, there was some good stuff today. And good Clint. So. Good clit or good Clint?

Both. Both. Abort, abort! Check up my reflection and tell her best friend. Oh, thank my pooh, sir. I hate everyone. Play ZM's Brian Clint

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