ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: 4pm is too late for a sandwich
Episode Date: August 12, 2026Clint has found himself in a sandwich-based pickle. Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...mation.
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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.
H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go.
So when are we sharing the news?
That's a good question.
When are we share?
I'm not suggesting we share it now.
I'm just asking when we're sharing the news.
Okay, we'll all say when we'd like to share the news
so that they don't know who the news is coming from.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Oh, yeah, okay.
I'll share the news if it's mine,
on the 25th of this month.
Oh, you want to wait that long to share your news?
Yeah, I'm a private person.
Oh, yeah.
When would you like to share the news if it is yours to share Clint?
ASAP.
Oh, shit.
ASAP.
Okay.
Claudia, if the news is yours, what time frame are we working with?
Sorry, can I rephrase?
Yeah.
Sure.
ASA Brie.
That was worth it.
And she's back.
Oh.
Nice.
Claudia?
Yeah, that makes sense.
I would say two weeks before.
Before it happens?
Yeah.
Ella, if the news to be yours, when would you?
Maybe a week before it will happen.
Oh, wow.
Oh, you damned me, but wow, damn.
The news ain't waiting that long.
Okay, that's good tonight.
That's interesting.
Cool.
I'm interested in that.
Well, whoever has the news?
Yeah, we'll find out.
I guess we'll wait and see.
How's everybody?
A very large egg sandwich about 45 minutes ago.
And can I just say, 4 p.m.
too late in the day for a large egg sandwich.
I'm just so hungry though that that would sound kind of good.
Me too.
What is the perfect 4pm snack then?
Because I'm eating a blooming carrot and I'm hungry.
That's too harsh.
I think you need to be soft.
Yeah, I tend to agree.
Yeah.
Yogget?
Yogget.
It's very boring.
Yogget?
Oh, yogut.
Yogut bananas with a dribble of maple syrup would absolutely slap an old lady.
Please refer to it as a drizzle, not a dribble.
But I put it in my mouth and then I dribble it onto my yogurt.
That's different.
I have a penguin routine.
You can cut this out, cool.
Brooke dribbles in her sleep.
Oh, okay.
So, why.
Doesn't everyone?
No, I snore.
I think I do too if I'm sleeping real.
Do you?
Do you?
Do you?
I wake up and there's like a puddle around my mouth.
It's the worst.
This is my main problem with being single is I'm enjoying sleep.
I sleep on a diagonal.
I sleep talk and I cuss people out specifically by name and I dribble.
I rip ass.
I'm never.
Because the thing is with you.
When you're dating, you're like, oh, you're hanging out and then you're like watching movies,
then you're cuddling and then you're sleeping over for the first night.
You can't be dribbling, ripping ass, swearing on the first night.
I agree.
And this is the problem I've always had with sharing a bed is I can curate the awake version of me.
Yeah.
I am not in charge of a sleep me.
Absolutely not.
Apparently Ryan this morning, my husband, he was giving me lots of cuddles in the morning.
I was dead asleep.
I did not feel a thing.
Yeah.
Which is okay.
actually I'd rather that than like
shit in and
I should never said that I
shit the bed
I never said you did
okay that's
and then because on the other end of that
everything else though
I think your reaction is
disproportionate because you pretty much said you do
everything else
yeah
okay would you rather
dribble sleep diagonally
cussing your sleep these are all
cute quirky things or
would you rather
shit the bed at a crushes house
One of them is not explainable.
Tell us the time when you did do that.
96.96, when did you crack your dax in front of your crush?
Hey, hey, hey.
No, but as well, waking up in the morning, because if you've had a rough sleep, because you're...
Sorry.
And you're just trying to look good?
That's the second thing, but you've just had the worst sleep of your life and you're like,
I know I look stoned at the nail salon right now, but I just had a rough night's sleep.
My favourite thing about not dating right now is having my room and my bed to myself.
Oh, I'm so nice.
Oh, yeah, yeah, guys.
I know, that's when I get into a relationship.
I'm definitely, like, sleep divorce is definitely happening.
My wife is so keen on a sleep divorce.
We have a spare bedroom and it has a really good mattress in it.
But you also have a big bed.
We have a big bed.
Not big enough for my wife's liking.
She'd like me further away.
But when I do sleep in the spare bed, like if I'm working late or if one of
us as sick or something.
Yeah.
I will often say to her, shit, I had a good sleep on that mattress.
And she's very quick to be like, it could be yours.
Oh, yeah.
That could be your bedroom.
Would you do that full time?
Would you be happy with that or do you like having someone else there?
Yeah.
Do you know what it would be really?
I just feel like it's the beginning of the end.
Oh, yeah, that's fair.
It's a chance to be youthful again because you could be lying in that beard texting
her and that beard being like, hey.
I thought you were saying it was a chance to be youthful because I could decorate the room
how I wanted to do.
You could put your back to do.
I could put my posters up.
I'm going to my Ralph magazine posters.
Or you could sneak out the window.
Yeah.
Performance car magazines up.
Yeah.
Sounds awesome.
It sounds sick actually.
What's the problem?
Set up my mini system.
Put my Lincoln Park CDs on.
It's my PlayStation all night.
Epic.
Do you know when I was a teenager,
I decked, because I had the sleep out,
and I decked my room out with a couch, a fridge.
Epic.
Sky TV.
Hell yes.
And the family computer was in my room.
Which was actually downside.
Wake up to dad just being on trade me at 4 in the morning.
My dad doesn't know how to use a computer.
But my brothers, they didn't want to come to, they didn't want to hang out with me.
But they just want to use the computer.
I'm like, you do not.
You just want to fuck with me.
Oh, yeah.
No, we don't.
We want, mom said we can use the computer for our homework.
We're going to play a two-player game, which means you can't.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Looking forward to Claudia's news.
Yeah, looking forward to Claudia's big news.
Yeah, looking forward to everyone else's news.
See tomorrow.
5, 6, 6, 7, 8.
H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go.
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