ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 4th April 2024

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

Clint says waaaaaay more he needs to about an experience he had in a tent, and Australia has too many spiders.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi. Oh, hi. That was Sean. Hi. Welcome to the After Party, everybody, with Brie, Clint, Claudia and Ella. Hi. G'day, guys.

We should do a week where we each have to bring a guest to the podcast. Oh. A guest. A guest. A guest. Like what we call them. Shotgun mum and I. Yeah.

Shotgun big Steve. Oh, shit. Yeah. Who else else you got who else would be interesting um i don't know my grandma's a good yarn okay that can be your guest can't wait till that day um actually i've never met your grandma that was rude what if she's lovely she's actually a really funny lady yeah so how old is your grandma no how was rude. What if she's lovely? She's actually a really funny lady. Yeah. How old is your grandma? 88. How old? 88.

Oh, don't. 88. Don't lie. She'd be boring. Can you put the microphone in front of your face? It's in her mouth. Oh, 88. Can you find a halfway point between those two things?

88. Thank you. Two fat ladies. Two fat ladies. I didn't get that one. Oh, they look like little fat ladies. They look like abs. The letters. 88. 69. We looked snatched twice. 69. Two fat ladies. Two fat ladies. I didn't get that one. Oh, they look like little fat ladies. They look like adams for letters. 88.

69. We looked snatched twice. 69, dinner for two. What does that mean? Can you explain that one? No, I've never done it. He hasn't. He's told us that before.

He really hasn't. You're missing out. I tried. You are missing out. I tried. You couldn't get the angle right, eh? I tried, but we didn't talk about it first, and they were like, where are you going?

Oh, that's so bad. That's so bad. I do wonder how you manage to marry someone sometimes. It was an intent. How did I make those children? An intent! Oh, God. That's fucked up. On New Year's Eve.

R&B? Nah. Nah, Friends Backyard Oh my god, the story just gets worse and worse Holy shit Were you trying to be on top or underneath? Please don't say on top The man should not The man should not be on top

The man's not on top. Really? Are you backing your asshole up into that girl's face? Is that what you're telling me? Because if that's the case, that's a hate crime. Is there a top-down mouth pound? That is a hate crime right there. I'm crying.

That poor girl would still be in therapy today if that's the case. Just your hairy eye of Mordor coming at her face. We all do strange things growing up, don't we? I've never done that. I never did that. Anyway, are you now surprised

why it's never happened for me again? No, I'm not surprised. That does make a lot of sense. That's a very traumatic experience. It didn't work. Was it too long for the tent? Were your feet pugging out in the end? I've got to zip it up. The tent.

There's nothing less sexy than doing it in a tent. I don't think I ever have. No, you're right. It's not sexy. There's no ventilation. Oh, there is, but you have to open a, you have to. Hold on, hold on. Wait right there.

This tent's a rocking. Don't come a knocking. Yeah, not sexy. Can't knock on a tent. Cool. Anyway, anyway, that's more revealing. We know you so well now. More revealing than I planned for the pod. That's going to give me nightmares tonight, I reckon.

No, man, that's just funny. That is nightmarish. Same way again. We were all really sunburnt as well. I was going to say. But like itchy-bitey and sunburnt. That's fucked up. Probably got stingos on.

Sweaty. What do you mean, stingos? Stingos. Stingos? Do you know what Stingos is? No You put it on when you get a sting? Nah You've never heard of Stingos? What's a sting?

Is that a brand? Like a Stingo stole me baby Like Dingos but Stingos Nah So it's like a patch Like Stingo away so they called it Stingos Oh no It's a cream

No it's just a cream For what? Keen. For stinging. I swear you guys would have sting goes. Sting goes. That's how she described my arm. Yeah, that's what I thought she was talking about.

Chemist Warehouse New Zealand, sting goes. Okay. Yeah. Let's get some and try it out. You need to get stung. I'll get your bee. I'll bite you. Who here has been stung by a bee? Me. you. Who here has been stung by a bee?

Me. Who here has been stung by a wasp? Not me. I'm allergic to them. My friend got stung by a wasp. We were driving around and it must have been trying to cross paths with us and it went in the window under her sunglasses. You're fucking kidding.

It got her right on the cheek. Oh, my God. Wasp stings, in my opinion, because I've had both. Way worse. Like, they last for weeks. Oh, my God. Wasp stings, in my opinion, because I've had both. Way worse. Yeah. Like, they last for weeks. Do they? Yeah.

And it turns into a scab. I've been stung for, like, 20 years, 25 years. I got stung by a fucking bumblebee last year. Cute. And then someone messaged me, not cute. You killed it. And then someone was like, bumblebees don't sting. They're friendly.

And I was like, you tell my fucking armpit that. Oh, yeah. I got stung on my foot as a kid. They fucking hurt. They get you only once. My whole arm swelled up, so it looked like I was real jacked. Oh, I remember that. We used to describe small boobies as bee stings.

That's right. Bee stings. My mom sat on a bee and got stung on the bum once. Did she? And she comes running in the house, guys Guys get the sting out, get the sting out And just pulls her pants down and we all just stare and laugh That was fun Mother please

I wonder if anyone's been stung on the penis before Probably Or the flap Definitely Some sucker out there would have stuck their winger in a beehive What about Yeah totally They would have

They would have Yeah What about that guy What about that guy who If you can think of it they've guy who got bit by a redback spider on his ball sack in Australia? Ouch. How? Because he went to a port-a-loo and it was under. Yeah.

Shut Australia down. Yeah. That's enough. That's too far. Yeah. That's too far. Yeah, you guys take it too far. Can you get it on your mic, please? Yeah. You guys take it too far with your weird animals far Yeah you guys take it too far Can you get on your mic please

Yeah You guys take it too far With your weird animals Even our heads Did you go to broadcasting school I'm sorry I really need to pee And I feel wiggly

Stop moving your mic around It sounds like this Guys I need I think I need to go To the toilet Hey I'm going to take a massive Waz

Alright A waz Alright You have cool Words for things Up the waz Up the waz Up the waz Well that was a really fun podcast Waz, all right? Waz? All right, all right. You have cool words for things. Isn't that that sports team? Up the Waz. Up the Waz.

Up the Waz. Well, that was a really fun podcast. You need a Waz. Only go home for dinner for one. What? Yeah. Not dinner for two. Okay. That was a throwback to the-

Let's hope not. Anyway, see you tomorrow. What are you having? What are you having? What's for dinner? A mandarin? Or a bander out?