ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 4th April 2025

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

Another week done and dusted and we've chosen the last day of the week to have a deep discussion about marriage and religion... it's not as serious as it sounds I swear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brianne Clint, the podcast. What happened to Chablerone after that song? Haven't heard much from her. Yeah, kind of just faded away. Run it wonder? Yeah, pretty much just faded away. Wonder? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. All fluff. Yeah, just all the front.

Yeah. Manufactured. A lot of makeup and bells and whistles. Hey, what's up? You're not in a biting mood today, neither of you. No, I'm learning. Don't learn, it's no fun. Finally you're not in a biting mood today. Neither of you. No, I'm learning. Don't learn. It's no fun.

Finally, you're learning. But it's still hurting me. I really want to say I love to have a run. How dear. That was really rude. Yeah, that was rude. Yeah. That's all.

How dear. Of you. See? I'm learning, but it still hurts. Yeah. It's hard, isn't it? I really want to say stuff. It's real hard.

It's fine, guys. It's fine don't want to say stuff. It's real hard. It's fine, guys. It's fine. Just every time you just. Namaste. Seven days till you're a weird woman, Ella. Yeah, what the heck? Where are you spending your wedding night? Wedding night in the love shack.

Pound town. Yeah, pound town. Seven nights till you have sexy times. Yeah, baby. For the first time ever. Virgin no more. Virgin. Yeah, baby. For the first time ever. Let's go. Virgin no more. Virgin. Oh, guys.

Are you staying on site at the place where you're having the wedding? Well, like two minutes down the road at my in-law's friend's place and they have an outhouse and we're calling it the love shack tonight. Wait, wait, wait. Are there going to be other people staying there? No. It's a little outhouse. I think it's like a little...

A sleepout. Sleepout. Yeah. But the rest of the family, were you in the main house? Well, at the house house of Lou and Conrad's, yeah. Oh, okay. Will they hear you? Yeah.

No. No, it's like a five minute walk. But they'll know what you're doing. Everyone will know. Everyone will know. It's always funny. Like those Gloria Vale weddings where they have to go away for an hour During the day

Before the dinner And then they come back Pregnant Everyone's like Hey Hey How was it Yeah

Damn No Christian weddings are really funny Because Such the elephant in the room Virgin bride Everyone's sober Everyone knows Everyone is sober

And it's like Bye guys Honestly I might be quite naive when it comes to this stuff. How much percent of... What is this question about today? What is the percent of unmarried people that you think haven't had sex yet? Like a virgin. Right, okay. people that you think haven't had sex yet? Well, that would be going

to the census study and seeing No, they don't ask that question in the census. They're not asking that. They're asking if you're religious or not. Yeah, but that doesn't mean, like, there's a lot of religions that don't. What percentage of people in 2025 are not having

sex before marriage? It doesn't know. Okay, well, if you were trying to get a little bit of a stack, you'd look at the census and you'd see who's religious and then kind of go off that. Nah, I don't think that's accurate. Because you're religious.

Yeah, you're religious. No. I don't think so's accurate. Because you're religious. Yeah, you're religious. No. I don't think so. I don't really know. I believe there's God. So you're religious. Does that make me religious? Yeah.

A little bit. You go to church. Nah. You're on the spectrum. I'm on the spectrum. You're on the religious spectrum. Yeah, I'll be on the religious spectrum. I do.

I do. Yeah. I think there's something out there. I had all my sex before marriage. Nice. Used it all up Wait what about the two kids Only twice I'm joking

I'm joking But that's quite a good joke Not bad Put that in your type five No he said He's used up all his six Stop it Love it

Yeah, cool I think, look, I'm not religious But she is a virgin But what the fuck What the fuck If you're not having sex before marriage And you're making that big of a commitment Well, it's probably from back in the day

Where if somebody got you pregnant, like this is before contraception, right? Yeah, this is before contraception. We're in 2025. Yes, yeah, yeah. It's obviously outdated and outmoded, but it would have come from a good place where they put the fear of God into people and say, you will go to hell if you do that, so that men didn't just run rampant

and get these women pregnant and then just hop on their horse and ride off to another village, leaving them to deal with the aftermath. I just feel like, yeah, I don't know. It sounds judgmental from me. I get it. But if you're making that big of a commitment where you're saying I will be with this person forever.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, I agree. I agree. It's like buying a car without Tiss driving it. Yeah. That car could be fucked underneath. It's like buying a house without entering it. Through the back door.

Or the front door. Either door. Or the window. I get that. Here's my perspective. Or the nose. Or the attic. Anything else?

You haven't even been jacked off by that house's hands yet You haven't even sat on that house's chimney yet Hey girl, what'd that chimney do? Jeez, what smoke is coming out of there? I'll just leave you to it Go on Ella No, go, go You're funny

No, I don't know, I just think Clint's cooking a can of beer No, no, no, I'm done, No, I don't know. I just think Clint's cooking up. No, no, no. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I think if you've just grown up. You haven't even checked out the wet room. Oh, yuck.

My headphones have fallen off. Or the butler's pantry. Just end the podcast. Please make it end. End it. Whoa, it's got a huge ensuite. I feel like I'm the teacher and I've got my two annoying kids. I'm trying to like-

And a walk here. A walk and wink. Guys, it's all right. If you're listening. What were you going to say? I can talk? Yeah. Let her talk.

I can sing. Go on. I mean, I'm actually interested in what you were gonna say if you want to have an adult discussion we can are you clearly there is a new low for us clearly being given an adult conversation by the intern yeah fuck wow i've been here this is my fifth year clinton so you are still reacting a little bit got him my fifth year no okay two seconds on this can we do that yeah go so i kind of i i get where we are on that i do but because i've grown up in it i've also i get the other side so the other side perspective i guess if you've got a faith is one you're in that community so you're not

really missing out on much because no one's doing it no one's really doing it two i don't like the fear of god putting into people because if you are 16 or 20 or whatever and you're actually getting feelings down there you know you should be able to explore that don't love that but i think it's more of a the perspective is it's more of a god like god has got a partner for me so i it's more of a trust destiny trust yeah trust in god because he's got a partner for me. Yeah, but I've never met this God person. I don't know if they're trustworthy.

But that's the perspective. No, I understand what you're saying. But then the issue with that is say you buy into that whole thing and then you don't end up with a partner, then that's even worse because it's not your fault. It's like, wow, God doesn't want me to be happy. Yeah, that's fucked, eh? That's a whole other thing.

I don't need to get into it. That messes with people. That's a, God doesn't want me to get married. I've been smote, yeah. I know some people. God doesn't want me to be with someone. No, and they make their peace with that and then they go do another plan. Join the clergy, yeah.

They do another plan for their life. Have you guys seen that documentary about those two psychos? What one? That ran, started this cult. That's what it was. It was called Twin Flames. I've heard of it. I've heard of it.

And essentially they were running this cult where their whole thing was that you sign up to their program and they will find you your twin flame. And essentially a twin flame is the same as a soulmate, but they will preach and tell people that there's only one out there. So there's one other twin flame like your twin flame and there's that's it and they are the only person or the guy in the relationship because it's men and a wife and he's like the only one that can tell you who your twin flame is and it was so fucked that they ended up convincing people that even if they were fucking straight,

that their twin flame, like I say, a woman, and that her twin flame was another woman. That's messed up. Even though that woman was straight. That's bizarre. And then so this woman who obviously has drunk the Kool-Aid and has gone down this whole thing and has bought into everything finally gets told who her twin flame

is and they're like, it's this woman. And she's like, what the hell? And she had no choice. And she ends up dating this woman and she isn't gay. It's horrible. Where can we watch this documentary? I think it's on Neon. Wow. I think.

The perfect sponsor plug. Well done. Well done. Nice. I hope it's on Neon. Just Google it. Go on Neon. Wow. I think. The perfect sponsor plug. Well done. Well done. Nice. I hope it's on Neon. Just Google it. Go on Neon anyway. Hold on, wait. You keep going. Oh, I was going to wrap it up.

Oh. Twin flame. I'm going to wrap it up for after the wedding. Slop, slop, slap and rap. Just putting on some googly music. I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahama. Come on, pretty mama. I thought you were singing this, Clint. Sort of like you.

He's the low notes in the back. Yeah. I want to take you to Kokomo. And then we'll take it slow. That's where I want to go. Down on Kokomo. It says it's on Netflix, but I swear I watched it on ZM. Perfect timing. Have a great weekend, everybody.

We'll see you guys later. See you guys. Bye.