ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 4th December 2024

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

The loosest game of Would You Rather. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple, Spotify Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network And then I woke up Because music was playing I just suddenly tuned into it It was this song I'm having a party

A party for two Sounds like a theme song to a show or something. It does. I'd watch it. Yeah, wait, who sings it? Shania Twain. Huh. What?

Yeah. Did you not know that? What? And, oh, I want to say Kenny Loggins. I don't think it's Kenny Loggins. Kenny Chesney or someone maybe? Why is everyone in country music's name Kenny? Great question.

Keith Kenny. Keith Kenny. The Ks. Alan. Willie. Willie. but that's everyone in country music's name kenny good great question kenny keith kenny alan willie willie sorry i have a would you rather okay hit us with it i've been thinking about it for a while and I don't know what I'd pick, but would you rather have penises coming out of your elbows or penises springing out from your knees? Oh, for fuck's sake. Let's play a game. Where do you want the penises?

Or on your head. Then you can be a dickhead. That's why Clint's got a scar on his forehead. Then you can be a dickhead. That's why Clint's got a scar on his forehead. Yeah. That's a good joke. One that is so like, it doesn't make sense but when you think. Makes complete sense.

Scar on your forehead. Yes. But you're not saying anything about dicks but it's a scar on your head. I like it. What are you talking about? What? I said the scar on Clint's forehead which on your head. I like it. What are you talking about? What? I said the scar on Clint's forehead, which he has one. Yeah. I said that's from where he got the dick removed.

Oh, right. Okay. Implying there used to be a dick on his forehead, meaning he's a dickhead. I'm a dickhead. See, the joke doesn't seem as funny when you have to explain it. Sorry. Anyway, pick your penis. I'm a dickhead. See, the joke doesn't seem as funny when you have to explain it. Sorry, sorry.

Anyway, pick your penis. I'm going to pick the knee penis, I think. Because I think they'll be easier to hide. And you can also. Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah, I'd have to agree with you, Claude. I already want to hide my knees anyway.

Yeah. It's no difference, right? Yes. I'm wearing shorter shorts because i wear jorts all the time and these shorts are too long but i feel like my whole fanny's out you got a lot of thigh yeah look at this like literally mid-thigh we talk about like wearing denim jeans or shorts and when they're too tight the seam like rides into your vagina oh get me out god God, I hate that.

Someone told me once that the song from Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj, Side to Side. Is about that. Is about like being on an exercise bike and then going side to side and the seam running on you. Who told you that? I don't know. That's not true because it's about something else.

Been there all day. Like your version of it is so niche. It could not true because it's about something else. Been there all day. Your version of it is so niche. It could be true. Side. You got me moving side to side. No. No? Let me Google it.

No, we've debunked this before. It is side to side Ariana Grande about the seam in your pants. I'll be the seam in your pants. According to the singer, the top 40 hit is about having so much sex that walking in a straight line becomes a problem. There you go. What the hell? So it's just as risque. So rude. There you go. What the hell? So it's just as risque.

So rude. There you go. Have you had that problem before? Cut my leg off. That was a joke. Excuse you. Do not answer that. Excuse you.

Should we do a few quick would you rathers to round this out? Absolutely. Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year? Lotto. Sorry. Love Sorry, love. Definitely love. What's the current jackpot on the lotto? I don't know.

Because it doesn't mean you're cancelling love totally. No, it doesn't. That's true. But if you get the love, you don't get the money. Yeah, but some people never find true love. So you run that risk. I had two great aunties. Died virgins. What?

They weren't married, but I assume they were missionaries. I don't think they were risking it for the biscuit. Really? Yeah. Imagine dying. Virgins and rich, they died. Could be worse. Virgins and rich.

Phyllis and Gwenda. Wow. Are they still alive? No, they didn't. Oh, you said they died. And Gwenda got so, you know, when you're in a rest home and old, she started taking our dogs' toys. She wanted to keep them.

Oh. Geez, that story took a turn. Sorry. No, bless her. Another one, another one. Give us another. Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade? Coma. Jail.

Jail. I don't want to go to jail. But you lose ten years if you're in a coma. Yeah, that's fine. Ten years. I'm sleeping. I love sleep. It sounds like a great deal. But jail could really fuck you up. Exactly. Whereas like a coma. I would fuck jail up. Yeah. Claudia would come out buff ass.

With a fixed Rubik's cube. I can just picture Claudia going into jail and running like a dirty undie ring or something. What's that? Thanks. When she gets all the prisoners to wear dirty undies and then sells them online. And her being the boss of it. Just like on Orange is the New Black. Okay, next question.

Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush? And no partner. I don't know. Who's your celebrity crush? I always struggle with this. Who's your one? Who would you pick?

Like if someone came to you and said, right, I'm granting you the wish of you get one night with your celebrity crush, who are you picking? I don't know. I've got two top of mind. Two? Who? Kristen Stewart. Yeah.

You guys would be hot. I just watched the Christmas movie she's in. Such a good Christmas movie. I don't like that one. Don't you? Nah. Why? Trauma.

Trauma, yeah trauma yeah because the trauma nah it just felt like they fought and never really apologized yeah but they got they got there in the end yeah sort of the end was nice yeah tell me i want to watch oh you should watch it too yeah my other one is hannah waddingham from ted lasso yeah she's flying her like a tree yeah and you would she's pretty tall she could lift me so easily she's got such good, she's so hot. Climb her like a tree. And you would. She's pretty tall. She could lift me so easily. She's got such good muscles. She's pretty. Yeah, she's pretty good looking.

Yeah. Who would you pick, Ella? I'd do a girl. Just try something new. I don't know. You can't just say, oh, girl. You have to pick someone. Anyone with titties.

No. Billy? No, man. I would just want to be her friend. But like someone, oh, Abbey Chatfield's hot. You'd pick out of the, no offense to Abbey Chatfield, like out of the world. I don't want to sound like Clint, but Sidney Sweeney's hot.

Oh, God. I just don't get it. I think she's pretty, but I just don't get the hype around it. Let me think. I'd probably pick Aubrey Plaza because she'd be wild. Oh, yeah, put me down for that. Teresa? Teresa.

Okay, you want one more? Yeah, one more. Okay. Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your internet history. Internet history. Yeah, begrudgingly internet history. Internet history.

Slightly less dodgy than my brain. I go incognito when I need to. She knows how to. Huh? You know how to. It's so easy. You literally just right click on Safari or Google and then you click new incognito window.

Delete this if this is a bad story. But I just saw a video of this kid crying in the background and the parents looking at his history book. Oh no. And it's like big titties. Titties jiggling. Yeah, nice. And the kid's just like, no! It's so embarrassing.

Oh, the poor kid. Even just the stuff that's not like the weird sexy stuff, just like the ridiculous questions that you need to Google the answer to. Okay, what's the last thing you Googled? Gosh. Actually, I'm scared. I don't know. History, history, history. History. Why can't i find my history

uh mine's all dog kennels because i need to find somewhere to put my dog i can't even figure out where i'm supposed to be looking lead singer of the goo goo dollss, Then and Now, Michael Buble Christmas Song, and that's about it. Mine's so boring. How do I find it? Neck cream. Neck cream. You go here and then you click on that.

And then the little book. Oh, yes, thank you. No, the clock. That was dumb. Smooth Mars bar. Smooth Mars bar. Oh, yes, thank you. And the clock. That was dumb. Smooth Mars bar. Smooth Mars bar. Oh, what did you need that for? Eh?

Wouldn't you like to know? All right. Mine's just all shopping. Yeah, it is that time of year. And hikes with my dog. But there's like nothing. You should come over to the shore. There's really good spots.

And we can wrap it up. I want to put my hiking boots on and take my dog out to the wilderness. Right. They can keep talking about their hiking and we will leave. How do you feel about pistachios? I love pistachios. I'm going to wank my dick. Oh, no.

Not more nut chat. Turning yours off. We'll see you next time. Turning yours off.