ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 4th December 2025

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

Clint's away so it's ladies day again, and we need your advice on a couple of things. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No, stop, doing what you're doing, where Clint is away, and the girls are here, just the girls in me. Wee. Wee! Claudia said she has something for the after party today. I have one piece of almost admin. No, almost. So you know how we're coming up to the end of the year, right?

Yeah. How do you feel? Hear me out. Friday Oakey, the last one. Yeah. With a guest, aka producers on the backing vocals. Ooh, I'm open to it. I'm open to anything.

I say spice it up. I want Breeze backing vocals. No, you don't get to choose. Why? Because I did. I versed Clint last time. Oh, you did. So now I want to be.

with Brie. Okay. I think if I'm with Clint, I'd shine more because he's got a boy voice and I have a girl voice. No, we'd bring fire. We'd take him, wouldn't we? We'd take those bitches.

Do you want Ella? I don't mind. I think both of you were great. That's a good answer. I'd be happy with either. But you want me, right? Okay, cool. Either all.

Yep. Stop winking at her. Stop that. Hey, both are you are better singers than me, so I'll take what I can get. Okay, that's one. one thing my second thing so i was going through my drawers today at home and i found a how old would it be six year old vibrator vibrator what next to no not a vibrator a homemade voucher that

someone gave to me and it was good for one bottle of what it was a rum crackin crackin rum which i still love. It's Phil's favorite rum. Phil Crack. Phil Mick. Yeah, Phil Mick's favorite. You're clever.

Middleman Mick. I'm just wondering, like, the person who gave it to me I'm not close with. So it'll be a little awkward. Is it the next? No. Okay. No. It's an old co-worker. Oh, co-worker. Yeah. So they gave you not an official voucher. They gave me a piece of paper for my

birthday, I believe. And it was like, this is good for one times Cracken. Two, Claudia. from this person. We're calling this person next week. Surely. We're calling them and cashing in. I will be your representative and I will say, hi.

I'm calling on behalf of Claudia's site. I just a little bit of a tough one for you, but were you aware that you gave her a document that stated that you would get her a bottle of crack and rum? And there was no expiry date on her. Oh, he stuffed it. say like good for one year or anything. It's good forever then. I'm confused. Why didn't he get you a real

because he's lazy? I think it was a last minute like he found a piece of paper at work and just made a little thing instead of going out to the liquor store and buying what he promised. And this is why I think we force him to make good on his promise. Surely. That's terrible. Oh let's call him. Let's call him next week. Shall we? Yeah. Definitely. I'll be like send him a photo of it. Mm-hmm. And then just be like, hi, you should be receiving a photo

as we speak. Evidence. Evidence of the document. This is legally binding in the court of law. I want my crackin. Yeah, give me my crackin. We did that exact thing and they haven't banked it in where our friends had a baby like a year ago and it was like a fake real voucher for us to babysit and the mom and dad go out for dinner.

So we're like waiting for the call but maybe I remind them. I don't know. You'd want to do that for free. Well, yeah, that's why we're damaged them. I just remembered I made a similar promise to Art and Matilda Green, where I said I'd babysit their kids. Because of their favour of their art, did you? Yeah, because Art filmed himself doing a fart with his pants down

that I put on national television. In a jar. In a jar. Yeah, not just any old fart. Yeah, do you know after that happened, because this was on Taskmaster, Season 6, if you're interested, New Zealand. after because all the prizes get taken back to the head office where we all kind of go after the shows finish filming

and we all have a drink until we come back the next day and do it all again anyway afterwards it was on the prize table like all the prizes sit and one of the producers was like one of the writers actually was like is this did he actually fart in here have you opened it and I was like nah I haven't opened it you should open it and smell it oh no and he opened it and smelled it Did it smell like anything? Nah.

No. Because I'm green. Even his farts don't stand. Of course not. Okay, this is a gross but interesting question that I was asking yesterday, weirdly. I, okay, so fill me up with beans, protein, like anything that will make my farts stinky, right? And I fart in a jar, one big one in a jar, keep it close for a year. Would there be a smell in a year?

I feel like there would be. Yeah, if it's a really sealed jar If you capture the Fart enough And if it's pure fart with no No air left in it Yeah How do you do that?

Horific Okay Maybe it's a science thing I've tried to light one of my farts before Did that work? Just burn yourself? It works It actually does work

It was quite scary Clint's flame thrower and test it out Like I just used like a little lighter But it was Oh, gas, right? Yeah, it was gas. That's impressive. I wonder if it was a cow.

I nearly burn a hole in my in my nus. You already have a hole in your anos? No, the ennoss of my pants. Oh, right. Well, you did it with pants on? Yeah. Curious. Yeah.

Well, farts are going through you. I hate to break it to you, Dahl. I don't fart, so I don't know about that. Farts are going through your undies, through your pants into the seat that I'm sitting on. Oh, I'm never sitting on that seat again. Sitting in Clint's seat and he doesn't farts. I dare you to smell it. No, absolutely not.

If he doesn't fart. If he doesn't fart. then smell the chair. There's too many boys that smell the chair. Smell the chair. No, he silently does it. I think he farts more than me. Yeah, you see, I see him in the camera where he'll lean.

Yep. Literally. Yep. I see it a lot. Yeah. I see it quite often. I just don't make a big deal out of it because I know he gets all weird about. Oh, that's nice of you.

Yeah. Wait, is this a place, is this a good forum to discuss the end of your prank? Or would you like to, what do we do? No, but what if he, what if he is it? He won't. End of year prank. End of year prank. interview prank.

Or maybe we won't do one. Yeah. We haven't planned anything. Don't be on edge at all. What's been your favorite end of year prank? Oh, the one where he got a fake PR package. Oh, that was smart. There's a few.

The one we swapped everything, all the sound effects and stuff. That was pretty good. Did you guys ever see the one before you guys got here? I sent him a pair of dirty knickers. What the hell? Well, it looked like it was a pair of dirty knickers. knickers and he thought he'd been sent a pair of dirty knickers that was pretty fun yeah we need to do something like that again a little like stitcher oh I got sent something oh yeah maybe it's the long

run his manager says that he's got an ad that he needs to do on instagram we make a post or something should we make him go audition for like a Kleenex ad or something there we go and he has to be like sad and cry and stuff and we just have footage of him trying to act Because he's one of the most horrendous actors I've ever seen. How do we do that? We need a fake PR. Oh, see, that would take a quiet big set up, to be honest. Or do we just hire a female voice actor to call the show at some point and say to Clint that she has a 14-year-old son and it's his?

Oh, my God. I didn't know where you were going with that. It's Jenny from Roe to Roe. Holy shit. Hi, Clint, you remember me? Jenny from Roe to Roe. You remember that one night? You should because you and I had sex in the tent.

You know how he's got face blindness? We should get a bunch of strangers. Just all day. Throughout the building all day. He's like, oh my God, Clint. How are you? That would be great. There's like 10 different people across the day and he's just like, what the hell?

Like one girl goes up, starts tearing up. Like what you? you said to me the other day was amazing. Like it's changed my life. But I'm into someone at the coffee shop and I'm like, oh my God, I haven't seen you in you. Where the hell of you been? How's your wife? Can we do that? I'm sold.

We need to hire some actors. Yeah. We can probably do that. Oh, mate, I'm down for that one. That one's, yeah. Or we get the execs in on it and we tell them off. Like, they pull him into the office. I don't see, I don't know the line. Is that to me? Or we slash his tie. Have you guys seen me?

No, New Girl? No. This one character in New Girl is just like you can't figure out where the line for the pranks is. They're either like so small or they're like, we should stab him. Or we shit on his windscreen. We fire him. We get the execs to tell him he's fired. Hired a fish in his car.

Oh, I'm so keen. Do you, I forgot to tell you, did you go to your car the other day and your window wipers were up? I forgot to message, but I was like, oh. Classic prank. One of these little rascals has come out and. See my car, put my Winskin wiper up. That was me. Man, you really inconvenienced me.

They got you. Prank. I felt pretty naughty doing that. So bad. What else could we do? I really want to go to his house and freak him out. I want to swap all his clothes for like something like two sizes smaller. The exact same, but two sizes smaller.

Shoes is funnier. Swap all these shoes for shoes, two sizes too small. That's good. Swap his dog out for a small dog. Very human dressed as a dog. A fairy. We'll keep workshopping. Yeah, if you've got any ideas.

Yeah, send them through. Maybe just to Bree. Yeah, just send them to me on Instagram. Otherwise, he'll see them in the Facebook therapy. And if Bree doesn't respond, send them to me. Yeah. Or me, maybe. I'm not good at chicken.

Make a group chat with all three of us. I don't want to be in that. Okay, just me and Bree. Fomo. We'll tell you what happened. I'll screenshot it and send it through. Okay. I do love end of year prank.

Me too. End of year prank. End of year prank. End of year prank. End of year prank. End of year prank. Okay, that was enough. Okay.

And we'll finish it there? Okay. Bye. All right, bye. See, bye. See, bye. Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.