ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 4th February 2025
Episode Date: February 4, 2025Begrudgingly Clint is explaining what Chat GPT thinks he should be eating, and it sounds... yum?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint After Party.
There's something to discuss on the After Party,
and it's Clint is keeping secrets.
Clint is keeping.
Be supportive.
I am.
This is why I'm encouraging you.
You're not.
You're looking to roast me.
No, I'm encouraging you to talk about it.
You're the one that's being all secretive about your secretive diet.
I don't have to tell you everything that goes on in my life.
Yes, you do.
I don't.
I'm your second wife. I'm your second wife.
I'm your work wife. I don't tell my
first wife everything that goes on in my life.
Have you not told her about your secret diet?
You probably should. No I've told her and she's
on board. Yeah right.
Well you kind of have to because she does all the cooking in your house
so she'd be like why are you eating
these delicious meals that I'm making you?
Yep sure.
What is the diet?
It's not a name.
It's just a...
Where'd you get it?
Chat GPT.
That's so dumb.
No, it's not.
I spoke with a nutritionist, and they gave me...
Oh, Jay's hardcore.
Yeah, yeah.
They gave me...
This is where you start to sound like a punisher.
That's why I didn't want to talk about it.
They gave me my macros, which... I'm sorry I asked. Yeah, yeah. They gave me, this is where you start to sound like a punisher. That's why I didn't want to talk about it. They gave me my macros.
I'm sorry I asked.
Exactly.
You did ask.
They gave me the amount of fat, carbs, and what's the other thing?
Protein.
Protein that I should be consuming for my age, height, weight, and goal.
What's your goal?
What is the goal?
David Dobrik ripped?
No, just lose fat.
I don't need to lose weight.
I just want to lose some fat.
And how much fat do you have?
Well, according to my fancy scales, quite a lot, 25%.
That's not bad.
Yeah.
And none of it's bad.
None of it's bad.
It's just I'd like to be a bit healthier.
I'd like to live a bit longer
Because we were discussing
What you were having for dinner
And what did you say?
Well according to ChatGPT
For dinner tonight
I'm having six ounces of
Grilled chicken breast
One steamed potato
And a teaspoon of butter
That is like depression in a meal.
It's like worse than prison food.
That honestly –
Oh, baked potato, sorry.
Destroys my soul.
Whereas –
Like I get most of my joy from eating.
And I'm not afraid to say it.
I am Italian, so I mean it's in my genes.
But I just get so much joy from food which is why i'll never be thin we um we we talked about how i think there's a male
female divide where men will whether they're on a diet or not, men will often quite happily eat the same thing every day.
I think that's a generalisation.
Yeah, well, of course it is.
But I think it's largely true.
Nah, see, I disagree.
I think it's a small, I think you're right.
I think there is like a certain cohort of men
who would just be like,
oh, just eat chicken, broccoli.
This is how I imagine they'd talk.
Yeah, yeah.
Chicken, broccoli, rice.
Yeah.
Every day.
But then I feel like there's so many,
like I've got so many male friends that are just as obsessed with food as me.
Of course they are.
But I think if you told them that they had to eat the same meal
for at least breakfast and lunch
every day for a goal,
they'd be like, oh yeah, that sounds good.
Yeah. I just can't.
Oh, I say that and then I
do absolutely
hammer one. Like when I
make something I like, like at the moment
Until you get sick of it.
Yeah. Well, this is the same thing.
That's an ADHD trait though.
I could eat chicken and broccoli and rice every day for lunch for a long time, but then
eventually I'd get sick of it.
But then it'd be months away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What about you guys?
What do you guys think?
Could you eat that kind of food and be happy and eat the same thing every night?
I could easily eat the same thing for a long time.
Like not my whole life, but like a long time. Yeah, but when you say the same thing every night i could easily eat the same thing for a long time like not
my whole life but like a long time yeah but when you say the same thing is it as bleak as yeah is
it bleak bland food i do like bland food to be fair though like i was a real picky kid and there's
still a lot of things that i refuse to eat like onions yeah, here's a question. What were all the things we didn't eat as a kid but you do eat now?
Mushrooms, beans, peas, and mashed potato.
I feel like mushrooms is a universal one because I love mushrooms now.
I love mushrooms.
I'm having a mushroom risotto for dinner.
I'm putting mushroom powder in my smoothies.
Yeah. Have you guys ever had enoki mushrooms in a mushroom risotto for dinner. I'm putting mushroom powder in my smoothies. Yeah.
Have you guys ever had enoki mushrooms in a mushroom risotto?
I've heard they're delicious.
Holy shit.
I know.
It's a texture thing.
You guys ever had magic mushrooms?
Not in a risotto.
They would go well in them.
They probably would.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Risotto in space.
Huh?
Woo!
Best risotto ever.
Compliments to the chef, dude.
Yeah, anyway.
Support me, okay?
Support me.
I'm doing something for my health.
I was supporting you.
You were the one making it secretive, so that's why I want to question you. Show me a bit of support, okay?
I was supporting you.
I'll support you, but I don't want any part of it.
I just don't want you coming in here all depresso because...
I will.
You can't be grumpy.
No, I'm not hungry.
You know what?
I'll never be hungry because there's so much goddamn protein in this diet.
If anything, I'll be grumpy about having to eat.
It's that way around.
It's like you have to...
If you want to do this, you have to eat.
He's eating bland.
It's the opposite of when you had Invisalign where you couldn't eat anything. That's eating bland he's on a diet that's Clint he's depresso
coffee doesn't count you can have as much coffee as you want
nah i reckon that's a lie it'd be a certain type of coffee oh black coffee yeah
it's even depressing i'm black coffee guy now anyway but you have your cream can you not have
your cream no i had to ditch the cream oh Oh, see, all the... It's literally like...
Yeah, my last joy.
Any diet is like, okay, you know, any little bit of joy...
Do you want to hear a day?
Yeah, go on.
Breakfast, four eggs, two slices of toast, half an avocado.
Oh, that's fine.
It's fine.
How do you do the eggs?
However you want.
Perfect, yeah.
That's fine.
No butter on the toast, but you can use the avocado as butter.
That's all good.
I would eat that most days.
Snack, banana, and a protein shake.
Yeah.
Lunch, 180 grams of mince, beef mince, a cup of brown rice,
and a cup of sautéed spinach.
That sounds, yeah. I brown rice, and a cup of sautéed spinach.
That sounds, yeah.
I covered the beef and taco seasoning.
Are you allowed that?
Yeah, you are.
Here's controversial.
Brown rice, better than white rice.
Oh, no, you're right. Correct.
Yeah.
Brown rice is the goat.
I agree.
Thank you.
Unless you do your white rice, coconut rice.
I mean, have you ever had coconut brown rice?
Nah.
Pretty good.
Snack, protein shake and a teaspoon of peanut butter.
You didn't.
Did you have that today?
Nah, I skipped it.
And then dinner, like we said, chicken breast, potato, one teaspoon of butter.
Rinse and repeat every day?
No, it differs depending on what exercise you do.
Honestly, if I was dating someone and they went onto this diet,
I'd break up with them.
Yeah, it definitely is an early stage relationship ender.
Yeah, over.
Because I'd be like...
I'm very fucking full though.
Like I don't know how I'm going to fit my dinner in.
And they reckon that you'll lose fat doing that.
But how much do you have to exercise?
An hour a day.
An hour?
Like walking?
Or do you lift weights?
Lift weights.
Do stuff.
Anyway, boring.
I didn't want to bring it up.
You did.
No guys, don't make me talk about me.
This was nearly as boring As all the stories
From Herox on the weekend
Fucking Irox
Yeah yeah yeah
That'll be me next year guys
Can't wait
Alright live, laugh
Lean, protein
See you guys tomorrow
Live, laugh, lift, weight
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H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hard to go.
Is that you doing those protein farts?