ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 4th July 2023

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

We're talking celebs that influenced your hairstyles and what random items you've had to use to dry yourself after a shower.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. I'm going to be honest, because I feel like it's better if you front foot these things. I didn't shower this morning and I can smell myself. Yeah, you're whiffy. Yeah. You're whiffy this morning. I don't usually smell myself. I can't usually smell myself.

Unless I bury my nose in my pit And get a I smell lovely But I can feel myself Wafting Like effervescing out of my t-shirt Into my nostrils It doesn't happen to me often But when it does it's the worst feeling isn't it

It's because We're getting up at four in the morning At the moment to fill in for the breakfast show And you don't shower the night before And I don't shower the night before So if you up at four in the morning at the moment to fill in for the breakfast show. And you don't shower the night before. And I don't shower the night before. So if you don't shower in the morning because you're too tired. No, it's not because I was too tired. It's because I didn't want to wake my wife up.

Yeah, well, you've got to shower at nighttime then. Yeah. But I showered yesterday twice. I went to the gym. Yeah, well, yeah. So I had to shower at midday. Yeah, right, right. So my logic with showers is you've got 24 hours on the clock after a shower.

Right, I see what you're saying. So I thought I was good until midday. I could go home, have a shower at midday. Turns out, wrong. Yeah. Wrong. Maybe you kept sweating after the gym. Either way, yuck.

I just wanted to front foot it because my worst nightmare would be to be the guy who smells and people talk about it behind my back. I just want to be up front. We wouldn't do that. And say I smell. We haven't been doing that all morning. Claudia said, does it smell a bit, what was the one you used? Corn chippy.

Corn chippy. You said it was a bit savoury. That's awful. Yeah, it smells savoury. I can't deal with that. It's more of aippy. Corn chippy. You said it was a bit savoury. That's awful. Yeah, it smells savoury. I can't deal with that. It's more of a ham fragrance to me. It makes me feel ill. Well, I'm going to go and shower after this.

Yeah, probably for the idea. It won't benefit you guys at all. Bruce has been stuck in a box with you for like four hours. I'm not going to lie, I can smell you a little bit. Not from there. You came and sniffed me before and it was a slow burn. She like oh yeah oh yeah it raked i'm not gonna lie when i smelled you up close you do stink fuck i didn't bring a towel oh shit you have a t-shirt this t-shirt stinks only some of it i'm not drying myself with a stink t-shirt. Well, after the gym. Yeah. Yeah, that's yuck.

Because I've got a meeting at midday, so I thought I could go to the gym and have a shower there. And, ugh, these hours are so hard. Might be a drip dry today. Shake it off. Under the hand dryer. What have you guys dried yourself with? Like, that's not a towel. Or the emergency dryer.

Toilet paper. Yeah, I've done that. Toilet paper. Not hand towels. The toilet paper disintegrates when it gets paper. Toilet paper, not hand towels. The toilet paper disintegrates when it gets wet. Yeah, it's like a pat down. Takes a while. You get caught in little bits.

I've used the hand towel that I took to the gym before. Yeah. Which is gross because it's also my sweat towel. I've used it. Oh, actually I'm not going to say that. Uh oh. A sanitary pad. No, but that would actually be a great thing to obviously clean a new one we tried to dry your hair with that nappy that time remember it was the dumbest thing because people said it gave you a free perm it was so dumb

yeah i saw this woman on tiktok where she was like hence my best um travel hack for everyone she'd like go to the airport with wet hair and then you put your hair into these like she like showed you how to do it. And she's like, wherever you are, you can sleep. And then by the time you get to the other place, you undo it and you have the best looking blow wave hair ever. Oh, yeah. What was the thing that she put her hair in? It was she just twisted her hair. That's right.

I've seen that video as well. But in a certain way, she like twisted her hair. Yeah. Yeah. And've seen that video as well. But in a certain way, she like twisted her hair. Yeah. Yeah. And it looked so good. Hair hacks are all shit. And I was like, everyone's hair is different.

Exactly. I was like, my hair would never in a million years look like this. Who have you taken a, we should do this as a phone topic.

Who have you taken a picture of to the hairdresser before? Oh yeah. And said, I want this. Oh, that's a good question. Yeah. I remember my brother took a picture of to the hairdresser before and said, I want this. Oh, that's a good question. Yeah.

I remember my brother took a picture of Zac Efron once. But my brother has curly hair, so. You've done that. Yeah, Zac Efron, I reckon, would be a popular one back in the day. Oh, the David Beckham would have been a big one. Yeah, the David Beckham. Oh, my gosh. I definitely have taken a photo of Jennifer Lawrence.

I was going to say a lot of people would have done that. And who else? Jennifer Aniston. I've definitely fallen into the Jennifer Aniston trap. You and a million women, I reckon. Haven't we all? Haven't we all? She's the original hairfluencer.

Yeah. Yeah. Without even trying. Yeah. I mean, Friends. Iconic. I've done Billie Eilish. Have you? Yeah. What, the green and. I mean, Friends. Iconic. I've done Billie Eilish. Have you?

Yeah. What, the green and black? No, no, no. She went to the headdress and she's like, fuck me up. Fuck me up, bitch. No, she once had like layered hair and I really liked it. I know the one you're talking about. Resky.

Yeah, it was. Always a disaster. Always comes out looking like a mullet. Always a disaster. Yeah, I did it. I can't remember. It might have been Hil Always a disaster. Yeah, I did it. I can't remember. It might have been Hilary Duff. No, it was someone that had a bob.

Okay, stop. Stop. This is our topic for tomorrow. You need to stop. This is too good. This is too good. Okay, we're talking about that on the show tomorrow. What do you mean, Hilary Duff?

No, you don't even want to know what disaster happened after that. Did you, Clint, ever have, like, blonde icy tips? Yep. Yeah, you'd be a frosted guy. Yeah. No way. Yeah, I did that. Wow.

Cool. I did the mints and cheese. What's that? Blonde curtains with a brown undercut. Oh, yes. So you dye your whole hair blonde, and then you wait a couple of weeks, and then you go and get your undercut freshened up. And so the curtains are blonde and the rest of your hair is brown.

Have you done a moulay? What's a moulay? No, no, never got there. And I got close in lockdown and I messaged Chris Parker for courage to do a mullet because he'd done quite a stylish metro mullet. And I was like, tell me what it takes. I've got the messages somewhere. I'll do a mullet if you do a mullet. But I couldn't do it. I had a mullet and i was like tell me tell me what it takes i've got the messages somewhere i'll do a mullet if you do a mullet i couldn't do it i had a mullet i had a mullet

ponytail in high school for like three years because that was the trend like into in the in the mid 2000s the trend for girls was you had so many layers cut into the back of your head yeah and then so it was like kind of like a bald mullet, and then you'd tie your ponytail down real low at the back. It was the most hideous hairstyle. And I remember whose photo I took in to get that done, and I blame her. Who was it?

You'll find out on the show tomorrow. Oh, my God, I can't wait. What a good tease. And on the quiff, and you have a quiff at the front. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the bobby pins in the back, and the quiff. And you have a quiff at the front. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the bobby pins in the back of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bump at the front.

Oh, my God, Ella never knew the quiff era. No. It'll come back. It'll be back in like two years. I'll wear one tomorrow so you can get the full experience. Yeah, can I get this image of Hilary Duff? Just Duff me up, bro. But like the brown version.

Ella, when you got the Hilary Duff haircut, people would say that you were up the Duff. Up the Duff, no babies. That's good. I thought you were going to believe that. I was meant to be a joke. I was meant to trick you. What about, oh, the Duff is such a horrible term.

Is that when you're pregnant? Up the Duff. The Duff. Oh, yeah, the Duff? The Duff is such a horrible term. Is that when you're pregnant? The Duff? The Duff. Oh, yeah, the Duff in the friend group. The Duff in the friend group. Oh, what? Such a horrible. Designated ugly.

Oh, I've never heard that. Designated ugly fat friend. What a fucking horrible. No, was I the Duff? Oh, no. They say if you don't know who the Duff is, you're the Duff. You are not the Duff. No.

You are not the Duff. Who. You are not the Duff. Who's the Duff in the team? No. Didn't they replace... It's me, isn't it? Didn't they replace... Oh, it's me. They replaced fat and Duff to make it a bit more palatable.

They became designated ugly... Funny friend. Funny friend. You're funny. Yeah, I think you're right, Claude. Still calling someone ugly? Have you seen the movie? friend. You're funny. Yeah, I think you're right, Claude. Still calling someone ugly? Have you seen the movie? They didn't freshen

it up much. I think Jonah Hill's sister's in it. Maybe I'm talking about Beanie? Maybe not. Designated ugly fat friend. Oh no. That's so nasty, isn't it? Maybe, I don't know, because you guys were bullies at school and I wasn't. Maybe that's why I've never heard that. I was not a bully at school, isn't it? A little bit nasty. Maybe, I don't know, because you guys were bullies at school and I wasn't.

Maybe that's why I've never heard that. I was not a bully at school, can I say? Okay, Duff. I was the one being bullied. I think I didn't bully. I kind of deserved it, probably. Toughened you up. I was weird.

Toughened you up for this job, you know? What's that? It toughened you up for this job you know what's that it toughened you up for this job yeah nothing like a good bit of bullying to make you gain some character

am I right you're like old leather now yeah tough as boots impenetrable are you saying that no one

wants to sleep with me I said no one's penetrated you recently yeah anyway Hooper Skates should we get out of here? Yeah. Where are they coming to New Zealand?

They broke up. I think they broke up, yeah. Just one needs to come back, just the singer. Yeah, but would it be the same? Put the backing track on. Get the vocals out. Put the backing track on. Have a great day.

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