ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 4th July 2024

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

It's time we greet our family in a happier manner when we get home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We at the after party. We be at the after party. Here's a question for you straight off the top. My auntie Cheryl, she's in her 70s. Comes from country Queensland. Hot. Is that the question for you straight off the top. My auntie Cheryl, she's in her 70s, comes from country Queensland. Hot. Is that the question? Oh, she is. She kind of reminds me of one of the Golden Girls. Remember that website, Hot or Not?

Was that actually a thing? You upload your own photo to Hot or Not and the only options are Hot or Not. Should we upload our photos? Fuck yeah. Is that still a website? I really want to do that thing where you... And you just go and you scroll through randoms and you just vote Hot or Not, Hot or Not, Hot or Not. still a website? I really want to do that thing where you... And you just go and you scroll through randoms and you just vote hot not, hot not, hot not. That's right.

I really want to do that thing where you give your photo to AI and you ask AI to roast you. Oh no, that's on Reddit. You post your photo on Reddit and you ask people, like real people, to roast you. Yeah. I really want to do that. What about how Facebook's original reason for existing was for raiding chicks on campus?

Pretty disgusting. Yeah, that movie is really fascinating. And now it runs the planet. Now it decides who's the president of the United States. Just says a lot about the creator. Oh, you have to sign in to Hot or Not now. Oh, Hot or Not is now a dating website. Oh, yuck.

It'll still be a thing. All right, let's not. Sorry, anyway, Auntie Cheryl. Oh, yuck. It'd still be a thing. All right, let's not... Sorry, anyway, Aunty Cheryl. Anyway, Aunty Cheryl. And yes, hot. How do you think, how do you think, like if she's coming over to your house, what do you think her greeting is that she says every time? Oh, it's just coming to my head.

I think it's, yoo-hoo. Or, hey, doll. That's what I was going to say. Really? Yeah. Hey, doll. Wait, I'm just getting it. You can't have the kind of the same thing okay i'll say what did you say clint you that's a good one yeah yeah um hey doll it's only me was it that that's good yeah i feel like you're taking inspiration from my mother. Oh, maybe. Yeah. Oh, none of you are right. Dang. G'day, g'day, g'day. Oh.

Very cute. What a cutie patootie. So cute. What's your greeting when you get home? Where's my dinner? Hi, babe. Yeah.

Mine's a bit depressing too. Mine's hi. Yeah. Need to up it. I think, yeah. Need to up it. Because you know what? You know what we saw today?

We had Chelsea Handler Come into the studio And it was a surprise We were expecting her An hour later Yes So we weren't ready for her But when she arrived

We were in the middle Of Birthday Banger Baby got back By Sir Mix-a-Lot was playing We were up The energy was up And she noticed it Straight away

When she walked in the studio She goes Oh the energy in here Makes such a big difference And I feel like That's what you want to give off Yes I reckon it made her Feel really comfortable Yeah Straight into it She goes, oh, the energy in here. Makes such a big difference. I feel like that's what you want to give off. Yes, I reckon it made her feel really comfortable.

Yeah. Straight into it. Or like she wasn't wasting her time. It was like, come on in. So the question then is, does your partner want that energy from you every day? My partner definitely does. I've been told off for not bringing the vibes. Bringing the hate.

Yeah. Like, you know, she goes, all I want, all I want is for you to be excited when I get home. And it's not that I'm not excited. I'm just fucking tired. Yeah. But you have to push through that, right?

I think if I can, ready? Ready. Okay. Let me practice on you guys. So normally I'd go, hi babe. Yeah. What if I went? Because when you say that, I'm like, I'm waiting to go, what's wrong?

Yeah. Same. Yeah. Which there's nothing. Yeah. I'm just tired. Yeah. You just want some sympathy.'s wrong? Yeah, same. Yeah. Which there's nothing. Yeah. I'm just tired. Yeah. You just want some sympathy.

Yeah, exactly. What if I go, g'day, babe. How was your day? How are you, friend? Lovely. Lovely. Change the situation straight away. Okay.

That's good. How about we all, we can all practice this in a minute. We all go and do and put this into practice tonight and report back tomorrow on the podcast. Okay, so you give it a go. Normally your greeting is, hi. What if you change it to,

hey babe, how was your day? Nah, it's too hot. She'll think something's up. Temper it a bit like, hello? Hello? That was even worse. Like I need to temper it a bit. Like, hello? No. That was even worse.

Like I'm a children's television presenter. Today, we're going to talk about the birds and the bees. Hey, lady. Oh, no. Delivery man's here. No. I've got a package for you. Maybe Clint doesn't do it.

Go for a kiss. She won't want that. No, she won't want that. Ready? You got to. Yeah. You know doesn't do it. Go for a kiss. She won't want that. Nah, she won't want that. Ready? You gotta... Yeah. You know her vibe. Yeah.

And I also think it's different when someone's been at home with the kids and she's home with sick kids today. And that's why I said do they want that energy? Like I almost think

she doesn't want that energy. What about... What about... Yeah. What about... You know what she does want? What if you walk in and you go...

What do you call her? Loose. G'day, Loose. What can I do to help? Yeah, good. Lovely. Off the bat. Right off the bat.

Right off the top. Yeah, what can I do? Not how, like, do you need help? What can I do? Or you could go, hi, Loose. How was your day? Anything I can help with? I generally do all those things anyway.

No, but just straight in with a more upbeat tone. I will just try to bring a bit of energy to the entrance and we can talk about it tomorrow. I feel like yours is a minefield. I make my wife sound difficult. She's not. Well, as in when I say a minefield, there's sick kids. That's what I mean.

You know what I mean. Whereas mine, I feel like pretty easy. Bring the energy energy i'm good to go ella your turn um so usually it's like i just open the door and sometimes people are home sometimes they're not but i'm like hi mom well you know so that's like tired yeah like just a bit like hi mom so what are you gonna do and mom's like oh this bitch you know. Yeah, no. I'll go, hi. No. Too much. There's a long hallway.

There's a bit of a hallway. So I do think that would be fine. But you dropped off at the end. It was still like, hi. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, anyone home? Or you could go with, toodaloo, motherfuckers. Guess who's here?

Yeah. It was in the heart? No. Hooty-hoo, motherfuckers. What's up? What's up? Yeah. I was in the heart. No. Hooty hoo, motherfuckers. What's up? Yeah, I'll let you know. Okay, Ellie. Okay, usually it's something like, hello.

Damn. No, that's okay. I feel like that's okay. No, I reckon it's pretty down, guys. Yeah, but I'll go, no, hang on, wait. Hello, how are you? No. No, it's weird.

No, it's weird. Hang on. No, what do you call Sam? Usually Sammy. Sammy. Yeah. Sammy. Hi, Sammy.

Yeah, hi, Sammy. Yeah, that's cute. That's cute. Hi, Sammy. He's going to be like, what? What if you're like, hi, Sammy, missed you. Yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah, maybe go with the miss you. I'll go with the miss you. I feel like you've got that relationship where he'll go, oh. But did you? Doesn't matter. I'm not going to answer that. Relationships are based. On lies?

No, the relationship. What? Like every good relationship has the foundation of white lies. Do I look good in this? Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. What about if it's yes?

Yes. Absolutely. Ryan's very brutal and so am I. I told him he couldn't pull off, you know, those white singlets. That's because most men can't. You couldn't pull it off. Unless you're Vin Diesel. Yeah, nah. You can't. You've got pull it off. Unless you're Vin Diesel. Yeah, nah. Or Terry Allen White.

You've got to have guns. Remember that time Clint took off his jumper and had a wife better on? That was a sight. I saw the video, yeah. Oh, it's a green one. Oh, lovely. I don't know if I'll ever get used to that. Nah, man.

Sorry. It's me now. Are we going to breeze past the fact that Clint was, in fact, late today and slept through his alarm? Oh, yeah. It's in the other podcast. It's in the podcast. It's in the other podcast. It's me now. Are we going to breeze past the fact that Clint was, in fact, late today and slept through his alarm? Oh, yeah. It's in the other podcast. It's in the podcast. It's in the other podcast. It's just fun.

Oh, yeah, because we kick off the show. We do. Ellie and Brianna. The thing is, for the radio, I was 15 minutes late, but actually I was an hour and 15 minutes late. Were you listening when we started the show? Yeah. Fine. Uh-oh.

I flagged over from Hosking to you. Nice. That was good though, eh? See, we're bringing the listeners over. I was like, I've got to get in there. Yeah, it was trembling in his boots. And then you were like, oh, I wonder what they're going to do. Yeah, that's not fun.

Well, good on you. Good on you. Have a great day, everybody. No. No. Have a great day, everyone. Have a great day, everybody. Have a great day, everyone.

Have a fun day. Stick some sunshine up your butthole and get a munch. Shake your booty. Toodle-oo, motherfuckers. Sun your perineum and we'll catch you tomorrow morning. Don't get laid. Bye. Bleach my gooch.

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