ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 4th July 2025
Episode Date: July 4, 2025Any rugby fans, this is the one for you! If you don't like rugby you'll still have a good time, we promise. xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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After party, duh.
Hi guys, I'm back and I've got that Friday feeling.
Where?
It's the Friday feeling.
You know, just that good feeling.
What the neck is a Friday feeling?
A UTI.
No, is that a Friday feeling?
It could be.
A UTI to me seems more of a Tuesday thing.
Wednesday?
Ah, yeah.
Wednesday's worm day.
Wednesday's worm day. Yeah, yeah, Mmm yeah. Wednesday's worm day.
Wednesday's worm day yeah yeah yeah.
Every day's worm day for you.
Anyway yes I'm back, my neck feels better.
What about your back?
And crap.
Your pussy.
My pussy is um.
What about your pussy?
Inflamed.
What about your pussy though?
Inflamed!
Anyway.
Anyway.
God damnmit. Guys, I'm so excited to do nothing this weekend.
And if any of my friends message me to do anything this weekend, I will take it on as
a hate crime towards me.
What if they message you something good, but it involves socializing? One of my friends already did last night and how do you say to a friend and to be honest
It's so nice of her to think of my partner and I because we've been meaning to catch up with her and her partner
But I just want to say I just don't want to do anything this weekend. I think you just say that. Sorry, are you right? I think he goes. Oh no.
I don't know what she's laughing at
but I'm just laughing at her.
I'm sorry.
We're trying to have a really fucking
boring chat here.
About Bree's friend inviting her to do something
when Bree doesn't want to do anything.
And you're busy enjoying yourself out there.
It's really off putting.
Boring. Sorry. No.
Quite rude, actually.
Quite fucking rude.
They're all you're saying about what you're boring.
No, we're done.
We're done. Rude.
We're done, so.
That was pretty fucking rude.
Ella's got something for you then.
Something on your wall.
Okay.
Audio one?
Yeah. Play them both, but you.
Pfft.
Pfft.
No, and audio two.
The game is both of those fluffs occurred yesterday on the podcast after party.
What the fuck?
You need to decide who's is who.
Do I need to cancel my week of leave next week?
That's what it's descended into after one day.
I left. This is what the people descended into after one day. I left.
This is what the people want.
Play the Oya one again.
Pffft.
That's a bad city.
Um, one is Ella,
two is Brie.
Nah.
Play my one again. Both are Ella. No, one's brie. Nah. Play my one again.
Both Ella.
No one's brie.
The one with hers one's brie.
That was pathetic.
Oh, it was a forced one, man.
When I have one.
You shouldn't force them.
That's how you get an anal fissure.
Well, I might have some.
I'm losing it.
What's everyone doing this weekend?
For their, who's got the most exciting weekend?
I'm gonna go watch the All Blacks.
Are you actually in Dunedin?
No, on the TV.
Where are you gonna watch it?
Probably near my dad's house at a sports bar.
Sick, are you gonna wear your new jersey?
Yeah, I am actually.
Yes, Claudia, Claudia got a really good vintage
All Blacks jersey.
Did you?
I love it.
We bought it together.
Yeah, we bought it.
What? I mean, I paid for it and ordered it and got it delivered to my house and own it. But I found it. Did you? I love it. We bought it together. Yeah, we bought it. What?
I mean, I paid for it and ordered it
and got it delivered to my house and own it.
But I found it.
Do you guys reckon that the sport of rugby union
will, no.
Here we go, Breeze.
Breeze, they're gonna take down on rugby union.
The sport of rugby union
will ever get more enjoyable to watch?
Have you tried having fun?
Rugby Sevens, love it.
Boring.
Rugby Sevens is not real rugby.
How can they just change that to be rugby union and I'm keen.
There's no drama in rugby sevens.
It's just try, try, try, try over.
There's too much athleticism and running.
Excuse you.
Rugby Union is the ultimate battle of gladiatorial athleticism.
Have you watched rugby league?
Yeah I have.
Rugby league is fantastic.
Rugby league is the tippity top.
I'm confused again.
I feel like rugby league is boring.
What's rugby league?
Warriors?
Warriors are rugby league.
So you like Warriors over All Blacks?
Yes she does.
I'm talking about the codes.
She's not patriotic.
But I didn't grow up watching rugby, so it's hard for me to.
How do you feel about tennis?
I love tennis.
Okay.
I love every, I pretty much love watching every sport.
I'm not entering this debate by the way.
Apart from rugby union.
Kathy Freeman!
Shut up.
Just yelling random shit out, honestly.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
I love when Clint loses all control over what he says
and just exactly what he's thinking comes out.
Shut up.
No, do you know what?
I want that.
I've lost the Friday feeling, okay?
I've lost it, it's gone.
You successfully beat it out of me with fart noises
and shouting random shit.
Can we hear it again?
No.
The All Blacks are playing France, hey? They're playing France in a three test series. Ooh la la. out of me with fart noises and shouting random shit. Can we hear it again? No!
The All Blacks are playing France, eh?
They're playing France in a three test series.
Ooh la la.
And France have done us dirty and sent a shit team.
Oh, why?
Because they don't value international rugby
in the same way that we do.
They are more interested in their club competition.
Yeah, right.
But we keep saying that, sorry to bang on about rugby,
real quick one, let me have it.
Let me have something.
We weren't stopping you.
So we keep going, how dare they send a shit team?
It's so disrespectful to the All Blacks
they would send a shit team.
What if we lose?
Embarrassing.
After we've seen all this shit,
fucking Justin Marshall's on the TV going,
it's disrespectful, Jeff Wilson's like,
it's so disrespectful.
And then the All Blacks lose,
and then if we lose,
that'd be devastating. They'd be like, you so disrespectful. And then the All Blacks lose. And then if we lose. That'd be devastating.
That'd be like, you were le disrespectful.
Do we have a standard team or are we doing a shit team too?
No, we got our top team out there.
Richie McCaw.
No, he's retired.
That was a test.
Test rugby.
Test rugby.
Here's a genuine rugby union question.
Who has the best rugby union pop in the world? So you know how like
the Australian NRL is the best rugby league comp in the world in my opinion
and I think a lot of people's opinions. There's a few. There's the... No not a few you need to pick one.
Who's got the best? That was the question. I like Super Rugby which is the New Zealand, Australia,
what other countries are in there now? New Zealand, Australia, and Fiji.
Fiji.
What's the one with Argentina in it?
We had Argentina, we'd lost them in COVID.
Oh.
And we had South Africa, we lost them in COVID.
Interesting.
The Japanese one has all the money,
and they're buying all the good players.
The highest paid players in the world play in Japan.
That's where Richie Mwanga went.
So people might argue that is the best comp.
No, but the rugby is not, the level of rugby is not as good yet.
Right.
Because it's still...
But they have all the best players.
Not all.
There's got some.
And then the French competition's really good and they pay a lot of money. Which is the comp that gave that that dickwad Israel
flower another go? He went to France. Right. I believe. Okay, that's my least favourite one then.
Is he still playing? The English comp is pretty good too.
Yeah, I think he's gonna play for Tonga at the next World Cup.
I think.
Yeah.
I love to support Tonga, but I guess I'll be
hang up the supportive Tonga boots for one rugby World Cup.
You're not gonna bust out your Tonga jersey.
Nah, not for that one.
I could be wrong about that by the way.
Oh cool, thanks for asking me rugby questions.
Yeah, you're welcome.
It's a Friday feeling.
Did you like that?
That was a genuine question for me.
I gave you a considered answer.
Yeah, that was lovely.
Last thing, on that topic,
they're about to introduce a club world cup.
So the top two teams from each club
of the four club competitions will send their best team
and those eight teams, so the winner and the runner up will go into this and then those
clubs will play each other to find out who's the ultimate club.
In the world!
Right around the world!
When you say club, what's a club?
So the Chiefs are a club, the Crusaders are a club.
From New Zealand it will be the Crusaders and the Chiefs because they played in the
final.
See I know stuff. and it'll be the Crusaders and the Chiefs. Cause they played in the final. Yeah. So, so.
See I know stuff.
I know stuff about rugby.
Leinster, Runster, clubs in Ireland.
Toyota is a club in Japan, it's a big club.
Genuinely, how do you think the New Zealand club
would go against like an English club?
It's really interesting
because it's such different styles of rugby.
So everyone in Super Rugby kind of plays the same style.
Everyone in France plays kind of the same style, but they're very different types of games.
Yep. When's that happening?
I think it's happening next year. I think it starts next year.
Yeah, that's quite a good idea.
Anyway.
What I'm confused about, isn't that just a rugby world cup?
No, that's national teams. That's your national representative side.
So that's New Zealand first.
So it's like the club Rugby World Cup.
Yeah.
In the club.
In the club, we all fam.
We all fam.
In the club, we all fam.
In the club, we all fam.
What?
In the club, we all fam.
Is that a new girl?
In the club, we are all family.
From that show. Broad City. the club, we are all family.
Broad City!
Are you racist?
Alright, let's go. Have a great week without me next week, guys.
Have a good break.
See you after.
After party.
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