ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 4th March 2024

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

Producer Ella has FINALLY caught up to the rest of the world and watched Borat (definitely a documentary and not a fictional movie with an actor playing the main character...). So now we can all make the jokes together! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the After Party where producer Ella, our 24 year old Gen Z producer is going to give us a review, 12 years late, of the movie documentary Borat I like it Yes it is It's so nice Borat I like it I now get the jokes Like I've been saying it Along with you guys My wife

You know You'll never get this You'll never get this What the heck Is my first response Yeah I'm very confused At first I thought

You guys have been lying to me Because you said it was true And I go What no it's not Documentary I felt like you. At first I thought you guys were lying to me because you said it was true. And I go, what? No, it's not. I felt like you fooled me and I was like, oh, silly me. Turns out, Ryan had to really explain it to me a lot, my boyfriend. So

fictional fake character goes into the actual real America world. Posing as this funny random guy from Kazakhstan Kazakhstan, yeah, real country doing the weirdest stuff, saying the weirdest stuff but these people

don't know that it's a character No, it's not a character That's the thing It is! No, he's an actor No, he's not! Yes, he is! The whole thing's a documentary No, she's lying now. Are you taking the piss now?

He's an actor. Are you taking the piss with us? He's a reporter. Yeah, he's a reporter. Oh, no, no. So you guys did prank me because I believe that bit, but he's actually an actor. I can't tell if she's joking or not.

I can't tell. I can't tell. Can you tell, Claudia? Did you actually watch it or did Ryan just tell you about it? No, shut up. Did he mansplain it to you? Baron Cohen. Suck on that. Sasha Baron Cohen.

Baron Cohen. Anyway, weirdest movie. It's quite interesting because it's funny on top, but then underneath, people are awful. Yeah, yeah. You're right. He's the only one that's acting. Paula Abdul is not acting. We were so close, Clint.

We had it on the ropes, Clint. You had it on the fucking ropes. I reckon when she does figure something out, you've got to give her kudos. Thank you. She didn't figure it out. She didn't. Her boyfriend told her.

Thanks, Ryan. I don't, again, I was lost. I think he tried. Well, our real eyes are very nice. You'll never get this. There's one thing I have to... Was the naked scene necessary? Absolutely.

You wait until you watch Bruno. Oh, my God. What's that? Oh, yeah. Bruno's the follow-up. It's the second documentary. I just... Did he actually run into a conference naked?

Yes. Was that really real? It's real. How did he not get arrested? He probably did. Yeah, he possibly did. Have you guys, speaking of documentaries, have you guys ever watched that movie

that Johnny Knoxville did? I think it's called Old Grandpa or Bad Grandpa. Anyway, they dress Johnny Knoxville up in old person makeup and him and this little kid have Anyway, they dress Johnny Knoxville up in old person makeup. Oh, yeah. And him and this little kid have to drive cross country and there's like a storyline to it. But they film it in public and no one else knows

or realise they're filming a movie. Like Jackass style. Like Jackass style. It is one of the funniest fucking movies I have ever watched. I hyperventilate. Like there's this one scene, right? The little kid in it who's an actor is one of the best kid actors I've ever seen.

So in this one part, to get money, the grandpa, and this is all in real life. Remember, they enter him, the little kid, they enter this little kid into a pageant, into like a little girl's pageant. And they dress the little boy up as a girl. And he goes into this real life pageant and he starts doing this dancing. And all of a sudden they cut to the song.

You know the song I'm talking about. Oh, is it Balsam Sugar? Yeah, where he comes out and he's doing all these cutesy moves and he's dressed like this little girl. And then all of a sudden, he rips off all his clothes and he's wearing this little bikini. Hey! And this song starts playing.

And then the grandpa, Johnny Knoxville, gets up and starts throwing money at him. Wow. That's very nice. Shit. Honestly, if you haven't seen the movie, my dad, I swear, nearly choked watching it. It was so funny. I want to watch that. We don't want to. We don't want to. Oh, I've, nearly choked watching it. It was so funny. I want to watch that.

We're going to watch. We're going to watch. Oh, I've got one. Yes. Mockumentary. Acting, but mockumentary. American Vandal. Have you watched that?

No, I don't think so. You guys would love it. It's about shitting. It's about. All right, Alice. No, no, no. I'm serious. It's so serious.

We were talking about a nice, wholesome documentary about a journalist from Kazakhstan, and then you had to take it there. And a little kid who dresses up and dances for money. Stop, I didn't say it right. A little baby stripper. It's about someone shit in... Is this the school where they put, like, a laxative?

The laxative's in the lunch. I feel like I've seen it. It's weird. No, it's funny. It's strange. Okay, you guys would like it. Ignore Brie. You know what?

I'll go out on a limb and say, don't think I'm a fan of a mockumentary. What? What about what we do in the shadows? Yeah. You didn't know what we do in the shadows? I don't know if I've seen it. Don't think I liked it. Oh, you can't not like it if you haven't seen it.

Well, I like werewolves, not swearwolves. But Borat's not a mockumentary. Had enough of these bloody dishes. No, Borat's his own thing. A mockumentary is where everyone's in on the day. Yeah. Yeah, it's like real, but not. Borat's like the original jury duty.

Yeah, I don't think. Oh, that's the opposite. Fun fact, the jury guy who got punked, he's looking at acting classes. Of course he is. I'm shocked. He's got a at acting classes of course he is i'm so shocked he's gonna break up with his girlfriend yeah because he's famous now he's gonna get videos he seems like a nice guy would you would you break up with you with your girlfriend would you hook up with him oh yes with the jury judy guy i haven't seen it. Sorry, let me think about it. Jeez, think about it for a second. No.

Yeah, he's cute. He seems really nice and he's cute. Yeah, I'd be his friend. Ronald Gladden. Ronald. You shouldn't have got his name. Yeah, his name is Ronald. Ronald.

It's so cute. I hate that name. No offence to the Ronalds listening. He seems like one of my friends, so I just wouldn't hook up with him. Ron. I don't mind Ron. Ronnie. I'd much rather Ron or Ronnie.

Ronnie. Ronnie. Ronnie. Ronald McDonald. Man, is this the most annoying? We've done so many weird noises on this podcast. No. Hey, you like it?

Well, well, well. You'll never get that. No way. And my sister, she put in the cage. Cut your cock off. Cut your cock off. Cut your cock off. That'll do, everybody. Let's end on cut your cock off.

I want you. Give me your tears. All right. What do you say about the gypsies? We're tiny people. Don't shrink me down. No, I'm sorry I'm glad you're in on this

I love it Oh look, finally Joins the party I actually haven't finished it What? I've got half an hour left Play ZM's Brand Clint

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