ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 4th May 2026

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

Ella's been asked to tell Bree & Clint what their weaknesses are... is this Air Check part 2?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Party your ass off. Drink it, smoke it. Party your ass off. Drink it, smoke it. Party your ass off. Welcome to after party. Everybody. Where we have to start with something from our producer Ella,

which got cut from the main show. By accident, we didn't know that she had it prepared. She's done another air check, and she's wanting to get into the details of that air check. It kind of is like this, eh? It's been a while since you've air checked us. All right, let's do it, ladies. and gentlemen.

No, essentially, you'll hear this on the other podcast. We talked about strengths and weaknesses. Strengths and weaknesses. And then we asked the producers to give us our strengths and weaknesses. Can you guys do ours too? You don't want it. Off the top of your heads. Can I have my strengths?

Oh, that's dangerous. Okay, just the strength. Just the strength. That's not the game. All right, well, I got your rules. So when you guys did it before, I thought you had collaborated on Claudia was presenting, on behalf. Fair enough. So we didn't leave room for Ella's. Yeah. And you've put in the time and the effort. So we want to hear you out on the strengths and weaknesses. So Ella, when you're

ready, please present our strengths and weaknesses to us. Clint, your strength. Oh, that means yours are better than mine. Because she's doing yours first. Stop over-analizing it. Okay. Is that my weakness? Just be open. I like how you take an interest in other people's hobbies. Like you try I don't know, ask them about it like Bree loving the Warriors you ask Brie about the Warriors a lot I feel like that's a backhand She's trying to get me

Yeah I think she got She did Uh huh Okay yeah That's true though That's just a little rage bait there No that's nice

Yeah yeah it's true And your weakness is you like Should save that for ragebait Clint part three Yeah Don't worry I will We need to bring it back I've written down notes Your weakness is your weakness

is you like to say our jokes louder. You should have saved these for the roast. Really? That's happening on Friday. Oh, man. These are good. Claudia, help me. Bree.

Oh, here we go. No, literally your strength is this year. You've announced a lot of great news, and I like it. Keep it up. That's literally your street. Keep it up. Keep proposing. Keep having babies.

It's a big milestones. You're going. Keep going, queen. Oh, your weakness bugs me. Your work Wi-Fi, teams, anything technology-related at work, you have a full-on meltdown. You know what's fucked? Is I'm pretty decent at technology in my everyday life? I know.

Which is what's shocking. I'm so confused. You know what? There's something that I will say about myself. That is something that I have been working on and continue to want to grow in this area because I don't like this about myself. I think it's a real weakness. No, is the fact of, I, I,

I think I'm a very independent and capable person, right? Mm-hmm. But when I have, like, when I'm in a relationship or I have close relationships like Clint, Claudia, you like at work, I tend to go, oh, I'll sit in the passenger seat. That's fair. I see that. Which I can do it. I can do it, like pretty much I believe I can do everything. And like when my partner isn't there, I just get shit done.

Oh my God. That's so true. You know, but I hate that quality about myself that I tend to go, oh, I need help, which I don't. Like with the washing, I become such a baby when Ryan's there. I want to do the washing. I get so much done when I'm home by myself because I'm like, sweet, the only person that I can rely on today is me. You know? You're right. You are highly capable.

You're a super one. And I want to be more, what's the word? Proactive. And only you could incorporate one of your strengths into your weakness. It's called being proactive. Yeah, that was good. Burn baby. Right, okay, cool.

Did you like that? Now do Ella's weaknesses in my strengths. What the hell? Okay. What the fuck? I just understood that. All right, I'm all ears. We're doing strengths and weaknesses.

We're not doing them. On the show. I had an old man moment on the weekend. Your first one ever? No. It's in a continued stream of ever, ever increasing old man moments. Did you shout yourself again? I didn't shout myself.

Little nuggies. No, no little nuggies. I realized, and maybe this has been the case for ages and I haven't wanted to admit it, but I realized on the weekend that I have to wear glasses to concerts now. I was at the Mumford and Sons show, and not to make the Mumford and Sons show my whole personality, but I was there. And I was like, why is this show so hard to see?

I was like, I understand we're a bit further away from the stage, but how far away can you be at Spark Arena? And I was like, man, they haven't even filmed this in good quality. You know, they put the screens up on the side. And on the second half of the show, I was like, fuck, this is getting worse. And then I went, oh no. I need my glasses. I need my glasses.

Oh, no. That's devastating. Welcome to the club, little man. It's okay. I'm the boomer with hearing protection standing right next to you. I reckon I should have that too. And I went home and it's like when I told you guys I tried to be an ally about the sore tummy thing. I went home to tell my wife who has significantly impaired vision about how I've realized I need to wear glasses to concerts.

She would love to receive that news. She goes, oh well boo-hoo! I can't see the TV on the couch. Literally! I actually can't. I can't see road signs. It's that bad. Yeah.

We like to play a game right and I. Can I ask in your families, like in your parents, is there, did they always struggle with bad eyes? No, my mum and dad both got glasses. Later in life. Like recently. Probably right my age. So that's not later in life.

Well, 40s. I'm not 40s, but. Later in life, to me, is like 55, 60 to get, be getting glasses. They weren't kids with glasses. They weren't, you know, similar glasses, but their whole life. So cute. Kids with glasses, adorable. Is Claudia the only one on the show who doesn't need glasses?

Yes, sir. I actually think I don't need glasses anymore. Remember I told you? I was having this conversation. I don't think. I don't know. No, no, no. For real.

Yeah, well, to be honest. For real zies. When I had that really big scare with getting the tennis ball to my eye, where I thought I'd detach my retina. Did you fix it? Sorry. It's actually really traumatizing. Knocked your eyesight back in.

Anyway, I went and saw like an eye specialist, like somebody, like tests all this different shit. And she, because I talked to her about it, and she said that I. have this condition, which is quite common amongst people, where essentially your eye ducts don't produce enough. Loeb. Moisture.

Yeah, lube for your eye. So as you get more tired, your eye gets drier and it makes your, it impairs your eyesight as you get more tired. She's like, but that's probably why, like, if you've had a super long day and you're, like, tired and I'll be like, I can't see the freaking TV. I'm so glad that's not me because I am terrified of. of eyedrops. I can't put eye drops in. Oh, I know what we're

doing tomorrow. No, I was thinking this for you. Yeah, but would you rather use eye drops or have to wear glasses? Oh, wear glasses, please. Claudia, this could be your opportunity to finally beat Bree in something. We could do an eye test. I'd smoke it. Can we? Oh, whatever. I've never needed glasses. You had them for

like five minutes. I could take you guys to my optometrist and I go, I want individual reports on both of these people and I want an expert opinion. Oh, wait. I want one. Yes, I want a win. No, you've got shit eyes, we know that. Yeah, go on, Claudia, let's go. Yeah, no, I want to win at something. Stop being a fucking spun sponge because you won a free eye test, okay?

God forbid it's expensive. Can't a girl catch a break? Nope. It's my turn. Girl catch a break. Oh, Clint, look at the ceiling. Oh, God. She's fuck you. It's not how that job works. I've never heard that one I've never heard that one what was the joke meant to be it's just to

it's like the it's like the putting the finger on your chest It's just gullible It's gullible on the ceiling Oh dear I think of the ceiling that says fuck you I thought that was pretty good Should I do my joke for everyone on the podcast? Yeah

Yeah actually you should Yeah I put it on our Instagram but you should do it Yeah yeah yeah What is that? Oh yeah What is it? What's Shakira's favorite? What's Shakira's favorite kitchen utensil?

I don't know, Ella, what is Shakira's favorite? Little, little, little, little, later. That's good. Apparently, that's an Ella Shepard original. It is. You can kind of tell. Should I Google it and just check? Yeah, bring it down.

Yeah, no. Let's just not. No, we don't know. No, we don't need to know. We can live on this. I just hear me say that and you thought, nah, that's been made before. It's very, I feel like we live in an era. We live in an era where it's very hard to come up with anything original these days.

But yes. Valid. Should we try to come up with original thoughts? It's like music, right? Don't you reckon we've got enough now? I'm so amazed that things are still coming out. How are they still making it? We've got enough movies too.

There's no way we're going to be able to see all those movies. They're just remaking all the bloody good ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like just enough. Stop making more movies. Another toy story. We don't need it. Let us catch up on the other movie.

Oh yeah. Like, shit, man. Like songs, they should have a certain amount of new music that could be released a year. We're getting into stone thoughts now. No, no, wait. We're going to go. Don't! Why are you pointing at me?

Claudia just brought up the best idea I've ever heard. What? We need to do on the show, coming up with original thoughts. See you guys tomorrow. Oh, I thought it was good. It's the deal, my dear. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.