ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 4th September 2023

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

WE'RE BACK! Most of us anyway...while Bree is still of galloping through Europe we've enlisted the professional help of our fave Matty McLean who immediately brings the tone down by asking Clint about sh*tting himself while on his break (he was very sick)... but then brings the tone back up with some classic TV show talk!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. After After Party. The After Party. After After Party. We ain't ever gonna stop. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint After Party Podcast with Matty. Shit, that's a mouthful, isn't it?

The After Party Podcast. The Brian Clint After Party Podcast with Matty. Yeah. There's a lot going on there. But here we are. But you did it. Yeah. You got through it. Did you and PJ do a after-party podcast last week? We didn't. You didn't? No. No after-party with PJ? No.

We did the bare minimum. Did you? Yeah. Did you put out a podcast last week? What is wrong with me? I'm so sorry. I can't. For those who can't see, we have quite phallic looking microphones here in the studio. All microphones are fairly phallic looking microphones here in the studio all my microphones

are fairly phallic um but subconsciously all day and actually multiple days that you've been in here maddie just finds himself just stroking i'm so sorry just caressing this microphone i'm so sorry so much so that ella's actually videoed it she's got video footage of you caressing the microphone which we don't even know if that's safe videoed it. She's got video footage of you caressing the microphone. We don't even know if that's safe to release that footage, do we? It's pretty good. It's coming out tonight. Is it?

Yeah. Sorry. That's very sexual, isn't it? I've made it real sexual. Oh, great. Is it ready to be released? Yeah, I'm just getting the Instagram version up. This is payback for the borderline racist photo that you guys posted of me today. Holy shit. Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention photo that you guys posted of me today. Holy shit.

Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention to what you looked like in the photo. No. Which is always the way. I do the same thing. Yeah. Oh, that's great. Post it.

Absolutely. Wait, everyone else's eyes are closed. It doesn't matter. I look great. Yeah, fair. To be fair, I liked the photo. I thought it was a bit quirky and out there. Zooming up on your face, though, though Clint You picked the worst photo of me

I'll send you Okay I'll send the group chat right now Are you saying there's worse? Yes Let me find it No don't worry about it I don't even care No I'm going to send it

Are you sure? I don't even care I want to see it post it I will I actually think it's quite a cute photo of the two of us it is cute it's pure joy

I just look like I'm doing racist face you look like Will Porter with the eyebrows is he the guy from what you looking at eyebrows where the mill is

you know what I'm saying I will say I will say I will say Now looking at the others I still think I think Ella's right I would have taken You sent six

Including the bad one I would have taken literally Any of the other six Really? Nah the smiley one's nice What possessed you? You're gonna start crying Anyway this is very visual Nobody can see these And nobody needs to see

Do you want me to post them in the podcast page? If you want to see the bad photo It's up on our Branklin Instagram And Facebook Guys my pants don't fit Too tight No too loose Because if you're shitting yourself last week

Because last week Yeah If you've been I've been doing a great job of covering my bowel movements Too tight No too loose Because of you Shitting yourself last week Because last week Yeah If you If you I've been doing a great job Of covering my bowel movements On my Instagram Haven't you just

I've had Yeah I've had I've had a bug And I lost three and a half kilos And my pants don't fit I don't I don't Look I'm not

I'm not I'm not dying Like crying out for poo content No I know But Is it now Is it totally solid Is it back to normal

Yeah I had my first one today Hey he asked Why didn't you groan when he asked Anyway look it's going around I'm just saying if you get it Prepare for hell Prepare for the worst week Thank you

Just strap in. I don't even want to continue. No, I know. I know. Who got it first in your family? My daughter. My daughters. And then?

And then Lucy and then me. I feel like the person who gets it last always gets it the worst. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Is that how that worked for you guys? I don't know. We tried not to make it a competition, you know, just support each other. How many have you done today?

I've done nine. How many have you done? I've done 12. Oh, I guess you win. I've done one, but it lasted all day. I'm doing one right now. This is a weird question, but do you have multiple bathrooms, first of all? Multiple toilets in your house?

Yes, and having multiple toilets was the saviour of our relationship through this bug. But do you have your sick toilet? Well, one's attached to the bedroom as an ensuite, and then one is the guest bathroom. So you go away from the bedroom. Yeah. So you have a preference. Yeah. Remember when you were a kid and you had like a family sick bowl, but it was also often

a bowl that was used for other things as well. So now as the family with children, we have the bowl. And we did a ceremonial cleansing of the bowl once the last of the spewing had finished. And we thanked the bowl and we said, thank you for your service, bowl. We disinfect you and we return you to the cupboard to house food so next time i come out to your house for a barbecue i'm eating salt vinegar chips out of there that's it's the chippy bowl i thought it might be every house has the

vomit bowl the chippy bowl and the popcorn bowl and it's the same bowl yeah it's the exact same bowl sometimes it's a salad bowl this is really highlighting not to eat at other people's houses well yeah you never know. But yeah, we did. And we said, thank you for your service, bowl. The bowl was never far away for that entire week. That bowl went through a lot. Who do you reckon had a better holiday, me or Brie?

Oh, it's pretty close. Did you get through a bit of TV at least? Yeah, Sopranos. I'm watching Sopranos. I don't mind that. Anybody watch The Sopranos? I've never seen The Sopranos. It's so good. It's so good. My next series that I'd like to watch that's old, that I missed the boat on, is Mad Men.

Isn't that a movie with Will Smith? No, that's Men in Black. Okay. You're joking. Yeah, that was a good joke. Oh, I missed you maybe my favorite TV show of all time Wow of all time okay was that the one with me no that's suits. Mad Men had Jon Hamm in it. Isn't that suits? No. Shit.

Hey, did you watch Suits? Nah. Suits is good. You watch Suits? Yes. See if this resonates with you. I saw a TikTok the other day where this girl posted and she goes, I've just realised that the show is not called Suits because they all wear suits.

I saw the exact same TikTok. Blew my mind. And it blew my mind as well. Yeah. I think it is. I think it's a double entendre. I'm sure it is. But I mind. And it blew my mind as well. Yeah. I think it is. I think it's a double entendre. I'm sure it is. But I never thought about it the other way.

No. Guys, it's set in a law firm and it's called Suits because of all the lawsuits. Oh! Boom, baby! That's good. Clever. Clever. Do you know what the creators, the writers thinking of that name? Slow burn.

Oh, that's good. liked it yeah and it had megan markle on it you learn something new every day i watched horrible bosses on the weekend for the first time i've never seen it before oh yeah megan markle has a blink and you miss it cameo in horrible bosses does she the jennifer aniston correct what does she play a fedex delivery driver her glow up is like one for the age right right like she was no schlump when she was in so she went from she went she went from deal or no deal suitcase model that's right. To FedEx delivery driver in Horrible Bosses. To Rachel Zane in Suits. To Duchess

of Sussex. Sussex. Yeah. To the most hated woman in Britain. Correct. There's a glow up. It's incorrect. To Oprah's backyard. What a story. It could be all of our stories If we just knuckle down and try hard enough

Don Draper in Suits is a great Oh fuck Mad Men is a great character I'm really excited to start it It's a slow show But it's good It's really really good Have I influenced anyone else to watch Mad Men?

Don't think so That's okay Ella it's got Will Smith in it It's really, really good. Have I influenced anyone else to watch Mad Men? Don't think so. That's okay. Ella, it's got Will Smith in it. No. All right, let's get out of here, everybody. The other podcast is up too. I don't know if there were other podcasts last week,

but we're back and we're better than ever. And Maddie's here all week and then Bree's back after that. Who put up the Instagram post last night that said Brie was galloping around Europe? Galloping? Did you mean gallivanting? I just mean, is that, what? Gallivanting is generally the word you would use to someone that's travelling around. She's not a horse.

That's what I meant. Like, you're just trotting around. I think you might say She was trotting around Europe She was cantering around Europe Galloping Oh well Galloping Whatever Giddy up

She's got the bit between her teeth And she's off Giddy up Giddy up baby Let's go See you tomorrow At the after party At the after

At the after party We ain't ever gonna stop No After, after, after party We ain't ever gonna stop No!