ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 5th December 2023

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

Oxford Dictionary have  announced their word of the year and it's.... RIZZ. So we've put together the definitive list of celebs that have rizz and celebs that don't. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network F-Body F-Body Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast where we've just been debating who has the most riz Oh, were we? Who's the most riz'd up Yeah

Well, you've got the most jizz because you're the only boy here But he got his nuts chopped off That doesn't mean that it's not sitting up there in his nutsack somewhere Oh, actually Yeah, you're still jizzed. You just don't have anything that can make any kids in it. It's like...

Swimmers out there. Yeah, it's like... Yeah, it's like sugar-free tomato sauce. Yeah, but shit. But useless. Still squirts, but no sugar in it.

Oh, Brianna. Yeah. What? It's like alcohol-free beer. Talk about tomato sauce. Get out of the gutter, mate. Yeah, jeez, dirty bird. Don't put this on me.

But it's not jizz, it's riz. Who's got the riz? Riz. Fun fact, my nickname is actually the Rizzler. Did you know that?

Well, Clint's out. You definitely cancelled on that one. What do you mean I'm out? Clint's out. How can I be out? I'm literally the Rizzler.

No person, no person with the Riz would say that. It's like people who think they have good banter and they say, I love banter. You don't have any banter. Got the bants. Well, if I'm not the Riz-la, who is?

I'd say Brie. Yeah, I'd say Brie. Do any of us? I feel like we're Riz-free. Are we labelled? We're res free on this show Are we res deficient? The last thing I had on today's show was res

I was fucking over it today I'm so over everything We got her hair and makeup done In the studio at 2 o'clock We go on air at 3 o'clock And so all show she's had to operate with her headphones upside down holding them so it doesn't upset her hair i'm like pharrell yeah pharrell could never have headphones on because he had that big hat dumb hat

god i'm just so over this year it's your commitment to the riz that's that's why it is you're willing to go upside down. Normally I don't care but I'm just kind of like oh I just actually I don't know why I care today because I don't care about anything else.

I sound like a real wind ray. And you know what? I don't give a shit. I'm so tired. It's alright. Everybody gets there. Just have a sleep.

Have a cup of tea. I can't have a sleep. Just stop being tired Brie. Still got a million things to do. Get on the Riz. No that's of tea. I can't have a sleep. Just stop being tired, Bree. Still got a million things to do. Get on the Riz. No, that's the Raz. Oh.

Yeah. The Razapan. Oh, do you have some? Am I out? I'll take some Larazapams if you dish them out. Clarazapam, Diazepam, I'll take all the Pams. Any Pam. Any Pams.

I'm Pam. Pam. Pamol. Pamol. I have Pam. Pam-ole. What's Pam-ole again? Pam-ole is paracetamol for kids. For babies. Liquid paracetamol. I'll take that.

I would shrug that shit down. No, it's got to be a Pam. Pamazon. Pamazana. Pamela Anderson. Pamazana. Pam from Christch. Pamazana. Pamela Anderson. Parmigiana. Parmigiana. Pam from Christchurch.

She lets me stay at her house. Love Pam from Christchurch. She's great. She's a dolly. Oh, what a good bitch. Yeah. Thank you, Pam. Didn't you kiss her one time?

Nah, she's... What? She's what? She's what? She's older. So? So? What's older?

Okay, wait. What's older? How old is she? 50. You shut your mouth. Plenty of good miles left on Pam's toes. I can't wait to pass my first 50-year-old. She's my friend's auntie.

I don't want to kiss her. But you're thinking about it now, aren't you? You're just upset she rejected you. Have you ever had a crush on an older person? Oh, yeah. Yeah, my wife. This dad from church. I'm going to send this audio to your wife.

What? And she's going to find out I've got a crush on her? No, like you calling her an older person. Oh! Older than me. No, you didn't say that. Older than me is what I meant. Did he say that?

She's older than me. She'll be fine. She looks younger than me. Yeah, she's great. You know who's got the riz? She's got the riz. Stop saying the riz. She looks younger than me. She's fine. Yeah, she's great. You know who's got the riz? She's got the riz. Stop saying the riz. She had the jizz.

It's riz, Clint. She's got riz. We've done this game before, but I like this game. Who has the riz? Like, people that, like, celebrities. The riz. Who has the riz? Put it on the riz.

Name someone, and then we will all decide. And you need a unanimous vote. Yeah, I got one. So it doesn't mean you have to like it. It's just if they have it. Okay. Ella's going to say someone who's cancelled. No, Jack Harlow.

Oh, he's got the Riz. Yeah. I don't think I personally like it, but he definitely carries it. I mean, I don't know enough about him He's charismatic He has the riz It's the eye contact I don't know

That is such a random suggestion You don't like Akon He literally discovered Lady Gaga Wait a second If I say he doesn't if I don't look at him as someone who has a heap of riz, doesn't mean I don't like him. But I wouldn't say when I think of Akon, I think, ooh, charisma.

Do you? Yep. I'm Googling what he was. Do you, Claude? He was good at Friday Gems last year. Wasn't he good? Nah, he doesn't have the riz. Okay, Shaggy?

Nah, not anymore Ryan Reynolds Is someone who has Like you say he's got Riz A heap of Riz That's someone who has it Ryan Gosling Yes he's got it Jennifer Lawrence has Riz

Yes Ryan No Not every Ryan has Riz. Yes. Ryan. See Chris. No. Not every Ryan has Riz. Chris Hemsworth. Bishop. Chris Hemsworth has a heap of it.

You're so spot on with that. He does. He's got a heap of it. And it's not just people that are good looking. Chris. Yes. Liam. No.

No. No. Nah. Miley Cyrus has Riz. Yep. But in a different way. But in No. No. No. Nah. Miley Cyrus has Riz. Yep. But in a different way. She's confident. Riz.

Who else? Hey, I'm Miley Cyrus. I've got Riz. You know who had it? Betty White. Had it in spades. Had it for days. Yeah, if you walk away with some fanny flutters, then they've got Riz.

Did you get fanny flutters from Betty White? I'm saying. Wait, you won't pass Pam the 50-year-old from Christchurch, but Betty White gives you the fanny flutters. I'm not saying she did. I'm just clearing the air. I would. If I had the opportunity with Betty White, I 100% would.

You know, I'm trying to think about people on New Zealand radio that I think has Riz. Cam Mansell. Cam Mansell has Riz for days. Jeremy Wells. Oh, absolutely. Jeremy Wells has Riz. Beautiful.

What about Mike Hosking? No, no comment. He's got something else. He's got the Riz. He's got something else. Who else? Jono from Jono and Ben. He's got Riz. He's got the Riz. You reckon?? Jono from Jono and Ben He's got Riz

He's got the Riz You reckon? Yeah Ben from Jono and Ben Yeah he's got Riz Now don't say anyone else Because if they don't have Riz It'll be awkward

If we have to say they don't have Riz Cool perfect And that's the Riz list everybody No Riz here But there is some out there The four most Riz free people In New Zealand radio Have compiled the definitive list of Riz.

Riz-free. Yeah. And it was Ryan Reynolds. And Ryan Felipe. Jono from Jono and Ben, Ryan Felipe and Akon. That was the list? Yeah. We didn't start the fire.

And that'll do us, everybody. Let's go. It's almost the end of the year. I'm going to go drink heavily now. Yeah, I'm going to go and drink heavily at home too. Responsibly. Responsibly. Heavily.

See you tomorrow. Our team are Respons. Heavily. Responsibly. See you tomorrow. I turn my responsibility heavily. On the rocks. That's how I feel.