ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 5th July 2024
Episode Date: July 8, 2024Who has the sexiest wink? Watch the chaos on our Podcast Facebook Page - 'Bree & Clint's Group Therapy'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint After Party.
It gave me such a fright.
It was a lot that one, isn't there?
Holy shit.
Does anybody want a podcast to start that hot?
Yeah, I like it.
I feel like it would scare me.
But I'm pretty sure, wouldn't there be an ad before that?
Yeah.
True.
It doesn't start that way.
Nice, soothing ad.
And then all of a sudden...
Oi, oi, oi. And then all of a sudden.
Reminds me of when I was in Barcelona last year.
Does it?
Yeah, and I walked out. Did you go to Barcelona last year?
Barcelona.
Last year, this time last year.
Like August, September.
Do you know one of the best clubbing experiences I've ever had was in Argentina.
Argentina.
I've never been. Would want to go though. South America. Yeah, in Argentina. Argentina. I've never been.
Would want to go though.
South America.
Yeah.
Beautiful place.
Beautiful place, beautiful people.
Yeah.
Argentina.
Beautiful.
Ella, wasn't there a challenge you were going to set for us on the podcast?
Who can do the sexiest wink?
So very visual, which I thought maybe not.
We can turn it.
Ellie, if you would grace us with being
able to just pull this raw footage
and then just putting it on the
podcast group.
We can do it for the podcasters.
So we're winking down the camera?
Yeah, so the camera
is your person you're winking at.
And we will watch you while you wink at the camera.
Yes.
Alright.
Who's going first?
I reckon Ella goes first.
Ella's idea.
So Ella has to wink first.
We'll describe it for you guys that can't see it.
Oh, God.
I feel so much pressure.
Ella's just sorting out some cans there.
Okay, ready?
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay, here we go.
So you just do whatever you need to do to get into character.
I'm just taking your headphones off.
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Oh, crap.
Okay, Ellie, when you're ready, you're sexiest.
We're going for sexy.
Okay, well, I can barely wink anyway.
Oh, that's forced.
I can't do it.
It made me feel something.
This is insensitive, and I don't mean to offend anybody,
but you had strokey face.
Yeah, I know, bro. I can't do it offend anybody But you had strokey face Yeah I know bro
I can't do it
We had some
Like the side of your mouth went up
Yeah I literally can't do it
You look like Popeye
This came on because
I talked about a friend of mine
Who can't wink
She can only do
A two eyed wink
Which I mean
How does she pick up
How does she pick up
That's how I pick up
That's how I picked up
Everyone in my dating career
Really
That's my same friend By. That's how I picked up everyone in my dating career. Really? Well, your wink's going to be good then.
That's my same friend, by the way, who cries whenever someone sings happy birthday to her.
Why?
Who is this person?
She's the best, but she's very special.
That is strange.
Like, if we called her right now and we say happy birthday, she would burst into tears.
And she goes, oh.
Why?
Past trauma.
Brie, you ready?
Oh, okay, hold on.
Okay, we're going for sexiest wink.
We'll describe it for you because you can't see it.
It's a podcast, but there'll be a video in the Brie and Clint podcast group
called Brie and Clint's Group Therapy.
Brie.
Nah, bro.
That wasn't a blink.
You blinked.
You kind of looked at the ground.
Wait, one more time She's looking
Looking at the camera up and down
Oh there we go
Oh like your guys was better
Mine didn't look good overall
I mean I can't see where it was it didn't feel good though
Not bad
I know you're going to describe mine as creepy so I want to get in first
That was creepy yours was creepy
Because I saw you look me up and down Like if I creepy. Because I saw you look me up and down.
Like, if I was the camera, I saw you look me up and down.
That's the whole point.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Oh, that was good.
That was more natural.
Oh, okay.
When not everyone was watching.
Yeah.
Okay, but now the piece de resistance.
He's giving everyone feedback.
Let's see it.
Yeah, your turn.
What was that?
You're joking, right?
Go home.
It was such a camp wink.
What was that?
Because you were like this.
I was crushed.
Yeah, it was very camp, which is nothing wrong with that.
I love camp.
Hands in pocket.
That wasn't bad.
That wasn't bad. That wasn't bad That wasn't bad
I think it's just because
We're all watching
It's very hard when everyone's watching
It's not a natural
What if we had finger guns
No no
Now you really fucked it
No no stop that
Don't make the noise
Comment in the comments Who's got the sexiest.
That was the goal, right?
Not the smoothest, not the most functional, sexiest wanker.
Yeah, the sexiest.
I can't wait to watch these back.
I can't.
Speaking of sexy, I bought some ham before the show and it's been in my car.
Is that going to be okay?
Is that a euphemism?
I didn't want to do a supermarket run on the way home,
so I bought milk and ham before I came to work.
You've got a meat purse in your car?
And your car is stored in a car park building?
Indoor garage, yeah.
Oh, that's not good.
That's a bit warm.
I put it in a coolie bag.
Oh, okay.
With one gel cool pad.
Nah, it's fine.
Is the gel pad cool?
Yeah, it was cool before I put it in there.
How much ham?
Four packets of ham.
Okay.
Four packets?
What are you making?
He's living such a bachelor life.
Listen to him.
Went to the supermarket and I bought beer and shaved him.
And cat litter.
And cat litter.
And that's it.
All right.
Cute.
And concrete because it's hard to fuck up. And condoms. And concrete Because we're going to harden the fuck up
And condoms
Chainsaw oil
Chainsaw oil
I bet he bought just a big roll
At Devon
Luncheon
How good is luncheon
Slash Devon
With a bit of tomato sauce on it and roll it up.
Nah, you put it on white bread, tomato sauce.
Oh, so good.
I know what I'm having for dinner.
See you guys tomorrow.
See you guys tomorrow.