ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 5th June 2024
Episode Date: June 5, 2024Bree has some top secret goss about an ex of hers, and Clint has the weirdest way he decides how to buy his clothes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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It's back by unpopular demand, the Brie and Clint afterparty,
where Brie, Clint, Ella and Claudia are at the end of their day
and they talk shit for 10 minutes.
To give you a bonus podcast.
I'm so excited, guys.
I've got something to talk about.
Okay.
A friend of mine.
Well, an ex of mine.
But we're friends
But we're friends
Who works
Can I see a pic
We've talked about
What are they hot
Hot that
Guys
Don't be those people
Out of ten
They're not hot
Bullshit they're not
Bullshit they're not
We all have a history
Bullshit they're not
How long
Okay
We've all got ones
We're not proud of We all have a dad You Bullshit, they're not. How long? Okay. We've all got ones we're not proud of.
We all have a dad.
That's so rude.
That's so fucking rude.
She's hot ass.
What were you talking about?
Yeah, so shut your mouth.
I just don't like to degrade women based just on purely on their looks.
I'm building her up.
I'm building her up.
You bet she's not.
What's that?
What?
Nothing. Shut up. Anyway, Bree. I'm building her up. Yeah. Okay. She's not. What's that? What? Nothing.
Shut up.
Anyway, Bree's hot ex's message.
My hot ex's message.
She said, I can't stop thinking about you.
No.
Come back to me, Bree.
Remember we've talked about this ex before because she works for a clothing company.
Don't say the clothing company because I could get in trouble if we say it.
Is it her?
What do you mean?
The one that I know.
What?
You don't know her.
Oh.
Do you?
You've had a couple from clothing companies then.
No, just this one.
Mic's off.
Mic's off.
Which one?
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
She didn't work for a clothing company.
She bloody did.
She got you that leather jacket.
Oh, that's a different one.
That's a New Zealand one.
That's a New Zealand one.
You're right.
We never dated.
No, I know.
We just hung out a few times.
Yeah, nice.
In a fun way.
No, this was an actual ex. We dated for like four years.
Anyway, we've talked about her on the show before
Four years is major
Yeah
That's a while
Yeah
Like one of my major major
Yeah yeah yeah
One of the loves of your life
Yes yes yeah exactly
And hence why we're still friends to this day
Not that we talk all the time
But we've talked about her on this show before
Because she works for a clothing company that I love
Oh yeah
Remember?
And remember I said
I was like Oh yeah yeah yeah And you weren't sure if you remember i said i was like yeah yeah you
weren't sure if you should ask for a discount yeah yeah yeah i want the discount please
i know i really want the discount but no i can't ask you that's it's not nice um anyway she just
messaged me with exciting news being like hey just wanted to get your take on the lay of the land in
auckland because we're opening a store there.
Where should we put it?
And then it's given me options and now I'm going to pick what's best for me.
Marisa, I'll tell you where to put it.
Are you going to put it next to your local dairy?
Right next to the dairy.
The best place would be out in the sticks in Mount Albert.
Perfect. Here's the exact address. Great work would be out in the sticks in Mount Albert. Perfect.
Here's the exact address.
Great work.
Yeah, that's really exciting.
Awesome.
One step closer to realising your dreams of getting a discount from your ex-girlfriend.
That is not no.
For your producers.
I never asked her.
Do they need some people to be at the opening of the store?
I can take social for them.
Sell me, sell me.
Oh, that's a good idea.
I look really good with a goodie bag.
Ella, just isolate that piece of audio of Ella going, sell me, sell me. Oh, that's a good idea. I look really good with a goodie bag. Ella, just isolate that piece of audio
of Ella going, sell me, sell me.
Don't you dare.
Way to play it cool, man.
I mean, yeah, my prices are a lot.
They're hard to get. I'm expensive.
I'm expensive.
Anyway, I'm just excited
that they're bringing a store here.
That's exciting to me. Okay, next store.
Because now I can go in and try stuff on.
Like most of my, I reckon like 70% of my wardrobe is from there.
Yeah, it is.
I hate buying clothes on the internet.
It's so bad, eh?
Yeah.
But when you have no choice.
I have to put them on in the mirror, wear them in the store for a bit, and then go away
and think about it.
What?
And then come back.
I imagine Clint being like the Grinch, just like trying.
Wait, did you walk around?
Did you walk around the store In our society today
No one tries on clothing
Guys we live in a society
So you go to a store
You try the clothes on
Do you then walk around with no shoes on
Around the store
I'm trying to buy pants
I'll put the pants on
And then I will
You're not putting your shoes back on, are you?
Oh, absolutely.
I'll only ever try on pants with the shoes.
You're still wearing their pants and you put your shoes back on.
I didn't put any deodorant on today.
Why are we having two conversations at once?
I don't know.
Shut up.
Because I'm always sniffing my armpits.
Stinky people, be quiet.
Well, I have to go get a spray tan after this.
And did you know, so I have no deodorant on, no makeup on.
We'll just have your conversation then.
Yeah, because it's more interesting.
Turn it on, Michael.
Let's get out of here.
Guys, we're done!
It's today's society.
Guys, here's a really genius idea.
We live in a society.
People don't get that joke because it hasn't happened yet.
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