ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 5th June 2024

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

Bree has some top secret goss about an ex of hers, and Clint has the weirdest way he decides how to buy his clothes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:27 Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Brian Clint, thanks to KFC Try the new Korean BBQ Double Down today It's back by unpopular demand, the Brie and Clint afterparty, where Brie, Clint, Ella and Claudia are at the end of their day and they talk shit for 10 minutes. To give you a bonus podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:55 I'm so excited, guys. I've got something to talk about. Okay. A friend of mine. Well, an ex of mine. But we're friends But we're friends Who works
Starting point is 00:01:08 Can I see a pic We've talked about What are they hot Hot that Guys Don't be those people Out of ten They're not hot
Starting point is 00:01:16 Bullshit they're not Bullshit they're not We all have a history Bullshit they're not How long Okay We've all got ones We're not proud of We all have a dad You Bullshit, they're not. How long? Okay. We've all got ones we're not proud of.
Starting point is 00:01:25 We all have a dad. That's so rude. That's so fucking rude. She's hot ass. What were you talking about? Yeah, so shut your mouth. I just don't like to degrade women based just on purely on their looks. I'm building her up.
Starting point is 00:01:41 I'm building her up. You bet she's not. What's that? What? Nothing. Shut up. Anyway, Bree. I'm building her up. Yeah. Okay. She's not. What's that? What? Nothing. Shut up. Anyway, Bree's hot ex's message. My hot ex's message.
Starting point is 00:01:50 She said, I can't stop thinking about you. No. Come back to me, Bree. Remember we've talked about this ex before because she works for a clothing company. Don't say the clothing company because I could get in trouble if we say it. Is it her? What do you mean? The one that I know.
Starting point is 00:02:05 What? You don't know her. Oh. Do you? You've had a couple from clothing companies then. No, just this one. Mic's off. Mic's off.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Which one? No. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. She didn't work for a clothing company. She bloody did. She got you that leather jacket. Oh, that's a different one.
Starting point is 00:02:27 That's a New Zealand one. That's a New Zealand one. You're right. We never dated. No, I know. We just hung out a few times. Yeah, nice. In a fun way.
Starting point is 00:02:40 No, this was an actual ex. We dated for like four years. Anyway, we've talked about her on the show before Four years is major Yeah That's a while Yeah Like one of my major major Yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:02:50 One of the loves of your life Yes yes yeah exactly And hence why we're still friends to this day Not that we talk all the time But we've talked about her on this show before Because she works for a clothing company that I love Oh yeah Remember?
Starting point is 00:03:03 And remember I said I was like Oh yeah yeah yeah And you weren't sure if you remember i said i was like yeah yeah you weren't sure if you should ask for a discount yeah yeah yeah i want the discount please i know i really want the discount but no i can't ask you that's it's not nice um anyway she just messaged me with exciting news being like hey just wanted to get your take on the lay of the land in auckland because we're opening a store there. Where should we put it? And then it's given me options and now I'm going to pick what's best for me.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Marisa, I'll tell you where to put it. Are you going to put it next to your local dairy? Right next to the dairy. The best place would be out in the sticks in Mount Albert. Perfect. Here's the exact address. Great work would be out in the sticks in Mount Albert. Perfect. Here's the exact address. Great work. Yeah, that's really exciting.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Awesome. One step closer to realising your dreams of getting a discount from your ex-girlfriend. That is not no. For your producers. I never asked her. Do they need some people to be at the opening of the store? I can take social for them. Sell me, sell me.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Oh, that's a good idea. I look really good with a goodie bag. Ella, just isolate that piece of audio of Ella going, sell me, sell me. Oh, that's a good idea. I look really good with a goodie bag. Ella, just isolate that piece of audio of Ella going, sell me, sell me. Don't you dare. Way to play it cool, man. I mean, yeah, my prices are a lot. They're hard to get. I'm expensive.
Starting point is 00:04:15 I'm expensive. Anyway, I'm just excited that they're bringing a store here. That's exciting to me. Okay, next store. Because now I can go in and try stuff on. Like most of my, I reckon like 70% of my wardrobe is from there. Yeah, it is. I hate buying clothes on the internet.
Starting point is 00:04:31 It's so bad, eh? Yeah. But when you have no choice. I have to put them on in the mirror, wear them in the store for a bit, and then go away and think about it. What? And then come back. I imagine Clint being like the Grinch, just like trying.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Wait, did you walk around? Did you walk around the store In our society today No one tries on clothing Guys we live in a society So you go to a store You try the clothes on Do you then walk around with no shoes on Around the store
Starting point is 00:05:00 I'm trying to buy pants I'll put the pants on And then I will You're not putting your shoes back on, are you? Oh, absolutely. I'll only ever try on pants with the shoes. You're still wearing their pants and you put your shoes back on. I didn't put any deodorant on today.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Why are we having two conversations at once? I don't know. Shut up. Because I'm always sniffing my armpits. Stinky people, be quiet. Well, I have to go get a spray tan after this. And did you know, so I have no deodorant on, no makeup on. We'll just have your conversation then.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Yeah, because it's more interesting. Turn it on, Michael. Let's get out of here. Guys, we're done! It's today's society. Guys, here's a really genius idea. We live in a society. People don't get that joke because it hasn't happened yet.
Starting point is 00:05:53 No, but it will, and they will get it, and they will love it. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.

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