ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party -5th June 2025

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. It's your T.T.O.G.O. You can take it hard to go. Look, we said we weren't going to do a podcast, but... We lied.

We lied. But we're doing it on Wednesday. So... So, store this up. Don we're doing it on Wednesday. So, so store this up. Don't tell anyone that though. Any cataclysmic world events that happen between Wednesday and Thursday evening. And you're like, how come Brian Clinton didn't talk about that on their podcast?

Well, first of all, we don't really do news on our podcast. You didn't turn their mics on and now they're screaming at us. But see, I haven't finished saying what I was saying. Okay. Oh, hello? Are we on? I was getting to you. We weren't listening because we were screaming.

Nah, I forgot about you all together. Sorry. Did you- Rude. We've got two things that we need to settle. Mm-hmm. We will. First one, what was Bree's mystery dish?

Oh yeah. Yes. Did you place a bed? No, she wasn't here. You weren't here, did you see the mystery dish? I'll pull up the photo and she can have a quick bet. Careful, because the answers to the other ones are on it. Well I've already put my bed in and I'll just hide it from her.

Okay. I'll sing in the meantime. Speak amongst yourselves. So this is a random dish pulled from Bree's freezer. It is a game we played a while back on the podcast. It's in a systemer. And you can see it on the podcast family group. Oh that's chicken butter chicken.

Chicken butter chicken? chicken butter chicken. Chicken butter chicken. Chicken butter chicken. I mean butter chicken. That's butter chicken. I feel like chicken butter chicken tonight. Like chicken butter chicken tonight. Chicken chickpea shit.

Okay, you're going butter chicken chickpea shit. Okay. What did you say? I said like a nacho mincy beanie situation. Yeah. Yeah. And I said, Spag bol. B beanie situation. Yeah. Yeah, and I said Balinese I Can confirm what was in Breeze freezer chili gun canning?

You said well dad, I'm a legend well, I'm disgusting did you know it was good we ate it Yeah, you ate that yeah freezer burnt, but yeah In the recession you got gotta do what you can. Was it a bit wet when you cooked it back up? Nah. It's fine, you just put it in the pot and you heat it up on the stove and it's good to go. How old do you reckon it is? Probably, oh, not older than two months.

Oh, it's not bad. Mm. The other topic we had to discuss was a post from Matthew Adams who asked, is there a name for Brie and Clint fans? Like Taylor Swift has Swifties. Are we Brints? Are we Brinters?

Are we Brinties? I'll give you some other suggestions from the comment section. Someone said we're Clitties, obviously. There's not a lot of Brie in there. My name's not Clit. Someone said get get us a towel with the Eileen's. Hey! I like that, that's good. I don't know if I wanna be the Eileen's in that context.

That's where we're at so far, so. Clearnas. Clearnas. I don't mind the Brinters. The Brinters, I think that's what I picked. I commented back what I liked, but I don't know the Brinters. The Brinters, I think that's what I, what did I pick? I commented back what I liked, but I don't know. Yeah, you wrote Brinters. The Brinters, yeah, I don't, I don't mind the Brinters.

Sounds like strong. Get the, yeah. I don't identify as a Brinter. It doesn't sit right with me. You don't identify as a Brinter? How do you identify? As a Clee, a Clee cleaner. A Clinter. A Clee. A Cleoner. A Clitter. A Clee. A Cli. How do you identify as a clea a clea cleaner a clinter a clea

Yeah, don't you identify more as a muffed on only sometimes They prefer the term rug Honestly neither yeah, what would you What would you rather Claude? Oh honestly neither. They're just as foul. What would you and your community rather? You. So Brints then, Brinters. Brinters.

Brinters. I reckon at this stage, yeah the Brinters. Okay, very good. Okay. And what's Ella in my fandom called? Muffdivers. The Clellers called? Um, Muffdivers. The Clellas. Yeah, the Muffdivers. The Colellas, Ellas.

Eh, eh, lovers. Guys, please, if you're listening to this, we will probably be either at the radio awards. Say you'll never come for us. No, we'll be there. Yeah. Well, some people could listen to this later is what I'm saying. Oh, I see. We'll either be there or have be there. Yeah. Well, some people could listen to this later is what I'm saying. Oh, I see. We'll either be there or have been there. Yeah.

To be honest, by the time this is posted, we'll have a result. Yeah. If you, but this is just like, we're not going to win. And that's not me being negative. That's just going off. It's not you being positive. We should go in with low standards though.

It's just going off, yeah, low standards. Low expectations. Raise your standards. And low standards, to be honest. But yeah, if you guys see anywhere like posts about people winning or like, can you just comment on it? Breanne Clint should have won. Yeah.

Just like anything like support. Justice for Breanne Clint. Yeah, justice for Breanne Clint. Yeah, yeah. That would be good. Speaking of low standards, did you guys see the story about Sydney Sweeney selling the soap that's got her bath water in it?

I did see that story. How many bars did you buy? Well, none, cause I reckon she's gone low real early in her career. Is that real? It's real, yeah. So she, I believe, I get served the ads a lot. She gets, she's like the ambassador for Sasquatch soap

or some kind of shit like that. And soap targeted at men. That's yuck. And yeah, she's- Remember the time that guy slid into my DMs asking for my bath order? Yes. How much did you get for it?

He was offering a thousand dollars. And you said no? I never technically said no. I think that mail's gone up over time. I think it was $500. Nah, it was a thousand. Really? Yes.

But it wasn't for- Well then you're fucking stupid. It wasn't for one bottle though. Oh. It was for multiple. Plus postage? Multiple bottles? Yes.

Well what's the difference between one bottle and multiple bottles? I know, that's true. But I never, technically I never said no, but I lost his DM somewhere in my inbox. Oh, dang. Real question, real question. If you did it, and obviously... Wash my dogs in the bath and then scoop it up.

Well that, yeah. Or you could pee in it. Yeah, that too. I'd probably rather not though. Yeah, because then maybe that's what they're after. That makes me grosser. Well, nah, because you're just peeing in the bath. Like who hasn't peed in the bath? I don't know, I'm not peeing in the bath. Who pees in the bath?

Are you peeing in the bath? No, not recently. I'm not peeing in the bath. Maybe as a baby. As a child. You're sitting in it. Yeah. Like peeing in the pool, yeah, we've all done that.

Yeah. Anyway, Sydney Sweeney's bath water soap. It's up for grabs. How much? It's a good question, should I find out? Yeah, how much is it? How much is she charging? And how much is she getting?

That's what I wanna know too. If I got that same DM today, someone asking for my bathwater for $1,000, I'd do it at a heartbeat. There's your opportunity. Everybody listening with $1,000. Yep. Now the link is an unsecure connection.

Oh. I'll ask chat GPT. No, I don't want that on my chat GPT. Bless you. Thank you. Thank you darling. Thank you so much. I'm way more protective about what goes on my chat.

$8 a bar. Oh shit. Eight American dollars? Yeah. So $16. Not bad. You love a bar soap. Yeah, you love bar soap. I do like bar soap and I love Sydney Sweeney,

but even that feels a bit far for me, to be honest. Would you rather it was Sydney Sweeney shaped? Honestly, bar soap gives me the heebie jeebies. Me too. I don't even like the feel of it on my hands. You're perpetuating a negative, negative. No, it's tried and tested and I don't like it. Yeah.

It's not going in without experience. So like I have never tried it, like I have tried it and it's gross. Well, it's how soap is meant to be. Nah, so it's supposed to feel clean. Yeah, and a bar of soap is anything but clean. A bar of soap is about as clean as it can get as long as you rinse your bar of soap off after you use it

That's the same theory that people use with towels after the shower She got you there, yeah, I've been got anyway, hold on one one more thing how many People use bar soap versus what would you call the other soap liquid soap? Bar soap versus, what would you call the other soap? Liquid soap. Searching the web. In the United Kingdom, get this, how does this make sense? Says 87% of Brits use liquid soap.

That makes sense. While 71% purchase bar soap. Oh. Yeah, well I use both. So. Oh, so now he comes out. He's a bisexual soap user. I'm proud of you. So I'm trying to shame me, honestly.

Too easy. Let's go back to calling Claudia names. Hey, it's our new favourite thing to tease you about. This is gonna go on for the next two years and then we'll find something else. I'm not ashamed of it. See, there's all the pubes in the towel. You keep saying it loud and proud.

You might convince yourself. I missed the tortilla shirt. Where did that go? Oh no, now we're gonna make fun of you. We can bring back the pube chat. What about all the horse chat? The wild food festival. Yeah, that's fun too.

I love making fun of Clint. Okay, it's time to go. Bye. Five, six, five, it's time to go. Bye!