ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 5th March 2024

Episode Date: March 5, 2024

Welcome to the first official After Party planning meeting where we brainstorm how to bring the JUICE to the podcast. Have any requests or questions you want answered? Join our Facebook group! - https://www.facebook.com/groups/415658975801266See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to Bree and Clint's After Party. Do you guys, there's a podcast that I listen to, where they have just put their podcasts back together. They've just put the intro of the podcast back together with the show highlights, because they split them up like ours. Oh, I see. To game the system because it's all about getting extra downloads

on your podcast. Spoiler. Yeah, totally. What do you think this podcast is? Yeah, this is a little box ticker. It's a money grab. Is this, Claudia, is this thing that we fart out every day, is this even long enough to get an ad in?

Well, I don't put an ad in because I don't want there to be an ad in it. Yeah. So what's the fucking point? Pre and post there are. Oh, okay. But I don't put one in the middle. Do people even like this podcast, like this part?

So this is my question. Are we serving up enough juice to justify two podcasts or should we just put our podcasts back together? And is that even our decision? Do you want more juice? Okay, what juice have you guys got? Orange. Because I'm sucked dry. Yeah, I'm

dry as a bone. My tartars have been milked for all they were. I'm like the Sahara Desert down there. I've had like five kids sucking on these titties. See, this is the juice right here. At once. At once. I wish, I sometimes

wish that, you know, that women were like cats and we could feed multiple babies at once. That'd be cute. You can. You've got two breasts. Yeah, two, but I'm talking like eight. That's how many cats have. You don't want to have eight babies. Why not? I don't want eight dudes. No, i'm not saying i want to have eight babies i'm just saying i want to have the option like if i wanted to feed eight babies well you're currently feeding no babies so

do you want eight boobs or eight nips nips and do you want them down your body or do you want them across your body down like a cat i have tiny little nipples and that'd be fun. And then I could laugh back and the cat would be like, TMI. I have an idea to make it more juicier. Yes. More juicier than the cat nipple thing. Way more juicier. This better be good.

This better be good because my suggestion was not to make it more juicy. My suggestion was just to stick them back together. So you're potentially creating more work for us. This is more work for us. Maybe for me or Claude. I'm fine with that. We do some out of audio, interesting different pop. What is it?

Vox pops? Vox pops. And we take ourselves out of the studio and we're talking to people on the street. Men about town. Should we? For this, I've actually had a good idea. I start your good idea. people on the street. Men about town. Should we for this... I've actually had a good idea. I've actually

had a good idea. This is a good brainstorm. Should we on a Friday for this podcast record this part of the podcast at the pub after four beers? Now that is actually a good idea. See? This is why we brainstorm

Hell yeah I'm keen for that So we could do Drunk Podcasts We could do No we don't get drunk Before the show

But An idea I had No Remember the idea You're missing it You're missing it altogether We already So the thing I like about Breeze

Is it's no extra work We already go to the pub On a Friday To prep our show. It's a little treat at the end of the week that we enjoy. I'm bulletproof. Nothing to lose. And so we're already there, and then we just do it there.

Boom. Fine. We can talk to some people that are there. You can talk to whoever's there. Ross will probably be in the corner somewhere. Probably. Can you organise some kind of recording device? Yeah.

Remember that idea I had years ago where I really wanted us all to smoke some ganja and do a podcast? Yeah. And technically, if we recorded it when we were in America... It would have been legal. It's legal. And I have always been anti it because I'm not good on the ganja. What do you do?

Real paranoid. Are you? Real paranoid. But is that when you've smoked it? And I think I stopped talking. Me too. But see, that's when you've done too much. No, I never have much.

Have you tried different? No, but that's it. It's always been smoking or have you had edibles? No, okay. Yeah, no. smoking Or have you had edibles No okay Yeah no yeah okay Because edibles are very different They're nowhere near as strong Got a shelve one

I mean if you wanted to That's a fun experience That's juicy This is the juice we wanted This is the juice we wanted I'd hope it was juicy To get it up there We could do a shooey

I'll get you one Without the macadamias Oh my gosh we do a shooey Have you guys done a shooey before We should just spin the bottle But like not piss in something else. No, we've got enough ideas now. Clint, do you remember that horrendous, and if our bosses are listening,

I still stand by this, it was a horrendous fucking Christmas party where they got the entire office and they shoved us into the pub that we go on a Friday, which is a lovely, like, great pub, don't get me wrong, great venue, but not when there's a thousand people in there like you literally i'm not joking girls this is before your time you could not move like it was so packed we were dressed as nitball players we were dressed as yeah and you could not fucking move and then like you couldn't even get a drink because they were so overrun just way too many people. Anyway, were you there? I don't even know who the guy was, but he turns around and he hands me the dirtiest white old tennis shoe and says,

no, it wasn't a white old tennis shoe. It was a town shoe. And he goes, do a shoeie because you're restraining. Do a shoeie. You don't do a shoeie out of someone else's shoe. There was so many bits in it, like when I drank it. Oh, you did it. Oh, you did it. Oh, you did.

It was like I still have trauma from it. They pulled on her sense of national pride. She couldn't not do it. I couldn't not. And I've never regretted anything more, honestly. What was in it? Beer? Yes.

But it was in, like the shoe couldn't have been older. Like I think the salt, like the inner part of the shoe was coming away. Like it was in, like, the shoe couldn't have been older. Like, I think the salt, like, the inner part of the shoe was coming away. Like, it was disgusting. So we've fixed Friday's podcast. What do we do with the other four? We've got Cam's leaving thing on Friday. Oh, yeah, we can do it. Oh, my God, we can get everybody in on it.

That'd be fun. Why don't we do it then? I just don't want, yeah. Ross Boss is quite often at the pub on a Friday. Yep. And others. You know what we should do Cassie Henderson is quite often at the pub on a Friday You know what we should do if we're doing it at the pub on a Friday

And Ross will always be there We should ask for Ross' Credit card Peaks and pits of our show of the week And we'll see if he's listening See if he can name anything we've done. Yeah. Birthday banger.

And then technically we're working, so I guess it becomes a business expense. And then it's on the card. Write it off. It's a meeting. This is genius. Bloody great. This is genius, guys.

It is good stuff. Okay. Well, this was productive. I feel good. Thank you, everybody. Let's do it all again tomorrow. That was such a good idea from me Is it another brainstorm tomorrow?

Yeah Like I said I think we've got enough ideas Let's just roll out an idea at a time I kind of want to pitch my idea of where we put Clint in Tidy Wities And throw him I'll stop you there Give him a wedgie Put him on a flagpole

And we throw him out of a tree like Jackass did for an atomic wedgie. Oh. Can I say been there, done that? You've been in a wedgie. My friends and I, when I was young, we did a home bungee jump. Oh. Can I just say? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kids. Kids. No, no, no. Don't do a home bungee jump. From your undies or just the bungee? The rope up over a branch high in the tree and then three guys holding the rope at the bottom and then one guy in the tree with the rope tied around his waist.

Did you measure it? Yeah. Didn't matter. You would have been better to hit the ground. Didn't even matter. Rather than nearly get cut in half by the rope. Did that hurt? Shout out to Nathan Walker if you're listening.

Nathan Walker, you fuckwit. Jerk. I love swearing on the podcast. I'm the only one that swears. You wait till we start drinking on this podcast this Friday. Yeah, Jesus. I really like the... Also, we're going to roll out all of these changes

and then you're going to leave next week. That's all right. Just you guys test run them. We'll do it in memoriam of you. Yeah. Okay, let's go. Bye. Wait, you can't just say I'm leaving. I'm not leaving forever. You guys test run them We'll do it in memoriam of you Yeah Okay let's go Bye Wait you can't just say

I'm leaving I'm not leaving forever Oh yeah She's going away She's going away She's going away For a secret mission That she does every fucking year

And not next week It's the week after And we're like I wonder where she's going She's not here right now No one has ever found out No one has ever found out We're very good

At keeping it a secret And I will never tell And I'm only going to be away for nine shows, so everyone relax. Guys. Nine too many, I say. Oh, stop it. No, keep going. Love you.

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