ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 5th May 2025

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

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You tapped it so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brian Clint, the podcast. Hi guys. How's everybody doing? We're back. Where were we? We were away on the weekend. We're back now. Claudia?

Pixie? Hello? Present? You sounded like Ella then. Did a little bit. Has anyone heard from Ella? I have. I, um, what did she message me about?

Something she wrote back to one of my... She messaged me really upset that we got to meet Gracie Abrams. Oh yeah that's right she did too, hold on. Sorry girls. I'm glad I took her place on that one, I'm not going to lie. Did you guys realise that we've replaced one vegan producer with another vegan producer? I was saying to Pixie like on paper, it's very similar. We're the same person. Yeah kind of. Are you the same age? Vegan, no. Veganie like on paper, it's very similar. We're the same person. Yeah, kind of. Are you the same age? Vegan, no.

Vegan, vegan. A little bit different. You're younger. I'm a bit younger, yeah. Younger than Ella. And you seem older to me. Ella's the youngest person we've ever met. And you're telling us you're younger than Ella.

I'm younger than Ella. You have an old soul to me. I do get told that. Have you been told that? Yeah. But Ella also has have an old soul to me. I do. Have you been told that? Yeah. Ella also has a very young soul. Yeah, she's got a, this is her first time on this planet.

Yeah. This is her first time that soul has run around this planet. And yet she's married on her honeymoon. Yeah. That's true. I always find it so fascinating when people say you either got a young soul or an old soul. What have you guys got in your lifetime?

Like, has anyone ever said either of those to you before? I used to get old soul all the time, but literally today, Amelia out in the office, she's like, oh, you've got a bit of a young soul. Because she's like, you could date someone younger than you. You seem quite young. Poor girl. I'm like, okay, girl. She is younger than you.

So that's... She thinks that I'm around her age. It carries more weight when it comes from. She is younger than you. So that's, it carries more weight when it comes from someone that's younger than you. Cause they know what is young. Someone older than you doesn't count. No, no you don't. What are you like 24, 25? Doesn't mean anything coming from me.

Yes I am. Yeah. Yeah, it means, our opinion means nothing. I think if someone now said I had an old soul, I think I am. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah, our opinion means nothing. I think if someone now said I had an old soul, I think I'd be offended. I remember the first time I interviewed. Would you? A little bit.

I remember the first time I interviewed Lorde when she was 16 years old. Old soul. And I said that to her. I said, where does this come from? This sort of emotional intelligence and depth to your lyrics. Do you think you have an old soul?

And she said, no, I don't think so. And we tried to get it out of her. I was like, well, what is it? Where does it come from? She eventually told us that her mum was a poet. Right. Which would have an influence. I guess that's what you're exposed to growing up.

She 100% has an old soul. She definitely gets old soul. I reckon this is her, that soul, it's its last time on the planet. That's how old it is I reckon. She's reached her ninth life. Is it nine is it? Do they say? Oh that's cats. My wife tells me all the time she's on her last lap around the sun. Where do you go next if you're not reincarnating? I'm two souls put together because I've got a double crown. Lap around the sun, yeah. Where do you go next, if you're not reincarnating?

I'm two souls put together, because I've got a double crown. Oh yeah. You ascend back into the universe, I believe. Your consciousness, conscience, consciousness. Consciousness, yeah. Rejoined the other consciousnesses. I want to come back as like a pet with a really good owner.

I want to come back as a dog. Yeah. For sure. So according to my woo woo woo woo wife, what you are reincarnated as, is a direct result of the karma that you amass in this life. So what, like, if you amass good karma, what are you getting?

A good life. Or, oh, how do you come back as an animal? Can I check in the meantime? Can you come back as an animal? I think so, yeah. I don't know. Is there somewhere I can log in to check my karma? And you know why I think you can come back as an animal?

Cause animals, in my opinion, have souls. Oh yeah, animals have souls, of course they yeah, yeah, like they have a soul So that's why I believe you can come back as an animal because two podcasts in a row We've talked about this intergalactic bullshit We the woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo Woo woo woo. Yeah, get your woo woo fixed. This is the part of the after party where we've smoked something. It's the DMCs, yeah. Yeah, 100%. I still wanna do that. It's still on my list. Can we fly to America?

Oh, you wanna do a blazed show? Yeah, I really wanna do a blazed show. I'm not good. Amsterdam? Well, I'm not good on the blaze. We won't do it live. Then we don't have to deal with character. And then we can decide.

No, I know. Later. Oh, I'll get so fucking paranoid. You reckon? I know. On Edibles? I don't know about that. We're going to Amsterdam.

We'll do- Love it. Be very gentle and then we'll record it. We'll do a Space Cake episode, we'll do a Heineken Brewery episode. Yeah. And we'll do a Red Light District episode. Oh, see that? That bloody trip sells itself. We'll give it like a couple of days and then we'll re a Red Light District episode. Oh, see, that bloody trip sells itself.

We'll give it a couple of days, and then we'll re-listen and edit. Pixie wants to get one of those massages that she was talking about. Yeah, you have been harping on about that. It does get brought up a lot. Yep. During the massage.

Oh, that too, that too. Well, it's still, because you really want that ending, eh? I do want the ending. How do we- How do we make this happen? Yeah, it's still because you really want that ending, eh? I do want the ending. How do we make this happen? Yeah, let's... The happy ending and the rest of it. I really wanted to do a show on happy gas too,

on laughing gas. Can we make it happen whilst disclosing our intentions? Or do we say... No, you don't. No. Yeah, right. No, I was gonna bankroll a day. What do you always say, Clint?

You just do it and apologize. Yeah, exactly. It's a great lesson to live by, I was gonna bankroll a day. What do you always say, Clint? You just do it and apologize. Yeah, exactly. It's a great lesson to live by, I think. It's easier, it's not better. Some people say they get this saying wrong, I say it's better, it's not. It's easier to ask for apology. It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Yeah, as long as your intentions are not bad. No, and our intentions are not bad. No, those are really good intentions. It's good intentions. Everyone will benefit from it. Unless you're underage, they're very free to do that. Yeah. I feel like it's happening.

Lock it in, someone tell Ross. Lock it in, tell Ross. Ross, we're going to Amsterdam. You can come if you want. There's not a god damn thing you can do about it. We can invite him. No, we don't ask him. No, we just go. Yeah. And then we ask him to Amsterdam. There's not a god damn thing you can do about it. We can invite him. No, we don't ask him. No, we just go.

Yeah. And then we ask him to get a major. Shit, we apologise. We say to him, sorry, we're going to Amsterdam. Sorry, we put it on the work card. Sorry, we're in Amsterdam. Sorry, we're in Amsterdam. Sorry, we're in Amsterdam.

And we're fuck-o'd. Sorry, Ross, car talk now. We're fucking blazed. At a sex show. Good plan, yeah good plan. Guys, we'll start organising. Yeah sounds good. Bye. After party, duh.