ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 5th May 2026
Episode Date: May 5, 2026Have you got someone that's your human medicine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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I'm having a foot.
Three.
Me, Brie, Claudia.
That's our party.
Ella's off sick today.
Or is she?
Oh no, you played that audio of us,
of her to us before.
She sounds sick, bro.
Yeah, I could tell she was sick yesterday.
Like actual sick, not Gen Z sick.
Gen Z sick, yeah.
Sick of interacting.
Yeah.
I need a day off.
I need to recharge my social battery.
That's funny.
No, you run on empty like the rest of us.
Yeah, and then have a mental breakdown once it gets too low.
Yeah, come on.
Burn yourself out.
Cry at work and gets in home by your girl work as like a normal person.
For money.
Cry in the toilet.
Burnout is a part of life.
This is the life that you signed up for.
This is the life that we were given and now you have to do it too.
Oh, this was my question for the podcast.
Clint's going to say it's too.
No, I'm trying to keep an open mind.
Me too.
Both of you?
Yes, because I already know what it is.
But I want to keep an open mind.
Here's the question.
Do you have someone in your life, which you would describe as your human medicine?
Do we get a definition of what human medicine is?
Yeah.
Human medicine is someone where when you're with them, you feel like they re-end.
energize you.
They give you clarity.
They make you feel good.
Yeah.
And that's the best way I could describe it.
Cool.
Yeah, I can do that.
Okay.
Who's your human medicine?
My children.
Oh.
Genuinely.
What about when they're being annoying, though?
They're just being kids.
They're just figuring things out.
Yeah.
Do you want me to say someone else?
No.
Yeah.
That's a good answer.
Yeah, my children.
And my wife.
No, you can't have more than one.
Which child?
We already gave you two children.
Yeah, yeah.
Children then.
Okay, good answer.
Claude.
Clint, you might love this.
My answer is my dad.
That's nice.
I'm trying to think about why I would love that in particular.
Because you said your kids and you might hope that when they grow up, they'd have the same answer as me.
I don't think they're going to say that.
They might.
No, they'll say their mum.
They'll say their mom.
I'll say, but I loved you so hard.
I'll go, yeah, a bit too hard.
Stop smothering us, dad.
I think Maggie might be into it.
I think too, he's already over it.
That's nice that it's your dad.
How often do you see your dad?
Every couple weeks.
That's good.
Yeah, we talk on the phone a lot.
It's good for an adult.
Yeah.
You talk on the phone to your dad.
Yeah.
I talk on the phone to my dad.
My dad rang me the other day.
I was like, what is wrong?
What do you want?
What's happened?
That's right, you told us about this
Yeah, yeah
I was like, oh oh, something bad has happened
Sometimes my dad will call me
And he has something to say
But it takes like half an hour for us to get there
That's nice
We'll just be like blah blah blah
Then I'm like, wait
Why did you call me?
A few years ago
I had a go at my dad
Because he would never get in touch
With me and never call me
And
Very dad behaviour
Very old school dad behaviour
I don't think that's modern dad behaviour
And my dad is a busy guy
He's very busy
He's always doing something
You know, I said to him, I had a go at him one time
And I said, you know, it doesn't take much dad
To pick up the phone
It doesn't have to be a lot
Doesn't have to be every couple of days
No
Doesn't have to be every week even
But if it's once a fortnight
You know, I'd appreciate, you know
You pick it up the phone
And we can chat for five minutes
We can chat for 10 minutes
We can chat for however long you got
You know what I think
Sorry to cut you off, yes, sorry
And doesn't need to be about anything in particular
That's what it is
It doesn't
No, I think dads can get hung up in the idea that they need to have something to talk about.
They don't.
They don't.
They can just call and go, how's your day?
What are you been doing?
What's new with you?
What are you doing later?
That's it.
Do you need any money?
I will say my dad has definitely gotten better.
Do you want any money?
My dad never offers money.
Neither does my dad.
Lame.
Neither does my dad.
What the hell?
I wonder if I called.
But I don't want any.
I wonder if I called my dad and asked him.
He'd give you money.
Yeah, I would give me money.
If you rang him and said, Dad, I need money.
I need money.
I can't tell you why.
I just, I need some money.
We should do this on the show tomorrow.
He'll go, how much?
Dad, I can't tell you right now, but I need.
Five grand.
I need five grand.
Oh!
And I need it like now.
I reckon he will.
I can tell you like.
Word for word.
In a while.
I can't tell you right now, but I can tell you later on what it was for.
But right now I just need it.
I reckon he would say.
I reckon I can predict what he'll tell you.
I'm going to give it to you, Rana, but I'm going to need a bit more information.
But you can have it.
I don't reckon he would even ask for more information.
Okay.
Just because I think he knows, one, I've never asked my dad for money ever in my whole life.
Yeah.
Well, not in recent times anyway.
Maybe when I was like, you know, super young and struggle, struggle street.
But I know that he trusts me with money.
Like I'm not someone who just, you know, blows money on stuff.
So he'd go, yep, I'll transfer it now.
I reckon that's what he would do.
Would he do the same for me?
No.
Unusual.
Whereas I have received that phone call from my dad.
Was it for five grand?
Not far off.
Yeah.
Anyway, that's by the bike.
Brie, who is your, what's it called?
in medicine?
I've got a few.
Like there's some friends where
you can't have a few, you get one.
Yeah.
Them's the rules that you let down.
You can have two but they have to be siblings.
That's bullshit.
Okay, who are siblings?
Olsen twins.
My coconuts.
You can put them in a mouth.
Why did that song come to mine?
She calls them the twins.
Oh.
Now, I can't choose now.
Well, you asked the question.
I thought you'd have someone in mind.
Just say your fiancé.
Yeah, say that.
Say my mum.
I think it is too.
No, my mom's always been that person for me.
I'm not saying that my fiancé isn't either, but.
Treat a man, Kim, Key.
Yeah, exactly.
But there's just, I don't know, there's just some, there's a different feeling.
and like the unconditional love that is just like, you know.
I'm never going to break up with you.
Nah, you don't have to try,
you don't have to think about what you're saying,
you can just be around that person.
I feel like that is real like human medicine behavior.
God damn you, by the way,
for sucking me into this woo-woo bullshit.
You like the woo-woo sometimes.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
Feelings in public.
You try and push back so hard,
and I can see you over the years where he likes some of it.
He does.
No.
Yes, he does.
He likes some of it.
And sometimes it's nice to have woo-woo chat.
Doesn't have to be super deep woo-woo, which that wasn't super deep woo-woo.
It's like surface woo-woo.
Yeah.
Can you guys let us know in our podcast group, in the private group, if you're coming to the roast on Friday?
I'm interested to know how many podcasters are going to be there.
Me too.
Because we have two very different audiences, those who listen to just the radio and those that get the podcast.
and I'm keen to know if there's anyone in this group that is going to be there.
Yeah.
Excuse me on Friday.
I've had quite a few people.
This is my question.
I think this might be an off-the-podcast chat.
I've had quite a few people inbox me asking if there's like a...
After party?
Yeah.
Like an after party or a meat and greed or like a hang.
We haven't discussed it.
I'm definitely keen to pop out for a drink.
Yeah, same.
Same.
I'll send you to the foyer as well just to go.
Go shake some hands.
Well, I'm leaving very early on Saturday morning to drive to Rotorua off
my mum's birthday.
So I won't be having a big one.
But, I mean, we're going to be done by quarter to eight.
You could stay out till 9.30.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
You know, like you're still going to get home pretty early.
Oh, 930.
Oh, big one.
He said not a big night.
Come on.
You get from 8 till 8.30.
No, just kidding.
I'd love to see everybody that's come down.
Yeah.
Well, actually, it depends on my emotional state after the roast, too, to be fair.
Enough with this woo-woo shit.
See you guys later.
I'm having a pie.
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