ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 5th September 2025

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

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After party Duh It's come off here from a very awkward call Did you talk to that person in afterwards? Guess what she said What? That you were a very lovely gentleman When you were a young

Young we think of it It was the person I was thinking of her One of your first girlfriends Yeah Yeah We went on air with this girl And she goes It's Livia Armstrong from Rodrua

And I drew a blank straight away And then I was like Wait, was that one of my first girlfriends? And then it turns out it was. But when you're in that kind of panic. But you don't want to, like, say in case that you're wrong, you know? On the radio. Nah.

Imagine if you were like, oh, are you such and such? And she goes, no? Yeah. You don't remember me? I'm just terrified that someone's going to go, no, Clint, it was a one-night stand. That's deep down what I'm terrified someone's going to say. Yeah. And I'm here to give you a rating out of 10.

No, she was lovely. And your son is on the phone. She said... Oh my God, imagine! She said, she's been hesitant to call because she knows it's a bit funny. It's not funny. It's not... She didn't say anything.

She wouldn't have been to say anything. I loved it. I had a kid old yarn to her. I said, oh, he's a soft ear, yet hard, isn't he? And she said, mm-hmm. Anyway, you probably won't hear that in the podcast because it was for a Doja Cat ticket giveaway. Fine, I'll put it in the podcast. No, you don't need to put it in the podcast.

That doesn't need to live forever. It's Friday afternoon We're going out Why I am Are you going out? Where are you guys going? I'm going to Waikiki Are you? Yeah

That's where my in-laws live I was going to say sexy weekend Yeah No it is Are they there? Yeah Do you have sex in your in-law's house? No

Oh okay Neither Well they're there Not in the same room No No That's just a quick If you do

That's cool Good for you? No, no, no, no. Claudia, are you going out? Nah, I got to go home. Nah, I'm going to watch the Warriors. Where are you watching it? I was meant to watch it at a friend's house, but they just cancelled. And, like, I'm gutted, because they have beer on tap at their house.

Oh, cool. Which is awesome. And I haven't seen this friend for ages, which I was really looking forward to it. But I'm also, like, oh, I'm fucking knacket. Yeah, you've got a, you just got a free pass to go home and do nothing. Yeah, so I'm going to go home, and my partner and I, we have a routine. Normally when the Warriors are on If we're not going out to a pub to watch it

or to the game or to a friend's house We'll order these fancy cheeseburgers And have a beer and cheeseburger and watch the game That's a nice routine Ella's going to Waikki to do some routine Are you? I am not What routine are you doing?

Aerobics Cardio No guys Any root canals? Yuck No, I'm just joking Please. Maybe a cuddle.

But I want to go to bed. Yeah, we know. Yeah, with your husband. Sleep. Make sure you wash it down with a root beer. Okay, thank you. Anything else? I'm going to be on Route 69.

Are you? The best route. I've actually been on Route 66. You're going to head in opposite directions, though, on that 609. Did I tell you that crazy story about that friend of mine? Did I tell you guys that crazy story? It's such a good story. Give me the head of that.

And it's definitely not for the radio. but okay give us the bullet points it's not for the radio but probably fine here go on then a friend of mine um started dating this guy and good looking guy and she was like things were you know we're all good went on a couple of dates like it was fine um and then he invited me to oh i know this story i've told you this story yeah and then invited her to go stay at this batch because he was going there for one night and invited her.

They'd only been on like three dates but she did know him through other friends so she was like, oh okay, I do feel comfortable because I know that he's friends with some of my friends so it was fine. Anyway, they hadn't even kissed before. Oh, you have told us this. And then all of a sudden he's like,

so they kiss on the same night and then he's like, should be 69. That's crazy work. Like, so on the first time that they kiss. Also. Sixty-nine. What? No.

That's not how it goes. That I've got limited experience in this area. But you don't ask, do you? You just kind of vend up there. Well. Or do you ask? I feel like. I mean, I'm pro-conceint, obviously.

It feels kind of awkward to plan it like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It also feels awkward. Like, how do you get into the position if you're not kind of suggesting it. True. Like, where are you going?

Yeah, I'm up here. My eyes are up here. Oh my word. Maybe to turn a lamp on. Shee. But just, anyway,

here's my piece of advice. Yeah. Don't 69, the first time. The first time. And you know what? Not the second or third time either. Just do some hot missionary the first time.

Yes. That's, you know, don't complicate it. No, don't do that on the first time either. What do you say? She goes doggies. No. I thought we were ripping. No, not classy.

We were ripping. No. No, keep it bland for the first one. Keep it simple. Keep it simple. Not bland, but you know. Yeah, but not bland. You keep it simple.

You're going to have places to go. It's already exciting enough because it's the first time with someone new. So you don't want to. Don't give them the keys to the kingdom on the first visit. Yes, you do, and then they come back for more And then you go, let's tone it down. Yeah, they're pillaged the kingdom. They come back for more, but you can't give them anymore.

I've been at every room in this kingdom. There's nothing left to explore. What are you implying Ella? I need to go back to church. You do. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you guys back next week. Bye-bye.

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