ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 6th December 2023

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

We've finally formed a rap group and obviously we're excellent at what we do, and Clint has the most important raffle of his life coming up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I was throwing the rap to you. Oh, no energy. I'll throw it to Mad Dog. Hey, guys, the dogs are here. It's the brilliantie and Clint podcast For the end of the year Hey guys It's Ella here

Don't you wish We could hug a beer Good energy Good energy See why I didn't Fall into the trap Pass the microphone To Claudia

Hey Claudia Here's the mic A woof woof woof Woof woof woof And Brie Howl us out Yay And Brie, howl us out Guys, I'm in the draw to win a kayak What?

Oh, you're sick I've got quite a good chance at this kayak So I went to the What's a good chance? One in a hundred Oh, that's pretty good That's alright I really want to see you riding a kayak

Do you? Yep You want to see me in my sea kayak? Do you ride a kayak? No, you paddle a kayak. I went to the RSA on the way home the other night because they do like a member's draw. Like if you're a member of the RSA,

they do a draw every week and you have to be there to get the prize. It goes up $50 every week if no one claims it. God, you are aging by the second. I know. I know. And as I drove past i was like going home late and i was like oh fuck the drawers in five minutes i'll go in i'll have one beer and

i'll see if i win the draw because imagine it was sixteen hundred dollars i mean sixteen hundred bucks and i get my beer and i'm standing at the bar and then he puts sixteen hundred bucks into the pokey maybe if i want it and i was standing there at the bar waiting for the draw and this old bloke comes over to me with a raffle. He's got this jar. He's jingling it with the coins. And he's like, raffle, $20. $20?

$20? Yeah, but it's one in 100. That's why it's $20. That's a lot, though. Still a lot. It was a $700 kayak. Yeah, nah. So how much?

Plus paddle. So how much are they making? Two grand? They're making all the money because the kayak was donated for the raffle. So they're making 20 times 100. They're making two grand. The amount of times we did those type of raffles so I could go on a soccer tournament and you get like a big piece of paper and you have like all the numbers

and then you cross the numbers out as people pay for them. Yeah. Yeah. Good memes, eh? Good memes. I love a raffle. Anyway, so what happened to the raffle? the numbers and then you cross the numbers out as people pay for them yeah yeah good memes eh good memes i love a raffle anyway so what happened at the bar and i'm chatting away to roy my mate he's 84 he's been a member of the our local rsa for 40 years he's telling me about the area i'm chatting about the kayak he's bitching and moaning about how the bar staff don't sell enough raffle tickets so he's not even a raffle ticket seller he just went you know what he said fuck it i'm

just gonna sell the tickets myself because i he loves the club and he wants him to do well so he's going around selling these tickets and i'm chatting away to roy and then i said to him i thought it was rob roy okay and i said to him fuck i hope it's roy hey he's 84 he's not listening and i said to him after about five or ten minutes i said shit when are they doing the club draw for the 1600 and he goes oh no they did that we were talking they doing the club draw for the $1,600? And he goes, oh, no, they did that. We were talking. They'd done the draw. And I went, oh, oh, I'll have to go over and find out what the number was

because I only came in here for the draw. Did you miss out? He goes, oh, you don't want to do that, bro. Why? I said, why? He goes, you only have two minutes to claim the prize. He's like, it was more than two minutes ago. I was like, oh, shit.

And then some lady came over straight away after that. She's like, it was more than two minutes ago. I was like, oh shit. And then some lady came over straight away after that and she's like, ah, bloody six numbers. It's never my number with a seven. And I looked at my card. I was a six number. Oh no. Did you go check? No, because that would have been worse. I would have had to know. I decided I shouldn't check

because it'd be worse to know that I'd missed out on the money. How many people in that raffle? It's all the members of the club. Oh, so a lot. Yeah, but it's only available to the ones that show up for the draw. It's how they get people into the club on that night to drink some beers. Let people show up, get one drink, wait for the draw and then leave.

Anyway, $7 beers. Oh, I love the RSA. Belonging to the RSA is the key. Yeah, it's great. Yeah,, I love the RSA. Belonging to the RSA is the key. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, I do love an RSA. Always good vibes at an RSA. I went in there for dinner. We call them, for our Aussie listeners, it's an RSL.

RSL, yeah. Yeah. Same, but the exact same thing. League. League. Oh, I like that. North Bondi RSL goes well. I did an Anzac Day in North Bondi RSL

There's some fantastic RSLs and they always do a real good Parmigiana in Australia Chicken Parmy I was in there that week that I took off to paint my ceilings I took myself to the RSA for dinner because my whole family was away and I was sitting there at like 6.30 having my dinner

and then all of a sudden the music stops and this bell starts ringing this lady starts ringing this bell and everyone stands up and they turn towards one direction and i was like what i said what is going on they said please face the torch of remembrance and then they did the pledge they did the at the going down of the sun and in the morning we will remember them they shall not grow old as we who are left grow old but they do it every night at 6.30. It reminded me of, and you would have had this too, when I first started at a Catholic high school

and everybody knew the responses during the mass. And I didn't know what to say. Everyone just started saying the things because they knew them. And also with you. I was like, shit, I don't know what to say. Everyone just started saying the things because they knew them. And also with you. Let us proclaim the mystery of faith. I was like, shit. I don't know any of this stuff. But yeah.

Anyway, it's not draw night at the RSA tonight. So when's the kayak draw? When Roy sells the 100 tickets. Oh. You've got to buy some more then. I was tempted. How much is the kayak worth? You could buy $20 less than that. $700, he said.

$700. So buy $680 worth of tickets and you're still making a profit. I like the way Claudia thinks. Far out, Claudia. Always looking for a deal, Claudia. You are. You are so are. She's always looking for a deal, see.

She loves a deal. My what's in it for Claudia? Yeah, you've got to make the most of your money. You can come on my kayak. Yeah, thanks. Is it a double or? Ella. I didn't get that joke.

I said, you can come on my kayak. And Ella said, eh. Wait, can you explain it? You haven't turned me into this. Excuse me. It's not my fault. All right, Ella, wrap us out. Okay. Give me a word. my fault. Ella, rap us out.

Lay down a beat, breathe. Bolts and hoes, bolts and hoes. Ella's gonna be one of them bolts and hoes. Yeah. Good night everyone. It's the end of the day. We say hey and bye. Love you. Wanna slide the end of the day. We say hey and bye. Love you.

Wanna slide over to my right eye. Very good. I panicked. I panicked. Damn, I think I just came on my kayak. Oh, my kayak. Oh my God. Play. ZM's brand Clint. On Insta,

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