ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 6th July 2026

Episode Date: July 5, 2026

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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. Morning, everybody, morning for us. How's it going? Happy birthday, America. Oh, yeah, happy Fourth of July. It's the Fourth of July. It's the Fourth of July.

Happy 250. We will be alive, do you reckon we'll see the 300? Yeah, 50 plus 40. Potentially. Yeah, hello, most likely. Yeah, you're most likely to see the 300. It's up in the air for us, isn't it? Yeah, it's touch and go.

I most likely won't see it. You'll be 90, that's all right. Most people don't get to 90. Most men especially. Me? Yeah, you will. I reckon Clint's her. He'll get far, but I don't know about 90.

90's old. I think three will be 73. Oh, fuck. So young. When you're so young. Breer only gets 73? You will be. She's a woman.

I'm getting 40. Why am I getting 40? What? Claudia! I don't like this game. My nana at the moment is 94 and her mother lived to over 100. So I think based on the women in my family, I'm going to live forever. Don't listen to me.

My great-grandmother lived till 103. And then my nan, she was very sick, but she still lived till 84. And then my nonna lived till 88. That's good. You know what got passed down to me last year from my nana? Is the letter that you get from the queen that her mom got when she turned 100. You should frame that. I thought you were going to say sacky booze.

How dare you? Mine are lovely and perky. Thank you very much. I've got passed way down. For now. For now. You should. You should frame that.

I could, eh? No, Ella, we're not seeing who has the saggiest boobs on the show. It'll be Clint anyway. Yeah, true. No, I'd have to contribute with balls. Yeah, second ball. Still clint. But where do you measure from?

Tip to tail. Tip to tail. Where do you measure your boobs from? Tip to tail. Tip to tail. A, pree, get them out. I'll show you. I reckon if you were measuring boobs, you would measure from your clavicle to the centre of your nipple.

Yeah, but I feel like you can't because every person is a different length. Do you know what I mean? Like my body's a different length to Claudia is different. But it doesn't change the amount of sag, does it? The size of you doesn't change the amount of sag. The distance from clavicle to nip. It's all relative to your body. Yeah, it is relative to your body, but oh wow.

Claudia's smoking out. Wait, what are we doing? Where is it from? Clavicle to nipples. Clavicle. That's what you said, right? Yeah, collarbone. I took my boob out my bra, though.

Oh, mine's still caged. I'm in the middle of Claudia and Ella. Ella's the lowest. I'll officiate this ceremony. Officially, the saggiest booms on the Breanne Clint show. Go to Ella Shippins. Yay, she's the winner. It's because I sleep on my tummy.

Nah, the bigger the sagia. It's just science. The bigger the boob, the heart of the sag. I do have secret boobs. One of the most iconic... The bigger they are, the harder they fall. One of the most iconic scenes from a movie ever is in the sweetest thing. And Cameron Diaz, they're doing this iconic montage where they're getting changed into all these different outfits.

And she's in the dressing room. She'll go like this. She'll hold her arms up and she goes, 21, 31. 21, 31. That's good. I'm just getting the phone number for the contact that we need to negotiate your wedding photo shoot. I want 10 grand. We're going to sell

Brey's wedding photos to the top rating celebrity publication in New Zealand. Well, who's that? Women's Day? Women's Day. Is the Skivir going to make an appearance at the wedding?

We can negotiate that. That might be a prerequisite of theirs. If that's the case, I don't want it. Honestly, Bree, I want to see you on a trucker. I've never seen it. Never seen the choker come out. See if I can fire mine, I'll wear it tomorrow. Is it like fabric?

What is it? Does it clasp at the back? No, mine were fabric. Oh, you have the fabric. fabric ones. You didn't have the traditional, like, tattoo-looking ones. This is two different things. So you were talking about Ski-Nay, you're talking about Bree's choker necklace. Is it? My choker era.

Do you, like, put it through your head like a headband? No, it's just like a necklace. You just clip it around like a dog's collar. I've never seen a choker. Hey, I suited them. I stand by it. And it wasn't just me wearing it. It was like a trend. Everyone was wearing them. Yeah, that's fair.

Yeah. Oh, that's good. Oh, did you wear a feather in your hair? Oh, yeah. I used to, um, I had a good. I had a kit. I had a plier. It was a pair of pliers.

And it was like these little metal circles. And I used to put this like, and I bought it online and you put the feather in. And then you get the pliers and you clamp down on the metal ring. And so it was like permanently in my hair. Damn girl. You were cool. Says you, you jort wearing fucking. She got slippers on.

She wears slippers to work every day. Yeah. Just for the more. I've got my normal shoes on now. Okay. It's all right. It's just cozy. Yeah.

Fair enough. Do you think it's justifiable for when I wake up for breakfast hours, then my husband wakes up 10 minutes before me, sits in the car, heats it up, make sure it's not foggy. And then when I sit in it, is that what he's doing? You are a princess, aren't you? There's a criteria. I want that.

Does he have his own job? Yeah, but like, no, it's not appropriately. He works from home. He works from home. So? Oh, he works from home. Yeah. So he doesn't have a real job.

No. That's not true. He watches football all day. No, I'm sure he works hard. Yeah, hardly works. Hardly, yeah. Guys, we, guys, stop that. Yeah, he does.

Stop that. We want in the future to be able to work from home. Do we? I think I'll lose it. Some people don't get really depressed. There's no pub next to home. I think one day a week to work at home is good. That would be nice.

Can we work from my home, but like all of us together? What? Because there's a pub near my house. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. be lonely otherwise You've got a dog Yeah

I had a dream last night I brought my dog in For one of these mornings And he just hung out Would he or would he be naughty What's this? He'd be fine I had a dream that

I brought my dog in One of the mornings Clint can you seriously do that He's very chill Yeah He's not he's not I don't think I'd bring My dog in

She'd be crazy Merrill Meryl would be all right Yeah Merrill would bark Morrow would bark And everyone But people wouldn't mind

hearing a dog barking in the background on the radio. It would set their dogs off at home. They'd be making breakfast and then you'd hear Roof! And then their dog would go. Oh my gosh, Clown. Whip, Ruff! Ruff! Brose! Bring your dog in! Please! That would make me jump out of beard. He would be so happy.

Well, that's going to happen? On Thursday. We could do it on Thursday and then if I get in trouble of that, okay. Should I bring Meryl in? Stand me down for a week. And they can have play dates. So I bring Kai in as well. Oh, this is, this happened my dream too. I didn't bring him in because I realized if I bring him in,

everyone would bring their dog in. Remember dogs are banned from the office now. Can we still do that dog race we were talking about? Yeah, we should do the dog race. I'll be the dog and race all of them. Yeah, you'll win. Yeah, Ella has to run on all floors. I will.

I actually think I've got that in me. Got it in the bag. Okay. You sure do? I keep saying um, and that's a sign that I want to wrap up the podcast. Yeah, let's go. See you guys later. Bye.

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