ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 6th June 2025

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

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ZM's Bray and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Bray and Clint. I'm having a party! A party for two! Yeah! Get it away! Hi guys. This is the after party after the party. Well alright! Well this is the after party after the after party that we went to which was at the after party after the actual party

Yeah, exactly. That would mean pretty simple. Party don't stop Yeah, party never stops. Till I walk in, don't stop making Our titties are out right now Lovely jubblies Clint looked up really fast Oh I'm always keen to see, not in a weird way Ohhhh, you are You're weird, I see you like a brother

Yeah, well. Brother-ew. Brother-ew. Brother-ew. Don't take it personally. I'm keen to see everyone. Guys, I am. Quite literally everyone.

You're such a man. Such a boy. I think we move on from this. What a man, what a man. Guys, I'm just gonna throw something out there. Okay. And then you guys all deliberate and tell me what you think.

Yes, ma'am. I need to be you think. I've got something to say. God you always have something to say. Just shut up for a minute. Take your time. Turn your mic off for once. Are we better? Hungover? Hungover.

Yes. In terms of radio. I think so. Because today, fire show in my opinion. But is it sustainable? No. Probably not. Not for you, Clint.

No, no. You get tired. I could, oh mate. Party girl. She's kicking on forever. Party girl central over here. Clint couldn't break her, fuck her. Um.

Is it making me back down? Don't be sad. Shout out to our friend, who we saw again at the awards last night. We see him each year. Yes. And I apologize because, is his name Rahul?

I think it was. I think so, yeah. And apologies again if that's wrong. Him and his two daughters and his wife actually listened to this show. And they came, his daughter came on the show this week. Scarlett. Scarlett, that's right, to do.

Hi Scarlett. We know you listen to these and you probably shouldn't be because these are the naughty ones. Yeah, she did Kettle Kidding and she was the one who said she was a trainee surgeon. Very funny line. She was hilarious, eh?

She's 14, I believe. And her dad said to us last night that she listens to our podcast, Religiously. And then I realised that she- She knew everything. She's like a Brian Clinton encyclopedia. But then he said that she listens to our podcast religiously. And then I realised that she listens- Is she not, she knew everything. She's like a Brian Clinton encyclopedia. But then he said that she listens to this podcast, the after party podcast.

And we said, not the after party, and he goes, yes, the naughty one. Ugh, sorry. Which is hard, eh? What do we say? What don't we say? Not the F word, oh dear. We like save that for the podcast.

That'll be a safe place to put it. So, do we clean it up? Oh, is that what you're wanting us to do? I don't know. How clean? That's the thing, how clean? Yeah. Well, to be honest, I feel like we have been pretty good.

I mean, there might be a swear here and there, but like Scarlett sounds like a very smart girl. And in my opinion, swears aren't that bad. We talk about toilets a lot too. Yeah but that's fine. Everyone does it. You can talk about toilets and poos and farts. Wait, this is something I've been meaning to bring up.

This is just a fascinating thing that happened on my honeymoon is that in Thailand and China you can't put used toilet paper in the toilets. Same as grease. You have to put them in the bin. Yeah, disgusting. Because the pipes are too old. Yeah, that was real fascinating. I had diarrhea up Machu Picchu.

Oh, Machu Puchu, I like it. And you had to put the paper in the basket. Oh no. It was one of the most dehumanizing experiences of my life. You do, you feel like a monkey. Well, I had to share a very small quarters with my partner on a boat in Greece,

where we had to put the toilet paper in a very little bin, in a very little bathroom. Which is weird that that's the time you chose not to go in the ocean. So true. Isn't it? That's fair. We're going in the ocean.

There's squat toilets as well in China, and I did that, and I pissed on my leg See this is what I mean there is no good way for girls to go toilet outside She wasn't even outside. No, it was literally just a normal toilet people squat. Yeah, that's why I mean That's why I mean like in general. I get used to get good at it. You live there You just have to lift everything up properly. I'm good at it. Fuck, that was trauma as a kid.

Do you girls remember when you were young and you had to do like wheeze, like a bush wheeze? Yes. Fuck, so scary. Could you hit yourself in the ankles with piss and then. Yeah, sure. Oh, it just. Damn.

My mom did that once. Shouldn't be telling this story, but Lucy was going piss my sister, and it was such a solid stream. Going piss. That mum got so fascinated by the stream that she looked down and then got a little. With something in her eye.

A full side stream. Yeah, look at. A full side stream in her face. We were taking eye out. That's totally inappropriate. Separate topic, so I was talking to some people last night. Fuck, I'm never gonna get to talk. It's killing me. It's totally inappropriate. Separate topic, so I was talking to some people last night. Fuck, I'm never gonna get to talk. It's killing me.

I genuinely had something to talk about. So be quick, I was talking to some people last night about P-Nuckle versus Thumb Wars. Everyone I talked to said Thumb Wars. No. Yes, they did. Did they actually? This is confirmation bias.

Wow. See, Ella's never heard of P-Nuckle. Is that the little rock? Is that how you believe? That was I thought too. That's knuckle bones Yeah, different thing. What is Pnuckle? Pnuckle is someone. Do you remember who you asked? Yes, I asked Ella I asked Liam who does the tech I asked Mel who does imaging. What the hell and they all said thumbwars? I'm really good at thumbwars actually. There was a whole group and not one person said Pnuckle.

Well, I did Google the only people in the world that say, pinnacle are Kiwis. Yeah, well they're all Kiwis. And obviously some Kiwis don't even say it. Interesting. Clint? The person who has a crush on me identified themselves last night at the radio awards.

Did they? That's disappointing. They said to me, tell me that you're drunk and you won't remember what I tell you tomorrow. Oh, you've remembered it. No, shut up. Who is it? And I was like, I'm not blackout drunk at the staff party.

I won't say who it is. No! No! Well, can you tell us? Yeah, I'll tell you guys, but I won't out them on the podcast. No, no, no, I wasn't meaning that. I was just meaning, and to be honest, it doesn't mean anything to anyone listening anyway. They're not going to know that.

I didn't know how to react. How do you okay let's do roleplay. I'd like to know how you would have reacted to and Claudia was there when it happened. Oh my god. So she knows. Oh I witnessed. Front row. Okay can you guys do it to me and then I'll see how I react. Okay yeah yeah okay okay Claudia you tell me. I was in the end this is how it happened so she was like asking, you know Oh, I've got something to tell you. Yeah what? Are you are you drunk and you won't remember I wouldn't say I'm like crazy drunk, but yeah had a few drinks Um, I just wanted I have a crush on you. Fuck. This is a good impression

God I know who it is. I know who it is. I know who it is I know who it is I know who it is anyway I gotta go bye no she didn't leave no she didn't leave they sat in it yeah oh it was fine I didn't get any weirds from it. It was fine it was fine but my point is also so you react okay so wait so go again at the end I have a crush on you and Claudia knows about it and I probably shouldn't tell you. And Claudia knows about it, and I probably shouldn't tell you, but yeah, I've said it now. Aren't you in a relationship?

And you probably shouldn't be telling me this. And also, I'm in a relationship. But I mean, I'm flattered. That's really nice of you to say. So I think that's what I said. I think I made some kind of jokey joke because that's how I handle situations. And then I think I said,

oh, that's very flattering, thank you. Yeah because that's how I handle situations. And then I think I said, oh, that's very flattering. Thank you. Yeah, that's fine. I think that's a good way to react. Then he started chain smoking. Yeah. And then someone did give me an actual, there was actually quite a good icebreaker. Liam showed up with a packet of cigarettes.

He's like Clint, smoke this. But yeah, I mean like, how can, how else can you react? Yeah. I think that's fine. I think that's the best. I love you too. You wanted to know. Yeah.

And that's only one of the two. There's another one. What the fuck? No. Bree, I love you. Oh, actually, someone did come up to me and say something last night. If I mean, if we're tooting horns. Someone came up to me and I'm not gonna say who it is,

but they said, I can't remember exactly what they said, but they go, oh, they said someone said to me, out of Bree and Clint, who are you having sex with? And everyone said that I was gonna say Clint, but I would choose you any day of the week. I know who said that. Do you know who said that? Yep.

Hey. I'm not gonna say it on here. Oh yeah, I'm gonna say that. But what do I tell you guys after? They're discussing who it is. Yeah, got it. Yeah. I think I asked the question.

Yeah. Fuck this. The guy instigated that conversation. When, when? Guys, stop sexualizing us. Nah, sexual it. Yeah. I think I asked the question. Yeah. Fuckers. I think I instigated that conversation. Win, win. Guys, stop sexualizing us. Nah, sexualize me more. I need the attention. I need the attention.

I need the confirmation. And I was flattered. And I think I said, because I'm just trying to remember how I reacted. And I think I said, I know exactly what I said. I was like, shit, well that's made my night. I'm off to go have fun now after that. Yeah.

And that's it. That's what you do, you just humbly accept. Yeah, I'm like, I was like, shit, wasn't expecting that, but I'm loving it, thank you. Yeah, it was a topic of conversation last night. I had a great time. What? I was quite concerned.

Claudia was on the prowl last night. Yeah, she was actually. I have a crush on everyone now. Yeah, she literally kept saying to me, she's like, I've got a crush on everyone. Yeah, she was like, do you know that guy? Oh, she picked the hottest guy in the building too. She was telling me about him. I was like, I was like.

Jeremy Wells. I've moved on from Jeremy Wells. No, but another. You've moved on. I haven't. I'll never. I'll never move on. We should bring him in.

Was I going to say something? No. Do do. Yeah, I, I'll never move on. We should bring him in. What was I gonna say? I was gonna say something. Nah. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do kind of like a professional DNM to someone and they were talking about how someone in their life has this thing and they're great but they have this thing that they do and it's really annoying. And how to approach that or tackle it. I said to them, to be friends with someone,

either personally or professionally, you have to accept their fatal flaw. You have to, everybody has a fatal flaw, this is not a wizard that I came up with. What's our fatal flaw? You have to identify what the person's fatal flaw. You have to, you have to, everybody has a fatal flaw. This is not, it wasn't that I came up with it. You have to identify what the person's fatal flaw is. I think I bought this content to the show like two years ago. And then you have to accept them for it.

So if your friend is chronically late, you have to, you have to identify that and accept it. And just know that as part of your friendship, they're going to be late. You don't try and accept it. And just know that as part of your friendship, they're going to be late. You don't try and change them. Yeah, the theory was, is that you identify in every friend that they do have a fatal flaw. And so once you've identified what that is,

you need to ask yourself, am I comfortable? And do I accept that that's their fatal flaw? And if I do, then you accept it and you're friends and you move on. And then on from that, you don't get angry at that thing and your friendship, you don't get frustrated by it because you already know about it and that's the bit that's in your control

is how you react to it. And this is where the wisdom came in. And I said to them... And what was their fatal flaw? I said, no, no, no, the wisdom was... Can you tell us after? It was actually they were late. They were a late person, which was stressful for this other person.

And I said, you can't expect a walnut tree to grow apples. Wow. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I don't get it. You can't expect a walnut tree to grow apples. But do walnuts grow on trees? Means you can't expect someone who's not capable of being on time to start being on time.

Why wouldn't you just say that? Cause I was using a metaphor. Damn drunk client probably hit something there. So, our fatal flaws? Um... What have you accepted? Do you guys reckon you know what your fatal flaw is about yourself? Yes. I don't know if I know mine.

I could pick quite a few. I think I'm quite a lot. Like... No! Oh no! No you're not. Oh, no, no. No, you're not. I think, I don't know if that's your fatal flaw. I don't know if it's a flaw.

No. It's just a character trait. Just a character trait. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Flawless. Oh, no.

That's a flaw. We didn't say you don't have other floors No, I think I'm I used to and I give myself grace for this but I think I used to flake a lot but that's cuz I was just a little bit like that's a good one. Yeah, not a good one. But like I hate that Yeah, flooring pain. So I'm getting better at that. Yeah, nice. That's good, that's a good thing to be aware of and to work on. Claudies would be the body odor thing.

Yeah, I think so. I'm working on that though. You guys don't have to sit here with us. I'm joking. We all share the same deodorant. Should we leave? It's Friday. What the heck? What are we doing? What the heck?

Bye, have a great weekend, see you next week. I'm having a party A party for two What's mine? You work too much and it bugs me. You work too hard. You care too much. It's so annoying.

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