ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 6th May 2025

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

Clint's greatest aunt has sent a beautiful message for Bree, and then we derailed it by talking about Wipe Out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I have received a message which I would like permission to read out on the after party today Okay, permission granted Not granted. I was gonna say not granted. It's from my great aunt this message Your great aunt? Yes, like how great is she like? My mother's auntie No, but like is she? My grandmother's sister. Is she like really great or just like great?

She's great. What makes her so great? She's great person. Like how old is she? You hear the message, you tell me how great she is. Okay. She sent it to my wife. Her and my wife have become besties.

Right. Cute. Hi dolls, how are you all? I'm an, it's a long message by the way. And you need the whole message to get the whole, the gist. To get the gist. Okay, so get comfortable.

Hi, Darls. How are you all? I'm in this place until tomorrow. And then I go back home, I've been staying with my granddaughter, who's 24 years old, while her parents are somewhere near Spain on a cruise. They come back on the 23rd of May. Her brother comes back on Wednesday the 14th

from Asia. Two month tour. It's been great being here. While I've been here I'm reading Brie Thomas El book. It's absolutely funny, sad, memorable, high altitude of swearing but one of the best reads I've had for a long time. It's taken me a while to get through this book because of the laughter I had to go over and over again. One day I hope to meet her but no rush might wait until my 80th big bash. Can you please pass this on to Clint to relay? I can't talk on the phone because of my hearing it's getting a little worse. I would just like to thank her because next Wednesday, my Barry passed away one year ago. I've canceled his burial three times as I'm not ready.

And Bree's book has helped me with doing what I need to do, not what others are telling me to do. Sorry, I got quite carried away with her book. It's awesome. Have you read it? Oh that's so cute. And you didn't want to let me read that message out. She is a great aunt. You monst. She is a great aunt. What a lovely, oh I'm tearing up. That's so cute. What a lovely kind message that she's taken the time to write. She's a great person.

She's a great person. That means so much to me. She sends dollies and things to the girls all the time. She's awesome. I'd love to meet her. Can you do a little video for her? Yeah, I'd love to. To the ball rolling.

What a sweet, sweet woman. And if we can organise it at some point, I'd love to meet her. I'll take her out for some scones and a tea. I've just realised it's the perfect opportunity to use our new thing. Breezebrook Reader Soundly loud for Clint's great art. We had this made today and we all said oh we'll never get a chance to use that. It's perfect. Literally today.

Stars of a line. It's perfect. Literally today! Stars of a line. Murphy's law. So good. That's such a lovely gift. Oh, that's made my whole week. Thanks for sharing that with us. How old is she?

She's turning 80. Fuck, that's cool. Sorry for swearing again. What did she say? It's a high altitude of swearing. Yeah. You know what's funny is my publisher literally took out I reckon 70% of the F bombs that were in it.

They were like, we need to get rid of at least 70% of these F bombs. Oh, that's so sweet. I'll do a little video for her after the show. What a sweetheart. Lovely. Anybody else got any juice for the party? God, I don't have anything that's gonna top that I know right God I love old people

They scare me a little bit just cuz they're so fragile Yeah, and they are if you hug them too hard She had a fall recently she had a fall. She okay. Yeah, she's okay, but she heard a hip Why they always they always land on their hips, eh? My nan is just turned 93. It's like, Claudia, you gotta keep doing those squats and pushups, please. Yeah.

Keep the hips nice and strong. Yeah. Those thrusts. It's overall strength, it's overall strength that you need. I feel like I'm gonna- Because those balancing muscles that will prevent you from taking the fall. Can't wait to see what you make me do next.

Oh yeah, we've got it. Oh yeah. I feel like I know exactly what it is and I'm gonna test myself tonight. What do you think it is? I think you're gonna make me hold a plank. These are all legit challenges. Yeah.

Clint and I, that's a Clint, a Brian Clint guarantee. You're gonna be really surprised when you find out we've signed you up for a Tough Mudder. Oh! I think I would actually die. Should we start our own version of Tough Mudder? What would we call it? Soft Mudder. Oh! I think I would actually die. Should we start our own version of Tough Mudder? What would we call it? Soft Mudder.

Soft Mudder. What about Claudia doing Wipeout? I reckon I'm- Oh! See now Claudia is the perfect, perfect contestant for Wipeout. Claudia on the big balls. And she literally, I feel like would get stuck

between two of the balls and just be like brrrr. Wailing between them. Like pinball down between the balls. And she literally I feel like would get stuck between two of the balls and just be like brrrr. Whaling between them. Like pinball down between the balls. I'm not a strong swimmer. A friend of mine went on that show. And the actual one. The actual one. Yeah. And he said it was so much fun, but so much harder than he ever

expected. I would love to do it without an audience. Like you guys would be fine, but like if it was televised I'd be to do it without an audience. Like you guys would be fine, but like if it was televised, I'd be like, oh. So funny. That show was, why was that show so good? It was so good. Cause you watch people hurt themselves.

But not hurt themselves. The commentary was very good too. Yeah, the commentary made it I think. It looked painful though. Ouchie, you bend in weird ways. I gotta go to a fancy dinner, so. Where are you going? Let me guess, Prago. I wish. Nah, some restaurant I've never been to in Ponsonby.

What's it called? Jacuzzi. Good question. No, Jacuzzi was floated. Jacuzzi? Jacuzzi is what SPQR used to be. Oh, yes, I've driven past it. No, this restaurant is what Orphan's Kitchen used to be. Lord's favorite restaurant.

Has that changed? Yes. I live in that area, I'll meet you there. I don't know if you're invited. We're going to San Ray. San Ray, haven't heard of it. Oh I know, I've seen it, I haven't been. Yeah.

What kind of food? I don't know. You'll see when you get there. Oh yeah, you're not a menu reader, are you? You just turn up and find something. Never ever would I read a menu before going to a restaurant. I feel like Lucy, your wife is a menu reader.

She knows what she's gonna order before we get to the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yin and Yang. Yeah, goes well together. Ebony and ivory. They go anymore? Chalk and cheese.

Chalk and, no, no, no, because chalk and cheese. Salt and pepper. Peanut butter jelly. No, you more? Chalk and cheese. Chalk and cheese. No, no, no. Salt and pepper. No, you can't use chalk and cheese because chalk and cheese don't go together. Cinder block and custard. I just made that one up. No. Pesto and pasta. Concrete and wooden pole. What am I? Mmm, probably the pole. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right guys. I think that's enough. I think that's enough. Can you message me on what table you're at? I get nervous when I walk into the poll. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right, guys. I think that's enough. I think that's enough. Can you message me on what table you're at? I get nervous when I walk into the room.

Thanks. You're actually coming, aren't you? Yep. Yeah, okay. Great, see you there. Bye. I'm having a party. A party for two.

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