ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 6th November 2025
Episode Date: November 6, 2025Some weird coincidences going on around here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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I'm having a party
A party for two
I went to the pharmacy today to get stare-stri strips
Do you guys know what stare-stri-strips are?
Sterey strips
Is that for that infection that you have?
Yeah, it's to sterilize my strip.
No, they're the long, thin bandages that you put over
like something that might need stitches.
Oh, the little skinny.
Little skinny ones.
This, that little thingy.
Oh, what happened?
What did you do?
I cut my ear at the gym.
You sure did.
It's been passing blood.
Like my pillow was covered in blood this morning.
Did you get the cartilage or is it just on the skin?
It's on the cartilage.
Wait, how did you do this?
I bumped into something at the gym and I didn't know that I'd done it and then I saw some blood on the ground.
Holy?
But it doesn't hurt.
That's not my point.
I'm tough.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, I went to the chemist this morning to get stare strips and the lady goes, oh my God, another person who wants stare strips.
And I was like, yeah, and she goes, sorry, nothing to do with you.
We have had a huge run on stare strips.
To give you context, we probably sell one packet of stare strips a month.
This is the small pharmacy in my local shops.
Hashtag shop local.
And she said this month, we've had 10 people come in asking for stare strips.
Are they all from your gym?
Yeah.
That's what?
Did she say?
Which is even crazy.
because it's only the 6th of November.
Oh, that's such a good point.
Did she say what everyone's up to or just...
No, they don't ask that.
They don't make you go,
what do you want the stare strips for?
I've never heard of stare strips.
Sterey strips loomed large over my childhood.
I think because my mum had a lot of melanoma cut out of her face
and the stare strips helped to prevent scarring, I think.
Right.
We also grew up in very different times, you and I.
No, what?
Yeah, you're way older.
Sterey strips are not.
It's an 80s thing
It is not
If anything
They're a 2000s thing
I didn't exist in the 2000s
I'm really young
You fucking did
Anyway I'm interested in patterns
And what could possibly have happened
To cause such a massive run
On one item specifically
Weird
And that lady must be interested in patterns too
To pay attention to it
Or that or she stocks the shelves
And she's like oh my God
Where all the fucking stereo strips go on
This is me at the supermarket the other day
where the only thing missing out of the freezer section
was the edamame that I wanted.
Everyone's eating about edamame.
What's going on? What influencer has done something with edamame
which is main...
Just trying to put some vegetable in my dinner.
Yeah, exactly.
I accidentally just posted our deldo video to Brooks' Instagram page.
Oh yeah, ZDem Late Show has tagged you in a video.
Yeah, undo.
Can I watch the dildo video before you put it up?
Yeah, no, I'll hold off then.
It's too late.
Yeah, I deleted it.
And then it was like error, can't delete.
Why do you have access to Brooks page?
Because there was a stage where I wanted to help her with their socials and, like, post some stories and be a bit more active for her on it.
She kept accidentally posting dildo videos and then got taken off.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
No, that's the story.
Hey, if there's time later, shut the fuck up.
I've eaten a whole cucumber today, guys.
Like a big, fat, thick cucumber.
I don't know
Clint's tuned out
yeah cucumber chat really got me
you do not chat too much
you cannot talk you didn't participate
one bit in stare strips chat
so I was trying to work
sorry I'm here
no please don't fight
I got a pimple on my butt
it's really sore as long
I'm scrolling through topics
scroll
scroll
I love pussy cats.
Scroll.
Oh, this is fun.
Okay, so the other day I offered to make dinner,
and when I do make dinner,
Ryan gets really upset and takes over.
So I try to make...
Yeah, no, that's shit.
No, it's not shit.
It's actually quite relatable for me.
I had the same thing this morning with Lucy.
I've figured out she comments on every meal that I make.
It's so annoying.
She's like, oh, I wouldn't have done that.
And I'm like, no, I'm making it for you.
Because I did it.
Right?
Today I was, today she was angry at how much salt I put on my food.
Oh my God.
Ryan does that too.
I was like, not for you.
But when it is for him, I'm doing a nice thing.
I don't have talents and making dinner.
But I'm doing my best.
And then Ryan's like, I wouldn't use that spoon.
I would be so hard.
So I tried.
And then go back to eating your Hulk.
Yeah.
Well, you know.
All right.
Let's get out of here.
Short one.
a long one.
No, short one, but a good one.
Scroll.
Scroll.
I'm having a pie.
Fuck you.
You didn't even pay attention.
I'm talking off the thing, guys.
Make some new ones.
Shut up.
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